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Cat Face Joe posted:awesome, the new yellow pages showed up
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I'm the son of an absent father. I receive all my cues for how to be masculine from Ron Swanson memes.
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Dec 9, 2015 19:57
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i can't tie a tie so i keep one pre tied in my closet and just slip it over my head when i bust it out once a year
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PokeJoe posted:i can't tie a tie so i keep one pre tied in my closet and just slip it over my head when i bust it out once a year look at mr fancy here. clip-on is fine.
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Dec 9, 2015 20:36
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grandma has to live with us, now
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just bought a hyundai elantra
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i don't know what kale is
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Dec 9, 2015 23:36
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i've googled "does spouse inherit debt"
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sometimes, in my weaker moments, i wish i'd bought some bitcoins when i heard about em in 2011
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if i could describe my style in one words, it'd be: "coveralls"
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ooc: for that spoons quote earlier, there's some quote about having 'the fibro' or 'anxiety' or some other mental illness that like...each morning you wake up and are given a bunch of spoons, and you have to use those spoons to do normal activities throughout the day, and when you run out of spoons, you're done for the day, you can't do anything and have to retreat mentally and physically back to your cave. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoon_theory
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i independently arrived at a theory related to the spoon theory, the difference being i use all the spoons in the house to eat Nutella and when i'm out of spoons i use forks, then knives, then fingers until all the nutella is gone
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Barnyard Protein posted:i independently arrived at a theory related to the spoon theory, the difference being i use all the spoons in the house to eat Nutella and when i'm out of spoons i use forks, then knives, then fingers until all the nutella is gone Same
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As a Millennial I posted:sometimes, in my weaker moments, i wish i'd bought some bitcoins when i heard about em in 2011 agreed but constantly and i think about the bitcoin pizza i lol'd at and the epic lambos and savage sick cum sluts that could have been
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Dec 10, 2015 01:13
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a yosmas present a couple years ago was one of those actual "bitcoins" that the santa bought for like $25 or something and was worth $1200 at its peak
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Dec 10, 2015 01:14
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the missed-the-boat on scams talk reminded me that i should call gramps soon... i want to get his stuff when he kicks it
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Dec 10, 2015 01:16
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sniff sniff i remember all the great times me and gramps had with all his cool poo poo, sniff itd really mean a lot to me if i got to keep it alll
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Dec 10, 2015 01:16
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5 figgy fucktard leering at a sexy blonde babe across the room, her clothes pristine, her dress impossibly tight, and her teeth sparkling: shed gently caress me if i bought bitcoins in 2011. *imagining a sputtering load cum splashing across her face in a swank hotel penthouse* *remembering the guy who dried fruit on his bitcoin rig in 2011* it could have been me. *feeling his cock bulge in his pants* it should have been me *feeling his pants capillary action pulling the cum across his thigh* but im a loving LOSER. A God drat IDIOT. *pushing on his adams apple and choking* I NEED TO DIE. *takes a moment* ah, wheres my g*d d*mn zoloft?
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i have autism
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Smythe posted:5 figgy fucktard leering at a sexy blonde babe across the room, her clothes pristine, her dress impossibly tight, and her teeth sparkling: shed gently caress me if i bought bitcoins in 2011. *imagining a sputtering load cum splashing across her face in a swank hotel penthouse* *remembering the guy who dried fruit on his bitcoin rig in 2011* it could have been me. *feeling his cock bulge in his pants* it should have been me *feeling his pants capillary action pulling the cum across his thigh* but im a loving LOSER. A God drat IDIOT. *pushing on his adams apple and choking* I NEED TO DIE. *takes a moment* ah, wheres my g*d d*mn zoloft? what's capillary mean?
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Dec 10, 2015 01:35
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*posts link to gofundme for IVF on facebook*
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I think I'm gonna kill myself by jumping in front of a rush hour commuter train
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Pumpy Dumper posted:I think I'm gonna kill myself by jumping in front of a rush hour commuter train Me too!!
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Dec 10, 2015 01:46
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my New Years resolution? definitely gonna hit the gym. spent my xmas bonus on a "do you even lift" tshirt and some nikes to really get motivated!!
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Dec 10, 2015 01:56
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200 bucks left and just 6 days till mid month payday, gently caress yes. Christmas shopping gonna be easy this year
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Dec 10, 2015 02:01
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i can't tell the different between cherry mx blues and browns by touch
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cadenza posted:i can't tell the different between cherry mx blues and browns by touch lmao
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Dec 10, 2015 02:11
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100% of the cheese I buy comes in either a resealable package, or individually wrapped slices
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Dec 10, 2015 03:36
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butcher? yeah, there's one down at the Piggly Wiggly where I shop. Why do you ask?
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Dec 10, 2015 03:37
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all of my sex is strictly vanilla. anything else is sinful
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Dec 10, 2015 03:38
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I have a vcr collection
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Dec 10, 2015 04:10
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Silver Alicorn posted:I have a vcr collection *loosens tie*
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Dec 10, 2015 04:12
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i have a plan for how to transfer owner ship of my digital media purchases to my children upon my death buttttt don't quite know what my life insurance police is or if i have one
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Dec 10, 2015 04:31
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hey son... i used to uh, really enjoy listening to my dad's records... so i thought, do you want my itunes account info? i've got some really good jazz albums and,
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Dec 10, 2015 04:32
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i think that the classic thinkpad touchpoint is a bad human-computer interface device i also don't know the term "human-computer interface device" i also don't know what a thinkpad is
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Dec 10, 2015 04:40
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my bs cs is not top 50
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Dec 10, 2015 04:43
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i use a thinkpad
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mishaq posted:i use a dell
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mishaq posted:i use a thinkpad i too have strong opinions about thinkpads
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