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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I dunno, I think it's possible the guy found and killed a Gremlin? This seems to me like it could have happened. Apparently, it was rummaging in the garbage after midnight...
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Eponine posted:Really the least plausible thing is that a Chicago resident would voluntarily take a bus down Michigan Ave. I've seen terrible things these past 9 days. It's either take the bus, or ride the CTA Red line and wonder where that smell is coming from.
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constantIllusion posted:It's either take the bus, or ride the CTA Red line and wonder where that smell is coming from. Bloody public transport eh? All those poors with their weird smells and non 9-5 working hours ruining my day.
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change my name posted:Hi all, this man is amazing This is so crazy that I'm surprised it went unquoted.
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Verisimilidude posted:This is so crazy that I'm surprised it went unquoted. I enjoyed it. The guy is king of STDH, at nearly Amy Lee levels even.
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BrigadierSensible posted:Bloody public transport eh? All those poors with their weird smells and non 9-5 working hours ruining my day. Weirdest smell I've ever smelled on a public bus was a rotting leg. Everyone was just ignoring the lady as she cried and screamed for help and eventually got off the bus in front of a don quijote.
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constantIllusion posted:It's either take the bus, or ride the CTA Red line and wonder where that smell is coming from. I ride the Metra. 
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Nuebot posted:Weirdest smell I've ever smelled on a public bus was a rotting leg. Everyone was just ignoring the lady as she cried and screamed for help and eventually got off the bus in front of a don quijote. Now that story I can believe.
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change my name posted:Hi all, this man is amazing Holy poo poo yeah that is amazing. That has to be mental illness right?
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Paladinus posted:Now that story I can believe. It's actually really, really hosed up how many people here just go around with openly infected and frequently rotting wounds. I don't know if it's a mental health thing or just american healthcare or what. I'm leaning towards the former though because every morning there's a homeless lady at my bus stop who just screams incoherently at the traffic. 
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Nuebot posted:It's actually really, really hosed up how many people here just go around with openly infected and frequently rotting wounds. I don't know if it's a mental health thing or just american healthcare or what. I'm leaning towards the former though because every morning there's a homeless lady at my bus stop who just screams incoherently at the traffic. IIRC diabetes can fucks up the nerves in the extremities so when someone gets an injury they don't feel it. Add in "Homeless", "Mentally ill", and "never changes clothes, ever" and you can get some crazy bum with a rotten skeleton foot.
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Minarchist posted:IIRC diabetes can fucks up the nerves in the extremities so when someone gets an injury they don't feel it. Add in "Homeless", "Mentally ill", and "never changes clothes, ever" and you can get some crazy bum with a rotten skeleton foot. It also leads to circulatory issues, so add that too.
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http://kfor.com/2015/12/06/woman-hopes-to-spread-important-message-after-heartbreaking-shopping-experience/ Woman has a touching encounter with a Wal Mart cashier. Confirmed STDH.txt
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Looks like she took the video down and is trying to scrub her social media, ayy lmao What, you wanted attention, right? Now that you're getting plenty it, you suddenly don't want it?
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canyoneer posted:http://kfor.com/2015/12/06/woman-hopes-to-spread-important-message-after-heartbreaking-shopping-experience/ I wish every STDH article came with one of these accompanying it 
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I followed the link to the original post and wtf at the top viewable comment I could see:quote:Awesome, insight. Exactly how vegans feel about ALL other living creatures and humans too.
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"Haha I'm a wacky rear end in a top hat. WACKY."
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Mr. Marshmon has very nice handwriting. When I was teaching once a girl told me my shoes were ugly (they were, but eh) and I told her if she couldn't say it in English it didn't count. That was the only phrase she learned in English. Teaching changes lives, you guys.
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quote:Last week, I decided to visit my favorite Mexican restaurant during my lunch break. I was sitting in the waiting area, chatting with everyone else in queue, when a little girl jumped from her family’s table and flew over to us. “I’m gonna sing for you while ya wait!” she said with a giggle. She then launched into a rambling, incoherent mess that was clearly made up on the spot. Now, why am I being so harsh on this little girl?
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Strudel Man posted:There's three different starting points to that flowchart. Not only that, but the yes and no are wrong on the blue question. Won't people stop trying to ask questions without negatives in them?
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Sentient Data posted:Not only that, but the yes and no are wrong on the blue question. Won't people stop trying to ask questions without negatives in them? Isn't it "Am I diploma-less?" No(I do have a diploma)= get a degree, then we'll talk. Yes(I do not have a diploma)= blah blah blah no diploma you are dumb. It's stupid anyway.
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Fathis Munk posted:
I'm all for treating fat people as human beings, but jesus gently caress TITP is a goldmine for STDH. I'm convinced half their "my terrible experience being fatshamed in public" stories are from people at Voat seeing how ridiculous their trolls can be and still be believed. They keep letting poo poo through that's straight-up dramatisations of Mean Girls or Kenan and Kel and not realising for days.
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Thinky Whale posted:Taco-fight-winning fat lady in the song sounds kickass. Are we sure the little girl wasn't actually a dwarf? Anyway the ending to that story cracked me up. So offended they left and ate by some dumpsters like a raccoon.
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kinmik posted:
Yeah, unless she's in a deeply conservative part of the US or something, girls wearing suits to prom/formals/homecoming/graduation/whatever is A Thing now and no one gives a gently caress. Guys wearing dresses is a different matter. PS yes she's a total babe
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Zaphod42 posted:I wish every STDH article came with one of these accompanying it Video's back up and now has 26 mil views. Please tell me she's about to double down on the lie 
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I went to prom in a suit back in 2009 and nobody gave a gently caress because they all expected it from me One of my friends was jealous because she hates wearing dresses too, but thought she HAD to wear one.
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As a high school teacher, I TOTALLY feel this. However, as a person who does not have a cool extra ten million lying around and is also a high school teacher, I know exactly how loving unlikely it is that one would would 1. Level this much abuse at students, and 2. Let students have this much control over your life and emotions.
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quote:I excused myself from the restaurant, and ate a granola bar by the dumpsters at work.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:I'm all for treating fat people as human beings, but jesus gently caress TITP is a goldmine for STDH. I'm convinced half their "my terrible experience being fatshamed in public" stories are from people at Voat seeing how ridiculous their trolls can be and still be believed. They keep letting poo poo through that's straight-up dramatisations of Mean Girls or Kenan and Kel and not realising for days. The "This is Thin/White/Male/Straight/Cis Privilege" tumblrs post literally every submission they get. Their logic is probably along the lines of "all people experience things differently, so every story is valid, no matter how stupid and obviously fake it sounds. Or how much it trivializes the idea of privilege" 
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bringmyfishback posted:As a high school teacher, I TOTALLY feel this. However, as a person who does not have a cool extra ten million lying around and is also a high school teacher, I know exactly how loving unlikely it is that one would would 1. Level this much abuse at students, and 2. Let students have this much control over your life and emotions. Also, feels like it was inspired by Rick and Morty ep where Rick proves mathematically how his grand kids are pieces of poo poo on a board.
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