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No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE

Zudgemud posted:

Now, all you nerds stop talking about your sauna politics and angry birds economy and answer this:
1. Does anyone who have grown up without serious bouts of starvation actually like memma, or is this sweet disgusting rye paste eaten more out of tradition than culinary preference?
2. Which is the superior laatiko? Personally I have a preference for the rotabaga one.
3. What part of the country has the best/worst christmas dish? From what I have heard the savolax region is hot poo poo.
4. Why do you have tar in candyform? Just to trick Swedish liquorice lovers into poisoning themselves?

1. You know, I used to hate mämmi, but as I got older I got to appreciate it more. Still something I only eat once a year.
2. Rutabaga (or as we call it, lanttu) goes well with ham as lanttulaatikko. Yum yum.
3. I can't really say, since I don't know any other than Carelian food.
4. Salmiakki is ok, but oh man those tar candies. Even the smell of freshly tarred wood gets my sweet tooth salivating. Unfortunately the health nazies at the EU think it's bad for you, but what the hell do they know?

No. 1 Callie Fan fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Dec 12, 2015

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Rexroom posted:

Speaking of fascists, our local Illinois Nazis "Suomen Vastarintaliike" declared on Thursday they're going to turn this country into a nationalist socialist country where racism and white supremacy rules, while democracy and equal rights would be a thing of the past. So all-in-all, they're pretty fascistic. Some would say that they're a bunch of Nazis. Except like DanTheFryingPan correctly stated, it died in 1945, so clearly they're mistaken.

Then we have these guys:


These "Soldiers of Odin" - What's with the English name? Why a viking god? - have appeared around a week or so to "protect women from rapists" by beating up funny looking foreigners patrolling the streets. It's probably a pure coincidence that the founder of the Kemi branch is also a member of SVL. Small circles and so on.

niillä onkin melkoinen työmaa edessään, Kemissä ei taida montaa valkoista elää

Buffalo squeeze
Dec 19, 2010

Oh noble brogy. Overflowing with meaty wisdom and secret sauce.

Hogge Wild posted:

niillä onkin melkoinen työmaa edessään, Kemissä ei taida montaa elää

FTFY

Herman Merman
Jul 6, 2008
Can life in Kemi truly be called life?

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

quote:

Yhteiskuntasopimusneuvottelut jatkuvat hallituksen työelämän kiristyspaketin ajauduttua perustuslaillisiin ongelmiin
lol.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Rexroom posted:

Speaking of fascists, our local Illinois Nazis "Suomen Vastarintaliike" declared on Thursday they're going to turn this country into a nationalist socialist country where racism and white supremacy rules, while democracy and equal rights would be a thing of the past. So all-in-all, they're pretty fascistic. Some would say that they're a bunch of Nazis. Except like DanTheFryingPan correctly stated, it died in 1945, so clearly they're mistaken.

Then we have these guys:


These "Soldiers of Odin" - What's with the English name? Why a viking god? - have appeared around a week or so to "protect women from rapists" by beating up funny looking foreigners patrolling the streets. It's probably a pure coincidence that the founder of the Kemi branch is also a member of SVL. Small circles and so on.

90% of these people are rapists.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

lmao can they keep going like this for full four years? That would be quite an achievement.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

SnowblindFatal posted:

lmao can they keep going like this for full four years? That would be quite an achievement.

What would stop them?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Red rebellion.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
I was just listening to Graveyard from our good neighbour, and this song fits with our leaders so nicely it's almost like cosmic guidance.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAjY97014V4


quote:

There are three things
that leads to pain
I think the horned man
has done his best

The first one is booze,
your life it drains
Takes you to prison,
criminally insane

Satan's finest,
well, that's for sure
Making you want them
and begging for more

The second is money,
brings the world to an end
The rich men are leaders,
the poor, they can starve

The worst one is women,
they must be hell-sent
Tearing your soul out
and makes you drink more

Satan's finest,
well, that's for sure
Making you want them
and begging for more

God in heaven,
the shepherd above
will die in his grave
Satan is smiling,
your soul he will save

His kingdom is filled
with those who believe
the meaning of life
is one of those three

Satan's finest,
well, that's for sure
Making you want them
and begging for more

Satan's finest,
well, that's for sure
Making you want them
and begging for more

Making you want them
and begging for more

Satan's finest,
well, that's for sure
Making you want them
and begging for more

Booze is Soini. Being the leader of the ostarijuoppo party, there's no better match.
Money is obviously Stubb. Could also be Sipilä, but...
Sipilä is "women" symbolically, because his sexual frustrations due to living in a weird puritan cult lead him to insanity.

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Red rebellion.

That's a funny way of saying polite green men ala Crimea.

Oldsmobile
Jun 13, 2006

Zudgemud posted:

Now, all you nerds stop talking about your sauna politics and angry birds economy and answer this:
1. Does anyone who have grown up without serious bouts of starvation actually like memma, or is this sweet disgusting rye paste eaten more out of tradition than culinary preference?
2. Which is the superior laatiko? Personally I have a preference for the rotabaga one.
3. What part of the country has the best/worst christmas dish? From what I have heard the savolax region is hot poo poo.
4. Why do you have tar in candyform? Just to trick Swedish liquorice lovers into poisoning themselves?

1. Love it
2. Yes
3. Lye fish is the worst
4. Good question

You can't rise out of a war without capital investment though. But destroying stuff, assuming you have people willing to invest in you, is a great idea.


Rexroom posted:

Speaking of fascists, our local Illinois Nazis "Suomen Vastarintaliike" declared on Thursday they're going to turn this country into a nationalist socialist country where racism and white supremacy rules, while democracy and equal rights would be a thing of the past. So all-in-all, they're pretty fascistic. Some would say that they're a bunch of Nazis. Except like DanTheFryingPan correctly stated, it died in 1945, so clearly they're mistaken.

Then we have these guys:


These "Soldiers of Odin" - What's with the English name? Why a viking god? - have appeared around a week or so to "protect women from rapists" by beating up funny looking foreigners patrolling the streets. It's probably a pure coincidence that the founder of the Kemi branch is also a member of SVL. Small circles and so on.

This is one of the most hosed up things going on right now.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Oldsmobile posted:

You can't rise out of a war without capital investment though. But destroying stuff, assuming you have people willing to invest in you, is a great idea.

sinä oletkin täysi kehari

tämä selittääkin asioita

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Gas thread, move high-quality discussion to the Perkele thread.

DanTheFryingPan
Jan 28, 2006
Gas all the posters tbh (not Ligur though)

Valiantman
Jun 25, 2011

Ways to circumvent the Compact #6: Find a dreaming god and affect his dreams so that they become reality. Hey, it's not like it's you who's affecting the world. Blame the other guy for irresponsibly falling asleep.

DanTheFryingPan posted:

Gas all the posters tbh (not Ligur though)

He's the one doing the gassing.

Kuule hain nussivan
Nov 27, 2008

Raflaava opinion time!

Lets set up check points around and inside pääkaupunkiseutu and make state property out of alle cars with a single passenger. Sell or scrap these, force the occupant to wear an armband that prohibits them from owning or operating a motor vehicle.

Less raflaava alternative!

Require everyone driving within the pääkaupunkiseutu to have a valid public transport ticket. Build subways everywhere.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Kuule hain nussivan posted:

Lets set up check points around and inside pääkaupunkiseutu and

...shoot anyone who tries to leave.

Jyppe
Jun 13, 2007
For the Fireman!
lol Homma vs Reddit Suomi

Internet ww2 has begun.

No wait, nazis literally don't exist in Finland.. Nvm

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures

Kuule hain nussivan posted:

Require everyone driving within the pääkaupunkiseutu to have a valid public transport ticket. Build subways everywhere.

HSL celebrates by raising ticket prices once again.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

doverhog posted:

The essential Christmas dish is kinkku and mustard. All the rest of it is kinda superfluous.

Also salmiakki is not tar. Tar candy is good too though so suck it swedes.

I don't like Christmas ham because I'm not a peasant living in constant cripping poverty who only gets to eat his fill once per year.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
Both salmiac and tar candy owns, though

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Wheany posted:

I don't like Christmas ham because I'm not a peasant living in constant cripping poverty who only gets to eat his fill once per year.

Rest of the year is filled with other rich man foods such as oltermanni and best A-grade sausage. This is proof that there's no poverty in Finland, cripping or otherwise.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
The point of Jouluham as I see it is that it keeps well so you can eat it all through the holiday because gently caress cooking on the second Christmas day when you can just carve a slab of ham onto a slice of Joululimppu and eat it while wondering whether or not you'll survive until Closingiainen.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Jerry Cotton posted:

The point of Jouluham as I see it is that it keeps well so you can eat it all through the holiday because gently caress cooking on the second Christmas day when you can just carve a slab of ham onto a slice of Joululimppu and eat it while wondering whether or not you'll survive until Closingiainen.

I could do that, or I could slap something actually good on my limppu.

Of course I eat a slice of two whenever I'm visiting somewhere where it's available, but I sure as hell am not going to buy and prepare one myself.

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures
Buying, preparing, miscalculating the timer and staying up until 3am watching the temperature slowly climb has basically become a Christmas tradition at this point for my father and I wouldn't dare to rob him of that joy.

Valiantman
Jun 25, 2011

Ways to circumvent the Compact #6: Find a dreaming god and affect his dreams so that they become reality. Hey, it's not like it's you who's affecting the world. Blame the other guy for irresponsibly falling asleep.

Puistokemisti posted:

Buying, preparing, miscalculating the timer and staying up until 3am watching the temperature slowly climb has basically become a Christmas tradition at this point for my father and I wouldn't dare to rob him of that joy.

Stop insinuating that I'm your father. :mad:

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

Puistokemisti posted:

Buying, preparing, miscalculating the timer and staying up until 3am watching the temperature slowly climb has basically become a Christmas tradition at this point for my father and I wouldn't dare to rob him of that joy.

There are these modern temperature meters which alert you once the meat reaches a set temperature.

Just DO NOT follow the instructions on any packages, because then you will have ham dryer than the sahara desert. For regular pork roasts, I typically turn off power when it reaches 70 degrees, and once it reaches 73, I take it out and it's always wonderful and juicy. And never have the oven on higher temperature than 125. Can't remember how I do christmas butthams, but it's probably something like that except everything just takes longer.

E: I also buy ham after christmas because it's cheaper than potatoes at that point. Parents will buy the actual christmas ham anyway so no need to bother.

SnowblindFatal fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Dec 14, 2015

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
I only buy gravlax for christmas. A lot of it.

Pussy Noise
Aug 1, 2003

Today at Prisma I took the elevator down to the parking garage with a slightly disheveled obese man wearing a kiitospaita who had ten frozen tarjous-hams in his shopping cart. People from Prisma.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Pussy Noise posted:

Today at Prisma I took the elevator down to the parking garage with a slightly disheveled obese man wearing a kiitospaita who had ten frozen tarjous-hams in his shopping cart. People from Prisma.

The ham cart man gazed at the cheap Alderman cart man and thought to himself "that isn't what I was Winter War for!"

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/kotimaa/art-1450145588862.html

eiköhän anneta kaverille kansalaisuus

Gortarius
Jun 6, 2013

idiot

Kulttuuri omaksuttu, tervetuloa.

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

The välikysymys show on Yle 1 and Areena right now is some good stuff.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
Stubb's face was hilarious when the PS dude pronounced his name as "Stypp" in his speech :v:

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

Trogdos! posted:

Stubb's face was hilarious when the PS dude pronounced his name as "Stypp" in his speech :v:

Yeah I just had to screenshot that one

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
I just found out the US is actually habitable by human beings:

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
I'm feeling up for some aurajuusto now. Tried other blue cheeses but they are so mild, almost tasteless. Aurajuusto packs a punch, it's like a well deserved knife in the neck for speaking swedish in the hot dog queue on a saturday night.

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Cascade Failure
Jan 8, 2010

His Divine Shadow posted:

I'm feeling up for some aurajuusto now. Tried other blue cheeses but they are so mild, almost tasteless. Aurajuusto packs a punch, it's like a well deserved knife in the neck for speaking swedish in the hot dog queue on a saturday night.

Hell yeah. I made some chicken with aurajuusto-cream sauce this past weekend, poo poo was tasty. Like a knife in a swedu-back -tasty.

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