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Skeesix posted:http://theconsentcrew.org/2015/12/12/youre-hurting-her-a-story-of-consent-in-the-santa-line/ Chatting about consent ... a thing that 7-year-olds do
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Skeesix posted:http://theconsentcrew.org/2015/12/12/youre-hurting-her-a-story-of-consent-in-the-santa-line/ And the hero-child's name is "Sage." There is no eyeroll big enough.
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# ? Dec 13, 2015 19:27 |
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Knows about consent but doesn't know Santa isn't real. Right. Of course.
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# ? Dec 13, 2015 22:08 |
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i like how the first words the kid says to her are a judgement on her physical beauty. Like if she was ugly he wouldn't be talking to her. This kids an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Dec 13, 2015 22:11 |
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Why call the kid "OB" while also revealing his name is "Scotty"?
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# ? Dec 13, 2015 23:22 |
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Mr. Belpit posted:Why call the kid "OB" while also revealing his name is "Scotty"? Because he'll be an obstetrician one day because of this interaction.
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# ? Dec 13, 2015 23:31 |
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Skeesix posted:http://theconsentcrew.org/2015/12/12/youre-hurting-her-a-story-of-consent-in-the-santa-line/ -2 points for the mom not fainting at hearing another boy call her son pretty. Mr. Belpit posted:Why call the kid "OB" while also revealing his name is "Scotty"? Obnoxious Bastard, I guess
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 00:39 |
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oldpainless posted:i like how the first words the kid says to her are a judgement on her physical beauty. Like if she was ugly he wouldn't be talking to her. This kids an rear end in a top hat. "I only saved you so you would consent to letting me touch your peepee behind Santa's throne..."
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 00:50 |
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Samizdata posted:"I only saved you so you would consent to letting me touch your peepee behind Santa's throne..." A Nice Guy origin story.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 02:44 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:A Nice Guy origin story. But one who truly understands what consent is all about.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 04:52 |
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From the illustrious front page of Imgur, hotbed of stdh.txt: This one's got to be a parody of the other Satanic nosebleed one, right? Absolutely happened And a whole gallery of poo poo that didn't happen at school.txt CROWS EVERYWHERE has a new favorite as of 05:36 on Dec 14, 2015 |
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:
Wanna meet that weirdly bro-y grandma.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 09:36 |
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Grandma grabbed her Capri-Sun and skateboarded out of the room
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 12:48 |
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Grandma drinks her yogurt from a TUBE!
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 14:23 |
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DoctorWhat posted:Grandma drinks her yogurt from a TUBE! Grandma eats everything from a tube
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 17:04 |
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canyoneer posted:Grandma eats everything from a tube Does that mean she's an astronaut!?
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 17:13 |
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From the comments on an article about how the Star Wars prequels weren't THAT bad. Guy was so owned he didn't even respond.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 17:46 |
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Thump! posted:Does that mean she's an astronaut!? Well she'll be leaving this world soon enough so sure
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netally posted:From the comments on an article about how the Star Wars prequels weren't THAT bad. The next tweet was "Everybody clapped and then broke out into impromptu lightsaber battles right there in the store!"
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:57 |
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netally posted:From the comments on an article about how the Star Wars prequels weren't THAT bad. Wait I thought Jarjar was the father?
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netally posted:From the comments on an article about how the Star Wars prequels weren't THAT bad. "Um, yeah. That movie basically said that Darth Vader is like Jesus. You better believe I didn't like that! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get some feminine products to donate to the women's shelter. Goodbye, and God bless you!"
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Pththya-lyi posted:"Um, yeah. That movie basically said that Darth Vader is like Jesus. You better believe I didn't like that! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get some feminine products to donate to the women's shelter. Goodbye, and God bless you!" You forgot to add 'this is not what I fought for in the war (as a marine)'.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:04 |
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Paladinus posted:You forgot to add 'this is not what I fought for in the war (as a marine)'. That's good, but now that I think about it I think it should have ended with "Then he told me about how Jesus died to save us from Hell, so I got down on my knees and said the Sinner's Prayer right there and then. Next week is our 5-year anniversary!"
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:22 |
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Such wisdom:quote:The last wish
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 00:49 |
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that one guy posted:Such wisdom: Is a modern parable, not intended to be read as a true story.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 01:08 |
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Aleph Null posted:Is a modern parable, not intended to be read as a true story.
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that one guy posted:Such wisdom: So when it's a criminal, the "and that man was" changes to Nelson Mandela. Thanks for the racism
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 01:20 |
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that one guy posted:You could say the same about half the crap in this thread? No. Most of the poo poo in this thread was said in earnest, and was attempted to be passed off as "totally real you guyzzz"
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 02:24 |
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EZipperelli posted:No.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 02:48 |
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that one guy posted:Okay 30%? What's your point? And this one still frames itself as a story that happened. But they can't pull the wool over your eyes! A valiant attempt to be the most retarded person in this thread.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 03:11 |
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I think the phrase "Needless to say" should be banned from English
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 03:17 |
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that one guy posted:Okay 30%? What's your point? And this one still frames itself as a story that happened. But they can't pull the wool over your eyes! When outed as wrong, you don't need to dig in your heels and let every know you're really wrong
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 03:20 |
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EmmyOk posted:A valiant attempt to be the most retarded person in this thread. I hesitate to ask, but what the hell is a WR? Also, the fact that "cubing" is a thing that exists...
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 03:29 |
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hyperhazard posted:I hesitate to ask, but what the hell is a WR? World record... you really haven't heard that before?
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 03:30 |
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Look not everyone can be an all-pro cuber or be familiar with the scene
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EmmyOk posted:Look not everyone can be an all-pro cuber or be familiar with the scene Have you heard of the Olympics? They use it there too.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 03:33 |
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Bitches love that poo poo
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EmmyOk posted:Look not everyone can be an all-pro cuber or be familiar with the scene speed running taught me what wr means. thanks agdq/sgdq now i feel weird
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Cubers are awkward even for nerds. There was one in the first year of my Maths course who wore xkcd shirts and brought his various cubes to every loving lecture with him and kept trying to impress all the women in the room with his amazing cubing skills. Like, this is a Maths degree at uni, we have a wide selection of nerd guys to choose from here. Being a cuber isn't going to impress anyone.
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