The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

DrBouvenstein posted:

Then the rebels will soon take the capital... I must flee!

I gotta steal that bit.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 17:52

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# ? May 25, 2024 05:01

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

DrBouvenstein posted:

Then the rebels will soon take the capital... I must flee!

Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 18:04

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

BigDave posted:

I gotta steal that bit.

Give him ten grand.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 22:35

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Shawn Cotureier posted:

Give him ten grand.

But I wanted a peanut :saddowns:

# ? Dec 12, 2015 22:56

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jerusalem posted:

_{_{Voy a matar a Usted}}

Nobody that speaks :spain:

can be an evil man!

# ? Dec 13, 2015 02:18

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

But I wanted a peanut

# ? Dec 13, 2015 02:21

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

But I wanted a peanut

Please do not offer my god a peanut.

# ? Dec 13, 2015 02:25

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

BigDave posted:

I gotta steal that bit.

# ? Dec 13, 2015 03:19

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Root Bear posted:

Luckily Alfalfa was an orphan owned by the studio.

# ? Dec 13, 2015 03:35

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

DarklyDreaming posted:

Luckily Alfalfa was an orphan owned by the studio.

He ain't pretty no more.

# ? Dec 13, 2015 05:20

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

He ain't pretty no more.

and finally, kid Omoly.

# ? Dec 13, 2015 17:54

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Root Bear posted:

They could really write a tailpipe gag that would make you think!

# ? Dec 13, 2015 19:19

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Oh Skeesix, you're just a big sack of sugar.

# ? Dec 13, 2015 20:37

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jorghnassen posted:

Oh Skeesix, you're just a big sack of sugar.

In America. First you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.

# ? Dec 13, 2015 20:45

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Jorghnassen posted:

Oh Skeesix, you're just a big sack of sugar.

I begged you to read my quote first! Begged you!

# ? Dec 13, 2015 21:00

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Mister Kingdom posted:

In America. First you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.

Sugar? Sure. There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?

# ? Dec 13, 2015 21:16

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Jorghnassen posted:

Oh Skeesix, you're just a big sack of sugar.

Oh! Jorghnassen, you are the living end.

# ? Dec 14, 2015 01:56

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Sugar? Sure. There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?

What's you're least favorite country, Italy or France?

# ? Dec 14, 2015 02:14

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Jorghnassen posted:

Oh Skeesix, you're just a big sack of sugar.

Hey, wait a-

- You said sugar?

# ? Dec 14, 2015 02:34

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

Oh! Jorghnassen, you are the living end.

Hey, where'd that cool creepy Santa come from?

Japan. Except over there they call him "Annual Gift Man" and he lives on the moon.

Just noticed this angry Santa hat smiley: :sassargh:

...now if only I could think of an excuse to use it in a quote thread.... :smith:

# ? Dec 14, 2015 04:10

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Martytoof posted:

I begged you to read my quote first! Begged you!

Young goon, the only thing we traded for you was this old jpg:

# ? Dec 14, 2015 04:25

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Jerusalem posted:

Young goon, the only thing we traded for you was this old jpg:

I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Jerusalem. We didn't all go to Gudger College.

# ? Dec 14, 2015 04:46

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

DarklyDreaming posted:

I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Jerusalem. We didn't all go to Gudger College.

That's it! You goons have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

# ? Dec 14, 2015 05:09

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Class3KillStorm posted:

That's it! You goons have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

You're only calling us a clown college because we were founded by a clown.

# ? Dec 14, 2015 05:14

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Do over Ham posted:

Just noticed this angry Santa hat smiley: ...now if only I could think of an excuse to use it in a quote thread....

No egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. :sassargh:

# ? Dec 14, 2015 05:25

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Skeesix posted:

They could really write a tailpipe gag that would make you think!

♫ Professor Frink, Professor Frink
He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think
He likes to run and then the thing with the... person... ♫

# ? Dec 14, 2015 05:25

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

No egg nog. In fact, no nog, period.

Tis the season, Space Cadet Omoly! We only get thirty sweet noggy days. Then the government takes it away again. :sassargh:

# ? Dec 14, 2015 05:49

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

Tis the season, Space Cadet Omoly! We only get thirty sweet noggy days. Then the government takes it away again.

A LONNNGG ISLAND ICE TEA

# ? Dec 14, 2015 06:13

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

A LONNNGG ISLAND ICE TEA

Shake harder boy! :sassargh:

# ? Dec 14, 2015 06:19

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

A LONNNGG ISLAND ICE TEA

I'd like to go there one day..... if only it was a real place :smith:

# ? Dec 14, 2015 06:40

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

I'd like to go there one day..... if only it was a real place

I could do a lot of things if I had some money.

# ? Dec 14, 2015 16:56

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Jerusalem posted:

I'd like to go there one day..... if only it was a real place

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook.

And by gum, it put them on the map!

DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Dec 14, 2015

# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:27

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

DrBouvenstein posted:

"And now what you've been waiting for; another long raga by Ravi Shanker."
"ShanKAR."
"ShanKAR. Groovy, man."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS2fW8sinWE

Edit: Uhhh...someone over at The Simpsons Wiki is not upo to date on their Ravi Shankar information:

DrBouvenstein posted:

Nvm

Get back here, I'm not through demeaning you!

# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:30

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Deviant posted:

Get back here, I'm not through demeaning you!

drat you! Someone shared a three-year old article on Facebook, and me, not being up to date on my Ravi Shankar news, assumed it just happened.

My secret shame... :smith:

# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:31

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

DrBouvenstein posted:

drat you! Someone shared a three-year old article on Facebook, and me, not being up to date on my Ravi Shankar news, assumed it just happened.

My secret shame...

Wow, DrBouvenstein, a misquoter, I feel so full of . . . what’s the opposite of shame?

# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:37

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TMMadman posted:

Wow, DrBouvenstein, a misquoter, I feel so full of . . . what’s the opposite of shame?

Pride?

# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:52

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

DrBouvenstein posted:

drat you! Someone shared a three-year old article on Facebook, and me, not being up to date on my Ravi Shankar news, assumed it just happened.

My secret shame...

Hey, Deng Xiaoping died!

# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:53

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Pride?

Less shame.

# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:59

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hey, Deng Xiaoping died!

Don't worry CharlieFoxtrot. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities. John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin. I wish I were dead.

# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:19

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# ? May 25, 2024 05:01

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Don't worry CharlieFoxtrot. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities. John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin. I wish I were dead.

Oh Jimmy, don't worry, people die all the time. In fact, you could wake up dead tomorrow. :stare:

Well, g'night.

# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:29

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