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EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Katamari Democracy posted:

I am going to regret this

Trim and condition your beard

# ? Dec 7, 2015 20:58

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Bone: Feb 15, 2007; We're boned.

Katamari Democracy posted:

I am going to regret this

Imo the beard is the most regrettable thing about your pic, it looks like it's trying to escape your face :gonk:

Here I am getting eaten by Jaws at Universal the other day

# ? Dec 7, 2015 21:00

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger you should be in a cell, not posting on the Internet.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 21:01

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Facial hair is not and likely never will be your friend. You've not got the coverage on your cheekbones, and even closer to your jaw on the sides it's extremely patchy. Your mustache looks like it's been in rollers. Shave it off, get some sun on you, and get a haircut about twice as often as you do now.

# ? Dec 7, 2015 22:04

Katamari Democracy: Jan 19, 2010; Guess what!
Guess what this is?
A Post, Just for you!; Wedge Regret

Well God drat

E- I guess I can get a haircut tomorrow. What is 'in' nowadays.

Katamari Democracy has a new favorite as of 22:44 on Dec 7, 2015

# ? Dec 7, 2015 22:33

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Katamari Democracy posted:

Well God drat

E- I guess I can get a haircut tomorrow. What is 'in' nowadays.

Wow you managed to make it look worse with that douchey mustache and awful goatee.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 15:40

Katamari Democracy: Jan 19, 2010; Guess what!
Guess what this is?
A Post, Just for you!; Wedge Regret

I'm glad you like it Bradzilla!

# ? Dec 8, 2015 15:52

BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

Nice. A couple more for the goons.bmp folder.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 16:13

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Kill the goatee. Trim the fancy stache off . Hit the gym.
You can do it!

# ? Dec 8, 2015 16:18

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

LingcodKilla posted:

Kill the goatee. Trim the fancy stache off . Hit the gym.
You can do it!

sure, but he'll still have that moonface

# ? Dec 8, 2015 16:54

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Snatch Duster posted:

sure, but he'll still have that moonface

It's impolite to ask someone to fix stuff you can't do anything about.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:20

Bone: Feb 15, 2007; We're boned.

LingcodKilla posted:

It's impolite to ask someone to fix stuff you can't do anything about.

Ya honestly he's not a bad looking guy its just that facial hair is a lot less appealing than we all think it is. That and it's an easy fix so we don't feel bad giving him poo poo for it.

We don't hate you Katamari, just shave your drat face-cthulu.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 18:28

EXAKT Science: Aug 14, 2012; 8 on the Kinsey scale

Snatch Duster posted:

sure, but he'll still have that moonface

His face is fine, don't be a dickhead.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 18:30

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

LingcodKilla posted:

It's impolite to ask someone to fix stuff you can't do anything about.

Surgery

# ? Dec 8, 2015 18:32

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

EXAKT Science posted:

His face is fine, don't be a dickhead.

Yeah for sure. Shave the beard/mustache and you'll look great Katamari!

_{This message brought to you by the Anti-Beard Coalition of Something Awful Dot Com.}

# ? Dec 8, 2015 18:33

Bone: Feb 15, 2007; We're boned.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Yeah for sure. Shave the beard/mustache and you'll look great Katamari!

_{This message brought to you by the Anti-Beard Coalition of Something Awful Dot Com.}

^

For proof read my earlier posts! I too thought my half-fuzz beard was "all that" and "a bag of chips", but the Anti-Beard Coalition of Something Awful Dot Com helped me see the light!

# ? Dec 8, 2015 18:40

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Yeah for sure. Shave the beard/mustache and you'll look great Katamari!

_{This message brought to you by the Anti-Beard Coalition of Something Awful Dot Com.}

If you told me to cut anything off I'd say mine and who elses?

# ? Dec 8, 2015 19:24

A 50S RAYGUN: Aug 22, 2011

keep your facial hair if you really want. i like my beard and i'm not really under any illusions everyone else will. don't be a sheep

# ? Dec 8, 2015 19:28

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Do clean your room though, that place looked like a sad apartment in Baghdad.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 19:56

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Katamari Democracy posted:

I am going to regret this

Everything in this picture is a mistake.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 19:57

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Katamari Democracy posted:

Well God drat

E- I guess I can get a haircut tomorrow. What is 'in' nowadays.

You done goofed, son!

# ? Dec 8, 2015 19:58

bronin: Oct 15, 2009; use it or throw it away

Beard unironically owns

# ? Dec 8, 2015 20:03

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

bronin posted:

Beard unironically owns

Brony masterless samurai have the worst opinions.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 20:09

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Zeroisanumber posted:

Clean your room. Looking at it is making me sad.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Do clean your room though, that place looked like a sad apartment in Baghdad.

Dude there's like 1 thing on the floor and the cords aren't arranged perfectly and clipped together / tied. If that is your idea of something being dirty, it's probably best that you don't leave your perfectly-manicured catalog home.

Also it is okay to be angry at your parents for making you like this.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 21:08

bronin: Oct 15, 2009; use it or throw it away

LingcodKilla posted:

Brony masterless samurai have the worst opinions.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 21:43

Norse Code: Mar 10, 2007; DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

Photobooth type poo poo at parties can be flattering

# ? Dec 8, 2015 23:06

Some of the Sheep: May 25, 2005; POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Norse Code posted:

Photobooth type poo poo at parties can be flattering

Is that the exception proving the rule?

# ? Dec 9, 2015 00:04

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Wait which one is you or is this one of those before/after things.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 00:55

Norse Code: Mar 10, 2007; DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

I am the reindeer on the left

# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:15

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Insert sleigh ride joke here.

Nah, fun subject matter you ladies look great.

Nice palette cleanser after the beardling.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:17

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Norse Code posted:

Photobooth type poo poo at parties can be flattering

adorbs

# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:23

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Norse Code posted:

I am the reindeer on the left

I'd like my wife to try that cat eye mascara thing. I like it. She says she's too old

# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:29

The Joe Man: Apr 7, 2007; Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

Darth123123 posted:

I'd like my wife to try that cat eye mascara thing. I like it. She says she's too old

Any woman who does that makeup instantly rises like 500% in attractiveness to me, I don't know what it is.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:41

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

The Joe Man posted:

Any woman who does that makeup instantly rises like 500% in attractiveness to me, I don't know what it is.

Makeup?

# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:47

Some of the Sheep: May 25, 2005; POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Norse Code posted:

I am the reindeer on the left

Was hoping that, because I'm pretty sure the one on the right is an actual reindeer.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:58

Norse Code: Mar 10, 2007; DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

Darth123123 posted:

I'd like my wife to try that cat eye mascara thing. I like it. She says she's too old

You're never too old! Maybe have her try just a slight one on a weekend or something?

# ? Dec 9, 2015 01:59

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Norse Code posted:

You're never too old! Maybe have her try just a slight one on a weekend or something?

My wife is 72.

Lol I bet that will still turn me on tho.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 02:09

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

....

# ? Dec 9, 2015 02:48

The Joe Man: Apr 7, 2007; Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984

LingcodKilla posted:

Makeup?

Mascara, whatever the gently caress it is that makes them look Egyptian.

I'm a dude okay. I don't even really know what conditioner is.

# ? Dec 9, 2015 03:17

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Bloodcider: Jun 19, 2009

How do I look, goons

# ? Dec 9, 2015 03:26

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