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hey everyone! crystal pepsi is BACK!!
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Dec 9, 2015 00:49
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i have strong and nostalgic feelings about the junk food brands of my youth. remember ecto-cooler? ha ha that was the best i wish theyd bring it back that would be AWESOME. what? no im 41 years old
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bradzilla posted:I get a half hour for the work holiday party. I love my job. so actually about that- it looks like we've got the bowling alley reserved from 2 to 4 PM. do we need to go back to the office when we're done? I'm not sure Allan said to ask you
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Global warming is definitely a fraud. I figured this out on my own because it snowed earlier/more somewhere than when/what it usually does
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i justify professional athletes abusing their sexual partners
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Dec 9, 2015 01:11
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the number of sexual partners i have had is in the single digits
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i refer to all music which is primarily electronic as "techno"
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Dec 9, 2015 01:12
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we got a new company policy: employees with over 20 years in get an extra weeks vacation starting immediately. im glad the company is so generous to loyal employees. coincidentally the company just celebrated it's 20th anniversary last month.
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Dec 9, 2015 01:13
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I went into debt to buy a launch day Xbox one.
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i am of average height and do not lift weights because i do not believe that having a good physical appearance confers any tangible benefits in life, be they professional or otherwise
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I overcompensate for my generic 5 figgie fucktardedness by becoming abitrarily and overly concerned with an inexpensive but time consuming small facet of my life such as how I make my coffee or knowing the 97 sub genres of techno or metal music. This makes me feel superior to those who don't give a poo poo about these things because they have vastly more important and fulfilling things to be doing besides worrying that Starbucks isn't technically the best coffee
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Dislike button posted:I overcompensate for my generic 5 figgie fucktardedness by becoming abitrarily and overly concerned with an inexpensive but time consuming small facet of my life such as how I make my coffee or knowing the 97 sub genres of techno or metal music. This makes me feel superior to those who don't give a poo poo about these things because they have vastly more important and fulfilling things to be doing besides worrying that Starbucks isn't technically the best coffee Then I bring it up whenever possible in person or on the internet
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Dec 9, 2015 01:21
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Dislike button posted:I overcompensate for my generic 5 figgie fucktardedness by becoming abitrarily and overly concerned with an inexpensive but time consuming small facet of my life such as how I make my coffee or knowing the 97 sub genres of techno or metal music. This makes me feel superior to those who don't give a poo poo about these things because they have vastly more important and fulfilling things to be doing besides worrying that Starbucks isn't technically the best coffee i collect a staggering array of effects pedals but own only a single poo poo guitar which i cannot play well
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Dislike button posted:I overcompensate for my generic 5 figgie fucktardedness by becoming abitrarily and overly concerned with an inexpensive but time consuming small facet of my life such as how I make my coffee or knowing the 97 sub genres of techno or metal music. This makes me feel superior to those who don't give a poo poo about these things because they have vastly more important and fulfilling things to be doing besides worrying that Starbucks isn't technically the best coffee i brand myself as a craft beer connoisseur but in reality i just use the current trend for independently brewed beers to justify my borderline alcoholism
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Dislike button posted:I overcompensate for my generic 5 figgie fucktardedness by becoming abitrarily and overly concerned with an inexpensive but time consuming small facet of my life such as how I make my coffee or knowing the 97 sub genres of techno or metal music. This makes me feel superior to those who don't give a poo poo about these things because they have vastly more important and fulfilling things to be doing besides worrying that Starbucks isn't technically the best coffee i know a lot about Gourmet Burgers
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Dec 9, 2015 01:26
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Check out my 20 year old M3! Sure it costs me $4,000 a year and hundreds of hours of my own time to keep running and has 250 horsepower, but I just feel so connected to the road, ya know? Plus, money can't buy taste 
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Dec 9, 2015 01:37
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i attend professional sports games
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Beast of Bourbon posted:i attend professional sports games Same but I don't have season tickets or a box
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Parks and Recreation and 30 Rock are my favorite shows. i wish tina and amy could host every awards show!!
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i have kids
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Dislike button posted:Check out my 20 year old M3! Sure it costs me $4,000 a year and hundreds of hours of my own time to keep running and has 250 horsepower, but I just feel so connected to the road, ya know? Plus, money can't buy taste i too work on my own car. changing my car's oil is satisfying. i have weird ideas about what it means to be a man.
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Dec 9, 2015 02:25
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why aren't ordinary civilian muslims in america doing more to stop isis?
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i have opinions about fast food
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Dec 9, 2015 02:28
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i get all my opinions from am talk radio
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I know my daughter wanted UGGs but the lady at Sears said these bear paws are just as good.
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my phone, tablet, laptop, monitor and tv are all 1080p
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Dec 9, 2015 03:10
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hey, man, i think the waitress likes me, im gonna write my phone number on the receipt. whats %15 of $17.90?
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Dec 9, 2015 03:17
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I ate a ghost pepper. I got a new chili sauce that has the world record for being totally the hottest chili sauce ever or some poo poo. I participate in food challenges to eat really spicy things, or just large amounts of food in general.
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Dec 9, 2015 03:26
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how many scoville units does that bad boy boast????
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Dec 9, 2015 03:31
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Barnyard Protein posted:how many scoville units does that bad boy boast???? it caused me hours of stomach pain, nausea and digestive problems, but it was worth it for all the respect i receive from my colleagues when i tell them about after every bathroom break
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Dec 9, 2015 03:42
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I gently caress for purposes other than recreation
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Dec 9, 2015 03:44
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hoho boy is my rear end in a top hat burning, yeah baby! that poo poo melted a hole all the way to china!
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Dec 9, 2015 03:44
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SHOUT-OUT TO ALL YOU KIDS BUYING BOTTLE SERVICE WITH YOUR RENT MONEYYYY! RUUUUUUH-SPECT!
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i own a cat because they do their own thing and need little space
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i wear a backwards cap
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Barnyard Protein posted:how many scoville units does that bad boy boast????
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Barnyard Protein posted:hoho boy is my rear end in a top hat burning, yeah baby! that poo poo melted a hole all the way to china!
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