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I too have strong opinions about burgers in a thread poking fun at millennials and the irony doesn't seem to dawn on me either
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GORDON posted:
They come up with their own "mark" and that's what they leave instead of a signature.
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opus111 posted:wy does every single thread in gbs end up with goons debating fuckin fast food. A good burger is not classified as fast food
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neonbregna posted:A good burger is not classified as fast food you showed him!
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yeah man it's clearly fast casual
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notZaar posted:Ironically yet another "artisinal" joint decorated like it came right out of a handbook of contemporary design cliches. These contemporary design cliches are going to look super dated soon, like something from the 1970's
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etalian posted:Watch Vikings or The Last Kingdom. i CANNOT GROW A BEARD AND THE WOMAN ON THE LEFT IS GIVING ME BEARD ENVY!
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I forget who posted this but thank you it identifies all the obnoxious things that I couldn't put my finger on, and also cured me of this weird desire to go to an expensive restaurant with contemporary decor every weekend. The guy needs to lay off the quotation marks though, goddamn. I'm just glad I never made an Instagram account and never will. One time I went to an expensive burger place with some friends and once our food arrived everyone at the table but me whipped out their phones—I was stunned. It's like hoarding but for memories of things you spent money on instead of the things themselves. Oh right, .jpg 
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Dec 9, 2015 22:52
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brah are all your friends like 15 or something?
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opus111 posted:brah are all your friends like 15 or something? We were all 22-24 at the time. It happened about a year ago now, but the memory stuck with me.
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Stinky_Pete posted:We were all 22-24 at the time. It happened about a year ago now, but the memory stuck with me.
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WitchFetish posted:Also what kind of moron doesn't also order some fries to go with said burger? Nate Small. They'd just slow him down.
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Dec 10, 2015 00:52
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Artisanal means the sandwich monkey has plugs and everything is contaminated with ear smegma.
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Darth123123 posted:Jesus help me dude just wants his cummies, don't judg- pfffffffffft ahahahah oh lord
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Chinatown posted:If you really want to get a sense of just how big of a human being this dude is well here you go: Is this "Eater" youtube channel owned by Vice or something? It's filmed in the exact same way every Vice puff piece is, so it looks edgy and raw for no good reason. I'm getting so sick of this style.
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NESguerilla posted:Is this "Eater" youtube channel owned by Vice or something? It's filmed in the exact same way every Vice puff piece is, so it looks edgy and raw for no good reason. I'm getting so sick of this style. I think it's operated by American Express; my guess is every restuarant with the best x only takes cash or amex
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http://uproxx.com/technology/2015/12/texting-with-periods-insincere/quote:If You Use Periods When Texting, You Might Be Coming Off Like A Jerk
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Chinatown posted:If you really want to get a sense of just how big of a human being this dude is well here you go: the opening comparison of steakhouses to clubs is all i needed to hear, its very true but id sooner watch a video of a random dude ejaculating off the edge of a 30 story building than the rest of that garbage.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Ca62l_X8M gen x supremacy Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Dec 10, 2015 |
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NESguerilla posted:That's why you slice them thin. lettuce is the only thing I never get on a burg. I usually only do onions, tomatoes and mayo. maybe a couple of thin sliced jalapenos. oh yeah salt and pepper too
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Dec 10, 2015 02:55
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Thick, crisp lettuce is okay, but if you're going to put shredded lettuce on your burger you might as well just save yourself the time and throw it in the toilet, seeing as it'd be redundant to re-poo poo a turd
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gently caress.anyone.who.thinks.periods.are.insincere.
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To be fair, when I occasionally make the extra effort to use full stops in Facebook messenger and texts, it does feel a bit forced and phoney for some reason.
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Writing with pen and paper is fun and having good cursive handwriting is a good skill that most people respect. Its practical too. Taking notes by hand helps with information retention and sending an honest to god hand written letter to friends and family will make them genuinely happy. If you don't feel happier after finding a letter from somebody you care about amidst the torrent of junk mail that fills your mailbox then there is something broken in you. Writing in a physical rather than electronic journal is another good thing to do. Keeping a journal while traveling or just day to day gives you something valuable to look back on later in life. Writing instruments are cool too. Fountain pens in particular are stylish and make a good impression on others in much the same way a high quality watch does. Also, whats with the burger purists in here? Part of the joy of burgers is the endless variety of toppings. I wish I could look down on the oily, tattoo'd hipsters in the pictures here but their type are some of the only generally happy people I know. So maybe there is something to be said for whatever the hell it is they're doing. Probably has something to do with them developing a sense of community and belonging rather than the cynical isolation that nerdy mooks like me exist with.
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Thanks for weighing in!
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Stating something subjective as a fact is a surprisingly effective way to diminish anyone else's opinions. Expressing opinions as concise, clear facts, then following that with some sort of health or financial benefit dissuades a conversation even further. An honest to god terrible opinion can be made to sound as if deserving respect. Suggesting disagreement with your statement implies ignorance work well too. If you don't feel better after stating some opinion you have as fact, then there is something broken in you.
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Mariana Horchata posted:the opening comparison of steakhouses to clubs is all i needed to hear, its very true but id sooner watch a video of a random dude ejaculating off the edge of a 30 story building than the rest of that garbage That is a very specific example there
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:Fountain pens in particular are stylish and make a good impression on others in much the same way a high quality watch does. What about a good choice of fine hat? Fedora for example. Does wearing a fedora whilst utilizing a fountain pen exponentially increase the good impression if I'm seen writing a check in public utilizing both these stylish items?
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I'm triggered by attractive people with disposable income that probably get laid a lot.
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:I wish I could look down on the oily, tattoo'd hipsters in the pictures here but their type are some of the only generally happy people I know. So maybe there is something to be said for whatever the hell it is they're doing. Probably has something to do with them developing a sense of community and belonging rather than the cynical isolation that nerdy mooks like me exist with.
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:I'm triggered by attractive people with disposable income that probably get laid a lot.
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Madcosby posted:Stating something subjective as a fact is a surprisingly effective way to diminish anyone else's opinions. Expressing opinions as concise, clear facts, then following that with some sort of health or financial benefit dissuades a conversation even further. An honest to god terrible opinion can be made to sound as if deserving respect. Suggesting disagreement with your statement implies ignorance work well too. If you don't feel better after stating some opinion you have as fact, then there is something broken in you. This is all true.
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:This is all true. write it down in your journal anne frank
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Leave behind a well written journal and even someone as boring as Anne Frank can become famous.
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:Fountain pens in particular are stylish and make a good impression on others in much the same way a high quality watch does. The only people who notice high quality watches are people who want to tell you about their watch, at length, at the worst possible time. The only impression a fountain pen creates is 'try hard'.
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If you're going to work for old conservatives then you gotta know how to play the game.
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The_Angry_Turtle posted:If you're going to work for old conservatives why the gently caress would you want to do that
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