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WHAT MATCH IS GOING TO STEAL THE SHOW
Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks
3-Way Tag Team Ladder Match
8-Man Tag Team Tables Match
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger, for the 25th Time
Ryback vs. Rusev
Charlotte vs. Paige
Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose
Sheamus vs. Roman Reigns
NOT DOLPH ZIGGLER BECAUSE HE SUCKS AND ALSO IS NOT BOOKED BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
And now, Ryback.

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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

pressedbunny posted:

Soft focus Rusev is my favourite.

I love he has the goddamn tv remote on his gut in that TMZ picture

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

bradzilla posted:

That is going to be better than main event
controversial opinion there

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

gently caress you Ryback

bartok
May 10, 2006



Time to cool down the crowd

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

so a happy couple is marrying each other

ryback doesn't like this and mocks them and beats up the groom plus bride

... yay ryback beat up that foreign guy

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Look at this matchup....

Tricky Dick Nixon
Jul 26, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
I can't wait for Rusev to beat the dastardly Master of the Feed Me More who tried to hurt his beloved Lana.

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe

Go RV! posted:

Real talk: Can WWE PLEAAASE push Kalisto? Holy jesus criminey

He's tiny and foreign. Why would they push him when they have :swoon: ROMAN REIGNS :swoon:

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

king says nothing of value at all times, while byron says things of negative value that woods can make fun of

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

B..but there's still Owens/Ambrose :ohdear:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

bartok posted:

Time to cool down the crowd

it is time to feed.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



I hadn't commented on it yet but :tviv: that first match.

:tviv::tviv::tviv::tviv::tviv:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Fiveace Attorney posted:

awesome commentary, disturbing spots, trombones, dave meltzer 5/5

The New day retained when Kalisto was climbing and Xavier Woods, who was on commentary, threw the trombone at Kalisto knocking him off and Kingston climbed and pulled down the belts. Absolutely awesome spot fest like a modern version of the Edge & Christian vs. Hardys vs. Dudleys match but with all new spots. Kalisto did the Salida del on Jimmy off the top of a ladder crashign through another ladder. There were dives, like the Dragons doing a double moonsault off the middle rope to the floor on E & Kingston. Kalisto did a dragon rana off a ladder which flipped Kingston back into the ladder face first. There was about 18 minutes of this. Like a crazy Lucha match in many ways.

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.
Rusev, a man in love who looks after his fiancé.

Heel.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Reminder, we've seen this match twice already in the last 13 days.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

How is Rusev the heel here

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Blooming Brilliant posted:

so a happy couple is marrying each other

ryback doesn't like this and mocks them and beats up the groom plus bride

... yay ryback beat up that foreign guy

Ryback went to their engagement party and they didn't feed him more when he asked.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Lana :swoon:

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
As long as this sees in the return of full Cold War CRUUUUSH lana, I'm okay with all this happening.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

it amuses me how weak the sneak attack forearm that murdered ryback was

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Lana and Rusev ruining that love triangle storyline might have been the best moves for their careers in the long run lol

Lux Crownguard
Oct 28, 2012
Trombones Ladders and Chairs

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Lana is back to being ridiculously hot again after her brief spin as Ziggler's denim nightmare crack whore.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

please let it be an impromptu stairs match

also kind master of marriages weighing in on rusev/lana

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
And now the piss break

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



I love Rusev's theme now and forever

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

:drat: Lana

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

Vertical Lime posted:

The New day retained when Kalisto was climbing and Xavier Woods, who was on commentary, threw the trombone at Kalisto knocking him off and Kingston climbed and pulled down the belts. Absolutely awesome spot fest like a modern version of the Edge & Christian vs. Hardys vs. Dudleys match but with all new spots. Kalisto did the Salida del on Jimmy off the top of a ladder crashign through another ladder. There were dives, like the Dragons doing a double moonsault off the middle rope to the floor on E & Kingston. Kalisto did a dragon rana off a ladder which flipped Kingston back into the ladder face first. There was about 18 minutes of this. Like a crazy Lucha match in many ways.

did you just run names through a metlz bot or something?

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

dang lana looks really good

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Blaise330 posted:

Reminder, we've seen this match twice already in the last 13 days.
are we including smackdown. because no one watches that

bartok
May 10, 2006



Blaise330 posted:

Reminder, we've seen this match twice already in the last 13 days.

I know they could have wrestled at least a couple of more times

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


So why is Lana back with Rusev again? Last I saw she was slumming it with Ziggler or one of those.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
I really do hope the Lucha Dragons get some momentum after this. Kids already love them and now they just won over older fans with that craziness of a match.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I like how this entire feud was caused by Ryback being a dickhead and interrupting a segment yet Rusev's the heel here

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
why isn't this the infamous STAIRS match

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Dr. rear end posted:

How is Rusev the heel here
Foreign.

Banging a hotter woman than 99% of staff and viewers ever will.

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

michael cole said The Ryback

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

pressedbunny posted:

As long as this sees in the return of full Cold War CRUUUUSH lana, I'm okay with all this happening.

She's more business casual now but I'm into it

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