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bradzilla posted:I regularly test drive cars for the free gift cards. The bonus is driving a cool car I could never own for a few minutes 
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i talk about poop to my friends cause it's funny
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i have every cards against humanity expansion
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my parents are divorced
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Wild EEPROM posted:my parents are divorced they told me it wasn't my fault and that they both still love me
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Wild EEPROM posted:my parents are divorced two christmases!
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I like Fireball
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maniacdevnull posted:I like Fireball On Facebook
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The associate at Macy's didn't take the theft alarm off my new coat and I'm going to complain until I get store credit when I drive back
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my dream car is a bmw m3
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those taco bell boss nachos look pretty good
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I love to shop at banana!
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graph posted:taco bell looks good
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i use the hot hand towel at the fancy asian restaurant on my face
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idk man the waiter pulled my chair out for me and put the napkin in my lap without me asking for it, it was really hosed up. later he came and scrapped the crumbs off the table, i about clocked him.
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can't go to chili's for our sunday night dinner this or next week, have to save money for christmas
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Welp I've got $30 for the next week... at least I can eat lunch in the cafeteria every day so it's fine.
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I get paid three times in January, so I can use the last check in December for all my Christmas shopping 
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quote:The citizens of Woodland, N.C. have spoken loud and clear: They don't want none of them highfalutin solar panels in their good town. They scare off the kids. "All the young people are going to move out," warned Bobby Mann, a local resident concerned about the future of his burg. Worse, Mann said, the solar panels would suck up all the energy from the Sun. I am all of these people.
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most people are going to work now, I just finished up my last night of the week, time for the weekend until Wednesday, let's see what my friends are doi- oh they have work
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among other magazine subscriptions
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maniacdevnull posted:I like Fireball all of my fb friends know about all of my favorite brands
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craisins posted:i have every cards against humanity expansion
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i have drunkenly fallen out if my hunting blind and broken my leg. twice
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Dec 14, 2015 15:19
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got the 30 pack of camo high life for this huntin trip!
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i regularly discuss openly and loudly about how pbr is the best beer
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i was once served bud light when the bar was out of pbr and drank it down smug as gently caress
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i am the sole owner of an unsuccessful business and regularly blame others for my failures as a potential captain of industry
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Cat Face Joe posted:i have a subscription to maxim
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i smoke a ton of weed and am constantly suspicious of people who do not
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museums are a waste of time and money
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i am always on the lookout for places to play darts
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Cat Face Joe posted:museums are a waste of time and money So let me guy this straight, it's 'free', but if I don't make a "donation" you give me the stink eye? Come on Dakota, we're outta here.
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maniacdevnull posted:So let me guy this straight, it's 'free', but if I don't make a "donation" you give me the stink eye? Come on Dakota, we're outta here. i could paint this garbage *gestures angrily at the three graces*
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Cat Face Joe posted:i have drunkenly fallen out if my hunting blind and broken my leg. i've very nearly shot myself too many times to count. bring that beer out back and we can do some target practice with my new AR!
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my open office workspace allows for collaboration my boss told us from his office
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Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:my open office workspace allows for collaboration my boss told us from his office thought crime against the god king, fellows come let us surround the crime thinker until our combined body heat kills him
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