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homeowner 39 22.41%
renter 69 39.66%
stupid peace of poo poo 66 37.93%
Total: 174 votes
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Noxin of Shame
Jul 25, 2005

:allears: Our Dan :allears:
Someone has called it the Hayley Westenra of Flags, and I couldn't agree more.

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Its the Christmas in the Park of flags. Its the Whitcoulls gift voucher of flags. Its the Star Wars Episode 1 of flags. This could go on.

Laverna
Mar 21, 2013


Exclamation Marx posted:

I had a feeling the uglier Lockwood would win even though the weetbix one was polling slightly higher; Key & Hooton & Farrar & all the other terrible right wing people favoured it. I was surprised Red Peak came second though, I heard that like a third of its first preference votes didn't rank any other flags.

Gonna vote to keep the current bad flag I guess

E: look how bad this article is http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/the-flag-debate/75035116/how-did-the-second-most-preferred-first-pick-win-the-referendum

I'm having trouble figuring out which is the "uglier" one. Even if they weren't both equally ugly they just look the same! I can barely tell them apart and my mind still can't comprehend the fact that someone actually allowed two identical options to go into the final referendum.

I'm focusing on the wrong part of this whole thing but really...

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Noxin of Shame posted:

Someone has called it the Hayley Westenra of Flags, and I couldn't agree more.

I only have a vague recollection of her, wazzat mean?

Noxin of Shame
Jul 25, 2005

:allears: Our Dan :allears:

WarpedNaba posted:

I only have a vague recollection of her, wazzat mean?

She's a popera singer from Chch, with less charisma than Susan Boyle. Notable for once claiming that "I’m able to sing beyond the reach of human hearing ...There were certain notes that nobody in the studio could hear but the llamas heard loud and clear."

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I knew the Popera thing, but not the bullshit.

Hell, how the hell was she able to justify that piece of Jim-Carrey Trivia?

The lack of charisma, at least, makes the prior post make sense.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
She is very popular with middle NZ because she is bland and nonthreatening.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Yeah, the Pop thing kinda clued me into that.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Red Peak sucked, there was a bunch of other cool poo poo we could have given a wildcard to. Once again the extremely vocal demanding few get shown just how few they really are.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Ya only 100,000 or so. Not many.

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006

Butt Wizard posted:

Red Peak sucked, there was a bunch of other cool poo poo we could have given a wildcard to

no there really really wasn't

cptn_dr
Sep 7, 2011

Seven for beauty that blossoms and dies


klen dool
May 7, 2007

Okay well me being wrong in some limited situations doesn't change my overall point.
Whether or not anyone liked the look of red peak, it is objectively a good flag. gently caress I'd say that it's nearly a great flag.

But despite being asked to vote for a flag, I bet most people instead voted for the picture they liked, the picture that told them how to feel about themselves and their place in NZ. So, we get a flag with the southern cross which says "this is comfortable and familiar since our current flag has it" and a fern because sports and other corporate logos.

I didn't like the look of the black and white koru, but that's another really good flag. The interesting part is on the left protected from where flags usually fray, you could recognise it from a distance, its fairly easy to draw - even a lovely approximation would obviously be a flag, and its simple. Red peak had a lot of that but was more abstract.

No doubt there could have been better options, if only flagologists were commissioned rather than getting it crowdsourced....

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Wandle Cax posted:

no there really really wasn't

The PepeKiwi, you loving turd!

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

The winner looks dated already. Give it ten years and it'll look like this.



[Edit: Good idea. ]

open24hours fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Dec 12, 2015

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

open24hours posted:

The winner looks dated already. Give it ten years and it'll look like this.



Put it on a white field, with a gradient-fade reflection underneath it

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

open24hours posted:

The winner looks dated already. Give it ten years and it'll look like this.



[Edit: Good idea. ]
Ahaha that's not the winner. The winner is the current flag. There's no way this is gonna win.

Chalupa Joe
Mar 4, 2007

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Ahaha that's not the winner. The winner is the current flag. There's no way this is gonna win.

Counterpoint: New Zealand.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Hey we may be tasteless, but we're also profoundly afraid of change.

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

open24hours posted:

The winner looks dated already. Give it ten years and it'll look like this.



[Edit: Good idea. ]

looks like one of those special edition credit cards

ledge
Jun 10, 2003

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Ahaha that's not the winner. The winner is the current flag. There's no way this is gonna win.

You want a loving bet?

I am scared shitless that middle New Zealand will vote for a change just because. Then we'll have that abortion of a flag for the next 100 years.

I don't mind changing the flag but not for that piece of poo poo.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Is 37 an important number to New Zealand?

Wandle Cax
Dec 15, 2006
Since when is "middle new zealand" a term

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Since it voted John Key into power then consistently turned a blind eye to his failures, molestations, lies, nepotism, and overall incompetence to vote him in fir more of it.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i voted informal because i don't care what the flag looks like and i want to ruin it for everyone

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Wandle Cax posted:

Since when is "middle new zealand" a term

You know all those fuckwits who complain about how there's too many indians running the daries, and too many asians running the chip shops, and too many X doing Y?

That's them. They are the National Voting Base.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Wandle Cax posted:

Since when is "middle new zealand" a term

Kiwi mums & dads

Wafflecopper
Nov 27, 2004

I am a mouth, and I must scream

Wandle Cax posted:

Since when is "middle new zealand" a term

Pretty sure I've heard it bandied around on the media since at least the 90s.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Ghostlight posted:

Since it voted John Key into power then consistently turned a blind eye to his failures, molestations, lies, nepotism, and overall incompetence to vote him in fir more of it.

That ain't middle New Zealand, bro, that's just the North, South, and slightly more South island.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
From a very quick google maps view the middle of New Zealand seems to be about where Kikiwa is. I don't really know anything about them or the place, but I'm very interested in learning why they keep doing these horrible things to us

Wafflecopper
Nov 27, 2004

I am a mouth, and I must scream

swampland posted:

From a very quick google maps view the middle of New Zealand seems to be about where Kikiwa is. I don't really know anything about them or the place, but I'm very interested in learning why they keep doing these horrible things to us

Nah it's in Nelson on top of a hill, they have it signposted and everything. loving Nelson, first they hog all the sun and now this.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



WarpedNaba posted:

That ain't middle New Zealand, bro, that's just the North, South, and slightly more South island.
Please use the correct names of New Ulster, New Munster, and New Leinster, you disgusting colonial radical.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
How about I rip you a(t) New rear end in a top hat, my good chum?

Jokes bro.

In other news, how are you nerds doing with your Xmas shopping?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I got two birthdays to get through before I can even think about it.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Wafflecopper
Nov 27, 2004

I am a mouth, and I must scream

Ghostlight posted:

I got two birthdays to get through before I can even think about it.

gently caress I forgot my mum's is three days before

I don't even have her xmas present yet

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Wandle Cax posted:

no there really really wasn't

I would have been happy with this tbh

http://flagdesign.nz/post/121805345732/our-southern-swanny

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

me

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.


you're a disgusting sack of crap and you can't park your stupid compensatory urban jeep for poo poo hth

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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:



This is the New Zealandest thing ever.

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