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Danger Mahoney posted:Terrible alcohol, eh? Combining stuff from Calgary and bad shots: There's a shot called Dirty Hooker or Sad Hooker or some poo poo, and it's (IIRC) tequilla and Bailey's and parmesan. I watched one of my friends drink it. They serve it at the Hop In Brew if you're interested.
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Efexeye posted:looks like a cement mixer to me but those are supposed to be shots Cement mixer you say? Nah, they look like something out a alien's cloaca  cash crab posted:Combining stuff from Calgary and bad shots: Was it called a Dirty Panties? Danger Mahoney has a new favorite as of 04:23 on Dec 12, 2015 |
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Dec 12, 2015 04:20
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cash crab posted:
This will be adequate sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon.
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Dec 12, 2015 04:29
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Danger Mahoney posted:Was it called a Dirty Panties? That's what I know it as. Never had one. Never plan to.
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Dec 12, 2015 04:32
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Danger Mahoney posted:Cement mixer you say? Nah, they look like something out a alien's cloaca [taps nose] .... [barfs]
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Dec 12, 2015 05:23
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The first time I ever curdled a shot it was Barenjager (which is like vodka and honey?) and cream. Holy god that was a bad idea. I was young and did not realize alcohol would make creamy stuff curdle.
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Dec 12, 2015 05:59
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I have had friends who didnt want to chug carbombs...love their faces when they were chewing on curds
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Dec 12, 2015 06:11
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cash crab posted:Combining stuff from Calgary and bad shots: cash crab you neglected to mention what your friend's reaction to it was! You've told the story minus funniest part of it!
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Dec 12, 2015 06:19
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I always wondered why people in the past were all so thrilled about the idea that in the future we would replace food with a pill. I no longer wonder. https://twitter.com/70s_party
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RareAcumen posted:cash crab you neglected to mention what your friend's reaction to it was! You've told the story minus funniest part of it! Oh, sorry. He swallowed it and raised his fists in the air in triumph, and then barfed onto someone's purse.
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cash crab posted:Oh, sorry. He swallowed it and raised his fists in the air in triumph, and then barfed onto someone's purse. Please tell us more stories
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Dec 12, 2015 06:56
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RareAcumen posted:Please tell us more stories  I can't tell if you're being ironic right now or not.
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Dec 12, 2015 07:13
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Humboldt Squid posted:I'm Venezuelan and i love malta! Theres other brands like Pony that are milder tasting if Goya is too strong. I love having a good international aisle in a really podunk town. Nobody buys the stuff, so I can load up on cheap maseca, beans, chilies, corn husks, etc.
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cash crab posted:
If I had remembered  I would've added that to the other post. I wanted a good smilie that showed excitement but didn't look sarcastic like  Please tell us more stories, the chocolate covered gummy bear brick one was a riot.
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Admiral Bosch posted:If me and my friends felt like fighting or wrestling, this is what we would drink. Lol at everyone not cool enough to mma fight their friends regularly on dirt cheap alcohol
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Brawnfire posted:Nah, it's better this way. Hearing this in the Duke Nukem Forever voice
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HP Artsandcrafts posted:I always wondered why people in the past were all so thrilled about the idea that in the future we would replace food with a pill. I no longer wonder.  I think being served meat flukes on greens would keep me from swallowing anything ever again
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On the subject of delightful drinks, in Swedish student circles there's one called "An Sewage Pipe" (Swedish "En Avloppsrör", "an"-misuse is intentional) This is what it looks like:  Baileys and blue curacao, then fill up with coke.
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Danger Mahoney posted:Cement mixer you say? Nah, they look like something out a alien's cloaca Speaking of funny named food I had the most amazing cheese a few months ago called Nana's Undies. It was AMAZINGLY good. Aged cheddar with a crust of lavender and something else.
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Gridlocked posted:Speaking of funny named food I had the most amazing cheese a few months ago called Nana's Undies. It was AMAZINGLY good. Why would you name, order, or eat a cheese named that
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Solice Kirsk posted:the flavored fortified wine Night Train "My head hurts... that Night Train's a mean wine" Jake - The Blues Brothers
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  "No-Bake Rice Krispies Pumpkin Cheesecake"
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diabeetz posted:
I was curious about how you don't bake a cheese cake, but now I'm more interested in why that gagging cat's claws are painted and visible despite being retracted
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Dec 12, 2015 11:24
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Those are little plastic nubs you can put on your cat's claws to prevent them from scratching up the furniture (total waste of time btw, just trim them).
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exquisite tea posted:Those are little plastic nubs you can put on your cat's claws to prevent them from scratching up the furniture (total waste of time btw, just trim them). Im having a hard time imagining a cat putting up with either of those things
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 Slate posted:There are a number of recipes requiring either instant pudding and onion soup mix. A recipe for pork tenderloin requires an entire block of cream cheese, and so does a recipe for something called "Easy Oreo Truffles." (I counted six recipes requiring a block of cream cheese.) There’s cheese soup made from a box of Velveeta, and a recipe for “Spicy Crackers,” which consists of little more than saltines soaked in ranch dressing. There's "Monica's Reuben Dip," which is cream cheese, Swiss cheese, Thousand Island dressing, sauerkraut, and corned beef all baked together into one grand artery-clogging orgy.
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I thought the free market was supposed to drive innovation. Soaking saltines in ranch and calling them spicy isn't innovative it's just gross and crazy 
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Aesop Poprock posted:I thought the free market was supposed to drive innovation. Soaking saltines in ranch and calling them spicy isn't innovative it's just gross and crazy But what if you use Zesty(TM) Ranch?
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diabeetz posted:
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Aesop Poprock posted:I thought the free market was supposed to drive innovation. Soaking saltines in ranch and calling them spicy isn't innovative it's just gross and crazy How we know none of the Doctors Paul are cardiologists. 
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Phosphine posted:On the subject of delightful drinks, in Swedish student circles there's one called "An Sewage Pipe" (Swedish "En Avloppsrör", "an"-misuse is intentional) EWWW. Jesus. Aesop Poprock posted:Im having a hard time imagining a cat putting up with either of those things Mine doesn't care too much. I don't give a poo poo if she scratches furniture but she sucks at maintaining her own claws so I see her biting on them so snip snip and she seems to enjoy it for some weird reason. Anyways, I went googling "raw vegan" because sometimes the food looks like this;  And that makes me laugh, but I think it's interesting that a lot of weight loss pictures come up. I wonder if some of these people are aware that you lose weight on ANY diet because you have to think about what you're eating and naturally eat less. Raw veganism just seems like so much work.
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Raw Veganism. Because let`s base our diet on what no human actually did when there was no famine.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Im having a hard time imagining a cat putting up with either of those things They don't. My kitten (he's a stray picked up off the side of the road at an estimated 1 month old, so he's probably about 6 months now) really hates having his claws trimmed and will fight (pun intended) tooth and nail to get away, and he similarly fought against being capped and quickly pulled the caps off. So we've just gotten him a cat tree with built-in scratching posts and he loves the drat thing. He can easily spend a good 3 or 4 hours a day or more just sitting in the box at the top of his tree, alternating between napping and looking out the window.
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The raw food movement is really obnoxious because we cook food for a reason. Cooking acts as a way of pre-digesting our food and allows us to absorb nutrients we otherwise would need second stomaches and the like to get at. Its even been hypothesized that cooking is a big part of how humans could evolve in the first place.
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chitoryu12 posted:They don't. My kitten (he's a stray picked up off the side of the road at an estimated 1 month old, so he's probably about 6 months now) really hates having his claws trimmed and will fight (pun intended) tooth and nail to get away, and he similarly fought against being capped and quickly pulled the caps off. So we've just gotten him a cat tree with built-in scratching posts and he loves the drat thing. He can easily spend a good 3 or 4 hours a day or more just sitting in the box at the top of his tree, alternating between napping and looking out the window. I believed this story until you claimed a cat used something you bought for it
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Aesop Poprock posted:I believed this story until you claimed a cat used something you bought for it I bought a scratch pad for mine, he just tears up the carpet next to it instead and sits in boxes/bags instead of poo poo I bought for him. I think chitoryu's cat is broken.
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Humboldt Squid posted:The raw food movement is really obnoxious because we cook food for a reason. Cooking acts as a way of pre-digesting our food and allows us to absorb nutrients we otherwise would need second stomaches and the like to get at. Its even been hypothesized that cooking is a big part of how humans could evolve in the first place. What's great about this is that animals also prefer cooked food over raw if presented with the options. There have been studies done where cats, dogs, rats, and apes of all sorts all chose cooked foods for the same reason humans do: it tastes better and it's more filling calorie wise.
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Humboldt Squid posted:The raw food movement is really obnoxious because we cook food for a reason. Cooking acts as a way of pre-digesting our food and allows us to absorb nutrients we otherwise would need second stomaches and the like to get at. Its even been hypothesized that cooking is a big part of how humans could evolve in the first place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJjz5p1gUKM Skip to 7 minutes in if you want to watch a group of people trying to live on an Australopithecus diet. It takes them a ridiculously long time, about 6 hours of just eating each day to get their calories.
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Humboldt Squid posted:The raw food movement is really obnoxious because we cook food for a reason. Cooking acts as a way of pre-digesting our food and allows us to absorb nutrients we otherwise would need second stomaches and the like to get at. Its even been hypothesized that cooking is a big part of how humans could evolve in the first place. There's a book called Catching Fire: How Cooking Made Us Human that has the same thesis. Pretty good book.
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