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xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Godholio posted:

The F-35B won't be killed because if it is, we're outright admitting that USMC aviation is virtually worthless which makes a significant portion of the Marine Corps is a complete loving waste of money and should be cut, and at that point the entire branch becomes too small to be worth maintaining.

Goddamn is that a selling point.

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Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak
So, just to be clear, the article's claim that the F-35B is kind of useful if overpriced is false?

Because he's right in that the F-35 has already done massive damage to the program, and cancelling it now wouldn't make the A or C variants suck any less. If you're going to cancel the B you may as well cancel the A and C too.

Pretty impressed by the USMCs ability to gently caress over not just the other branches of the US military, but also several other countries. A powerful economic weapon indeed.

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

I look forward to hearing about the US Army Marines, who are almost as good as Rangers :v:

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Doctor Grape Ape posted:

Is the military allowed to use kickstarter to fund weapons? Because with videos like that they totally should.

Considering people can actually sue kickstarters that don't deliver on their promises now it would put a bit of a damper on procurement.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Splode posted:

So, just to be clear, the article's claim that the F-35B is kind of useful if overpriced is false?

Because he's right in that the F-35 has already done massive damage to the program, and cancelling it now wouldn't make the A or C variants suck any less. If you're going to cancel the B you may as well cancel the A and C too.

Pretty impressed by the USMCs ability to gently caress over not just the other branches of the US military, but also several other countries. A powerful economic weapon indeed.

We should at least acknowledge that STOVL fighters are a loving retarded concept that belongs in the Aviation Hall of Shame in order to avoid doing this in another 20 years when the JSF's replacement rolls around and the Marines, like clockwork, start squawking about how the replacement had better have STOVL capability so they can play along at the grown-ups table.

Just because we've made a mistake twice doesn't mean we need to make it again. You can help. For just 2 million dollars a day, you too can help prevent Congress from ever authorizing a STOVL fighter again. Think of the children, won't you?

Also yes the F-35B is not at all useful, at least under any rational definition of the word "useful." His argument literally boils down to "this thing sucks, but in order to make it suck less we should throw a bunch more money at equally insane ideas like a loving AEW version of the Osprey."

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

AEW is probably going to be the least insane variant the USMC will try.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Splode posted:

Pretty impressed by the USMCs ability to gently caress over not just the other branches of the US military, but also several other countries. A powerful economic weapon indeed.

Keep in mind that going for STOVL allows to get a monopoly on Harrier replacement for all these countries which have no realized yet that Harriers are a dead-end and they should instead invest in real CATOBAR capabilities.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

Godholio posted:

The F-35B won't be killed because if it is, we're outright admitting that USMC aviation is virtually worthless which makes a significant portion of the Marine Corps is a complete loving waste of money and should be cut, and at that point the entire branch becomes too small to be worth maintaining.


Just roll them back into the Navy and call them Naval Infantry, problem solved.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


LostCosmonaut posted:

Just roll them back into the Navy and call them Naval Infantry, problem solved.

Nah make them part of the army and call them Beachhead Brigade and then literally cut them down to a brigade and only use them for amphibious landings

simplefish fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Dec 12, 2015

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
For us armchair plane aficionados, can someone explain why an AEW Osprey is a dumb idea? Limited range?

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Cat Mattress posted:

Keep in mind that going for STOVL allows to get a monopoly on Harrier replacement for all these countries which have no realized yet that Harriers are a dead-end and they should instead invest in real CATOBAR capabilities.

On the other hand, should we continue generously subsidizing the combat capability of carriers that can't fit a proper air wing with the combat capability of full function carriers?

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde
Poor cat

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid

david_a posted:

For us armchair plane aficionados, can someone explain why an AEW Osprey is a dumb idea? Limited range?

Considering how many countries use AEW helicopters, AEW ospreys seem like a strict improvement.

e: while maybe it wasn't worth it to develop the F-35 or the Harrier, given a world in which they do exist, I suspect it's actually a lot more cost-effective to build ships for STOVL jets than CATOBAR jets for most countries which is why they do it.

Mortabis fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Dec 12, 2015

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Mortabis posted:

e: while maybe it wasn't worth it to develop the F-35 or the Harrier, given a world in which they do exist, I suspect it's actually a lot more cost-effective to build ships for STOVL jets than CATOBAR jets for most countries which is why they do it.

It depends on how much weight you place on the ships providing actual capability.

Dr. Klas
Sep 30, 2005
Operating.....done!

B4Ctom1 posted:

Poor cat


What's that from?

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Dr. Klas posted:

What's that from?

That's a photoshop taking inspiration from 1947 experiments on weightless cats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9XtK6R1QAk
http://www.popsci.com/11-most-important-cats-science?image=7

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid

xthetenth posted:

It depends on how much weight you place on the ships providing actual capability.

Harriers pretty clearly mattered in the Falklands, even though they left a lot to be desired. As for the F-35B it's not like it's totally gimped from the F-35C. You lose a lot of range and payload but you still have all the electronics and the ability to launch cruise missiles from 50,000 feet.

For the US Marine Corps, criticizing it is easy because we already have a whole bunch of real carriers. For other countries that are choosing between STOVL carriers or no carriers, it seems more reasonable.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Mortabis posted:

Harriers pretty clearly mattered in the Falklands, even though they left a lot to be desired.

This is the argument I always hear from Brits while handwaving away who they were fighting and when.

B4Ctom1
Oct 5, 2003

OVERWORKED COCK
Slippery Tilde

ulmont posted:

That's a photoshop taking inspiration from 1947 experiments on weightless cats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9XtK6R1QAk
http://www.popsci.com/11-most-important-cats-science?image=7

Oh thank god. Poor kitty.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Cat Mattress posted:

Keep in mind that going for STOVL allows to get a monopoly on Harrier replacement for all these countries which have no realized yet that Harriers are a dead-end and they should instead invest in real CATOBAR capabilities.

WTB CATOBAR :shepspends:

Whenever you think your country is messing up procurement, remember us. :britain:

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

xthetenth posted:

It depends on how much weight you place on the ships providing actual capability.

With 20/20 hindsight, it would have been a lot better to design CATOBAR fleet carriers for the United states, and then let allies buy them. And maybe build some for the Marines too I guess if we're not just facing reality and saying "No, aircraft carriers are a NAVY thing."

Helter Skelter
Feb 10, 2004

BEARD OF HAVOC

TTerrible posted:

WTB CATOBAR :shepspends:

Whenever you think your country is messing up procurement, remember us. :britain:

Doesn't mean that we aren't, it just means that you're doing it worse.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Nebakenezzer posted:

And maybe build some for the Marines too I guess if we're not just facing reality and saying "No, aircraft carriers are a NAVY thing."

Meh, the ships Marines ride around on now are Navy and all Marine aircraft are purchased and maintained with Navy money anyway.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

mlmp08 posted:

Meh, the ships Marines ride around on now are Navy and all Marine aircraft are purchased and maintained with Navy money anyway.

Which makes it all the more mind boggling that NAVAIR continues to allow them to buy STOVL fighters

I know, it's Congress

Also the AEW Osprey is loving stupid because it's going to be a way more expensive way less capable version of the thing we already have.

It goes back to my original point: if an ESG is in a high-threat situation where it needs a dedicated AEW asset, we're going to have a CSG there riding shotgun with plenty of Hawkeyes on board to provide all the dedicated AEW that the fleet needs. Any situation where an ESG is deployed on its own without at least a CSG just over the horizon is one where it has no need for an AEW asset, the Aegis ships riding along with the ESG will suffice just fine for air defense.

Everything in that article was "hey so here's stuff that the Navy already does really well with CATOBAR carriers, let's find ways to make the Marines able to do the same thing at a sub-mediocre level, btw don't ask how much all this is going to cost." If as a country you only had STOVL capability, then yes, the things he was shilling make sense (although if you're a country that wants a significant maritime presence and you've only built STOVL capable carriers, lol). But in a country that has multiple full-blown CATOBAR carriers with full-blown air wings, it makes zero sense. If we're having issues with the ability of those CATOBAR assets to meet our requirements, the logical solution is to further invest in our CATOBAR capabilities, not throw more money down the STOVL money-pit.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I haven't seen a pic but picturing an AEW osprey with the same type of inflatable radome the brits hang (hung?) off their sea kings, except two of them so it looks like it has a pair of balls hanging off it.

Tl;dr: Osprey trucknutz

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
A dedicated AEW platform is great if you want to control multiple divisions of DCA and surface recon/strike aircraft, and tie together command and control of many widely-dispersed ships and aircraft. It's ludicrous overkill if all you have are six fixed-wing fighters and a bunch of helos.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

quote:

1.) Upgrade the MV-22 fleet with tanking capability

NO... TILTROTOR... TANKERS! What's a drogue doing hanging out the back of your Osprey when I told you no tiltrotor tankers, ever?! I work and carve out special budgets and buy you ships and put flattops on those ships and buy you a whole new fleet of beautiful tiltrotors and compromise our TACAIR capability to get you STOVL stealth jump jets while I listen to people say, "The F-35 is a lemon." ALL SO THAT YOU CAN USE THOSE TILTROTORS TO GET MARINES ASHORE. And what do I get? A Marine Corps... who cares as much about the beautiful tiltrotors I give her... as she cares about ME! What's a drogue and bladder doing on this tiltrotor?! ANSWER ME! I buy you beautiful expeditionary air insertion capabilities, and you treat them like they were some cheap tanker substitute!

Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Dec 12, 2015

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

AEW Osprey is blatantly a thing to sell at stupid prices to countries (and branches of service) with only helicopter carriers.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

quote:

Even if a lightning fast, over-the-horizon, sneak beach landing on an enemy’s shore were realized, things like LCACs (Landing Craft Air Cushion), amphibious fighting vehicles and thousands of Marine infantrymen are hardly stealthy. Thus, the F-35B’s ability to leverage the “element of surprise” will be all but eliminated. With this in mind, the question arises, do we really need stealth assets overhead during a beach landing at all?
...
For the first time, the Marine Expeditionary Strike Group will have a ship-deployed fixed-wing platform that can provide deep strike, counter air, advanced penetrating reconnaissance and advanced electronic intelligence far into highly contested territory.
THE WHOLE EXCUSE FOR THE MARINES HAVING THEIR OWN AIR ASSETS IS TO USE THEM FOR INTEGRATED FIRES AND PACKAGE ESCORT. THEY DON'T NEED A DEEP INTERDICTION CAPABILITY. gently caress.


What the gently caress is this? Are you doing this to hurt me?


Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuu

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Mortabis posted:

Harriers pretty clearly mattered in the Falklands, even though they left a lot to be desired.

If they had a loving full-size carrier, would that war even have happened? Probably not.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
The more I think about it the more that piece makes my head want to explode

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

For what we're spending and would/will spend on F-35Bs, AEW/KV-22s, LHA's without well decks, etc, how many Fords could we buy and operate? My guess is that the number is greater than one.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

iyaayas01 posted:

The more I think about it the more that piece makes my head want to explode

If you start leafing backwards in that blog, all of the stories are clickbait spam. Like, "stop smoking!" and "loose biomass using this one weird trick" etc.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Nebakenezzer posted:

If you start leafing backwards in that blog, all of the stories are clickbait spam. Like, "stop smoking!" and "loose biomass using this one weird trick" etc.

well yeah they lifted it in its entirety from Foxtrot Alpha.

But rest assured, Tyler Rogoway was making all those arguments in complete seriousness

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
LCS: Worse than the F-35?

http://scoopdeck.navytimes.com/2015/12/12/the-navys-newest-ship-breaks-down-limps-into-port/

quote:

ABOARD THE LITTORAL COMBAT SHIP MILWAUKEE, VIRGINIA CAPES – The littoral combat ship Milwaukee, the Navy’s newest ship, broke down Dec. 11 and had to be towed more than 40 nautical miles to Joint Expeditionary Base Little Creek, Virginia.

The ship suffered an engineering casualty while transiting from Halifax, Canada, to Mayport, Florida, and ultimately its home port of San Diego. The cause is being evaluated by ship’s crew and technical consultants.

Initial indications are that fine metal debris collected in the lube oil filter caused the system to shut down, according to a Navy statement provided to Navy Times. The cause of the metal debris in the lube oil system is not known and assessments are ongoing.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
No, because the Navy isn't trying to replace all of the Ticonderoga, Arleigh Burke, and Cyclone class ships with the LCS while the drat thing is still in development.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

The Freedom class has no less than four engines, with two steerable, and two fixed (high speed) water jets. What the gently caress kind of engineering casualty do you need to make her unable to move under her own power?

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Metal shavings in the lubricant oil were you not paying attention?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
She probably caught something from the last RCN destroyer.

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

MrYenko posted:

The Freedom class has no less than four engines, with two steerable, and two fixed (high speed) water jets. What the gently caress kind of engineering casualty do you need to make her unable to move under her own power?

If one engine breaks in such a way that one your sailors is injured and you have no idea why seems prudent to shut it all down and take a tow.

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