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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

ddiddles posted:

Shay laboof is making art again. This time he's at a call center? Or something.

http://touchmysoul.net/

seems like a fun dude to invite to do your dumb art project, like if you can get his cell phone numbe ryou can invite him to your gallery and he will probably come because he has nothing better to do and that's the trip he's on right now

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Lufiron posted:

I looked it up and "elite" membership is 39/month with no sign up fee

Lol this is some cheap Chinese poo poo

i assum eyou send them the watch back after a month, and they just circulat ethe watches, so you will be wearing some watching somebody else wore last month

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

JB50 posted:

I drive a large truck at work and I can see down into everybodys car, Theyre ALL on their phones all the time.

me 2

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
I'm literally posting right now while trying to merge onto the freeway.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

withak posted:

I'm literally posting right now while trying to merge onto the freeway.

whatever just stay out the left lane bro



seriously the ironic taliban beard trend needs to die (p sure it already has - and most ppl havent realized yet), but then again its a great indicator of a worthless person. attempting in vain to appear more masculine through nothing more than laziness/neglecting hygiene is millennial as gently caress.

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Dec 12, 2015

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

nomadologique posted:

i assum eyou send them the watch back after a month, and they just circulat ethe watches, so you will be wearing some watching somebody else wore last month

you assume wrong, you keep the watch, read the faq friendo

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i don't read fax

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


DreamShipWrecked posted:

They can't be expensive though unless the "subscription" is like 500 bucks a month, so you are just getting relatively cheap watches rather than one Rolex or something.

:lol: I looked it up and it's $29 a month. Why buy one nice watch when you can have a new lovely watch every month!

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Mariana Horchata posted:

seriously the ironic taliban beard trend needs to die (p sure it already has - and most ppl havent realized yet), but then again its a great indicator of a worthless person. attempting in vain to appear more masculine through nothing more than laziness/neglecting hygiene is millennial as gently caress.

a clean trimmed beard is actually way more work than shaving every day

have you ever considered you are the lazy one

that guys beard is gross though

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Things that absolutely do not need to be monthly services that are offered as monthly services in tyool 2015

watches
razors
dress clothes
rocks
probably someones period blood.

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
monthly delivery of razor cartridges actually makes perfect sense to me

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Where do I sign up for period blood.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

NESguerilla posted:

Things that absolutely do not need to be monthly services that are offered as monthly services in tyool 2015

watches
razors
dress clothes
rocks
probably someones period blood.

i thin kolike everything in the past was a "monthly service" where you just pay your local shopkeeper your tab every month (or week, etc) and he gives you all the poo poo you ask for becasue it's his job to order things from some kinda catalog, or merchants, and it's your job to do something els that isn't that

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mr. mephistopheles posted:

a clean trimmed beard is actually way more work than shaving every day

have you ever considered you are the lazy one

that guys beard is gross though

sry but forgot to say that there is nothing wrong with beards or people that have had them long before they became trendy. tbh i know nothing about growing or maintaining one personally because i am not capable of doing certainly not lazy in fact im kinda ocd and shower/wash my hands alot...i dont use shampoo tho - not because lazy but because its not good for ur hair





Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Dec 12, 2015

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:

sry but forgot to say that there is nothing wrong with beards or people that have had them long before they became trendy. tbh i know nothing about growing or maintaining one personally because i am not capable of doing certainly not lazy in fact im kinda ocd and shower/wash my hands alot...i dont use shampoo tho - not because lazy but because its not good for ur hair


I had to wash my beard everytime I showered, otherwise it would smell which isn't what you want with something next to your nose.







punchme.jpg

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Automatic Slim posted:

I had to wash my beard everytime I showered, otherwise it would smell which isn't what you want with something next to your nose.







punchme.jpg

do they make ur face/neck really itchy due to all that coarse hair rubbing against ur skin all the time, idk they just seem like they'd be really uncomfortable.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
yall got trolled that is a production shot from the upcoming wes anderson joint

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mariana Horchata posted:

whatever just stay out the left lane bro



seriously the ironic taliban beard trend needs to die (p sure it already has - and most ppl havent realized yet), but then again its a great indicator of a worthless person. attempting in vain to appear more masculine through nothing more than laziness/neglecting hygiene is millennial as gently caress.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


Should I shave? I don't want to be mistaken for some manchild who needs to cling to material symbols of what defines being a man. Gonna grow a beard and eat a steak with some bacon, bro. Bet that dude drinks Bulleit.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Bulleit rye :smug:

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

I'm the rough beard with the delicately styled, combed hair

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005



It's funny that whole "manliness™" thing is basically the evolution of the metrosexual for the mid 2k10's and how incredibly un-manly these guys come off as.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Men having facial hair has been a thing for literally the entirety of the human race and it wasn't commonplace for all men to be clean shaven until the early 20th century. Maybe not the best comparison, but complaining about beards on men is like complaining about women wearing their hair down versus up in curls/braids/perms or something.

Instead of complaining about beards, why don't you complain about smedium shirts.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
the real way to determine "manliness" is with calloused, scarred hands

doesn't matter what you look like, what books you read, how pretentious your drink, how big and nasty your beard is, nothing

just hosed up hands from years of hard work in something, anything

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
What if only your left hand is rough and calloused but your right hand is perfectly moisturized?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

dialhforhero posted:

Men having facial hair has been a thing for literally the entirety of the human race and it wasn't commonplace for all men to be clean shaven until the early 20th century. Maybe not the best comparison, but complaining about beards on men is like complaining about women wearing their hair down versus up in curls/braids/perms or something.

Instead of complaining about beards, why don't you complain about smedium shirts.

The Romans were clean shaven and considered beards to be a thing associated with those effeminate greeks.

Of course this meant the roman hipster would wear baggy pants and have a beard as well to rebel against society.

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

The_Angry_Turtle posted:

What if only your left hand is rough and calloused but your right hand is perfectly moisturized?

scars on the backside of your hand will have to suffice

points should be deducted tho

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
TBH facial hair is about the only thing about that generation that doesn't bug me. My father always had a big beard when I was growing up through the 70's and 80's WAY before it was cool. I always wanted beards to come back.

bacon flaps
Mar 1, 2005

every day im hustlin

GORDON posted:

TBH facial hair is about the only thing about that generation that doesn't bug me. My father always had a big beard when I was growing up through the 70's and 80's WAY before it was cool. I always wanted beards to come back.

Yeah my father was born in the 50s and has basically had a mustache his entire adult life whether he was long haired and drumming with friends in his garage band to now as a nearly retired engineer, but he never did any gimmicky double helix bullshit.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

nomadologique posted:

wes anderson

Now I just want to punch that face again and harder.

NESguerilla posted:

It's funny that whole "manliness™" thing is basically the evolution of the metrosexual for the mid 2k10's and how incredibly un-manly these guys come off as.

I knew it. Facial hair is grown to mask over the inadequacies felt by 21st century males as they've been neutered and struck impotent by commercialism and pc culture.

Shave the beard and do what a real man does when they feel threatened. Get a gun.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

https://youtu.be/g2jAwiq6YsE

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

NESguerilla posted:

It's funny that whole "manliness™" thing is basically the evolution of the metrosexual for the mid 2k10's and how incredibly un-manly these guys come off as.

yeah exactly my point friend.









https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb3GLa2fm5s

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

is this man wearing leggings?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Is that the dumb kid from 2 1/2 men?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

I would nail the Prius driver.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Darth123123 posted:

I would nail the Prius driver.

imho hes the only one who wears the beard well and generally seems legit instead of a beardwagoneer.

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Dec 12, 2015

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I wish I still had one of them old flipphones. They were way better at calls than my gay smartphone. Too bad phone sound quality is like, literally the worst poo poo ever in 2015 for some reason.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Larry Parrish posted:

I wish I still had one of them old flipphones. They were way better at calls than my gay smartphone. Too bad phone sound quality is like, literally the worst poo poo ever in 2015 for some reason.
because everyone prefers texting for casual conversation

Gyra_Solune
Apr 24, 2014

Kyun kyun
Kyun kyun
Watashi no kare wa louse
huh, we get very few of those kind of...i dunno how else to put it, effeminate beards of sorts hereabouts. here our style du jour is 'i have been riding this four-wheeler for three days look at how i haven't shaved'

so much camo

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

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