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creatine
Jan 27, 2012




I just bought a new shirt at Walmart. it says "don't talk to me before I've had my morning coffee unless you like being yelled at".

haha it's so true

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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

buffets are the best way to eat out

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



qirex posted:

buffets are the best way to eat out

oh man i love asian food

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i think i paid all the bills for this month but i'm scared to double check

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

As a Millennial I posted:

i think i paid all the bills for this month but i'm scared to double check

brutal

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Cat Face Joe posted:

oh man i love asian food

I don't go to Asian restaurants unless yelp reviews mention ayce

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
I use yelp

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



dragon enthusiast posted:

I don't go to Asian restaurants unless yelp reviews mention ayce

oh man i love sushi

*orders tempura*

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



guys i found the best italian place

no not the olive garden i know



guys guys just bear with me ok

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Cat Face Joe posted:

oh man i love sushi

*orders tempura*

nig-what? shash shimmy?

i'll take some philadelphia rolls please

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
bought a platter of california rolls from kroger - gonna eat ethnic tonite

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
my wife is out of town so I went to Walmart and bought a sirloin and a 6 pack and its going to be a great Tuesday night

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

*eats leftovers from a week ago*

This is still fine, right? I mean all the bad stuff was cooked out when I made it.

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


bradzilla posted:

*eats leftovers from a week ago*

This is still fine, right? I mean all the bad stuff was cooked out when I made it.

update: a mystery campylobacter attack and the subsequent er visit have bankrupted me

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

bradzilla posted:

*eats leftovers from a week ago*

This is still fine, right? I mean all the bad stuff was cooked out when I made it.

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

on the plus side, my gut flora can handle anything i throw at it now.

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
I get extra packets of hot sauce and mustard every time I go out for fast food - haven't had to buy condiments for years now hehehe

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

dragon enthusiast posted:

I don't go to Asian restaurants unless yelp reviews mention ayce

ooc: I had to look up what ayce stood for

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

aw hell yeah it's Italian tonight

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i wish dominos sales applied to gluten free pizza.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
ok it's looking like we're gonna win the division again so it'll be at least one home game. you know what that means! tailgating time with the mammals once again. i couldn't get a slot reserved for the f150 but i will be bringing a smoker as well as the bbq. just come to my place by six am and bring your own steaks. as long as we get to the lot by 7 we should have a spot close enough to hear the crowd.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:


aw hell yeah it's Italian tonight

im offended by this LIEberal media garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31JNEVHZxO8

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



mishaq posted:

im offended by this LIEberal media garbage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31JNEVHZxO8

Haha wow i can't believe that's real! people are soo dumb!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I wear sweaters with elbow patches

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

bradzilla posted:

I wear sweaters with elbow patches

i wear bluejeans with patched knees

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

I buy plastic bags of socks

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i dont know how to shine my shoes

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i simply sharpie in the scratches on my belt

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i own two pairs of shoes

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i bite my nails off instead of clipping them

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Iridium posted:

i wear bluejeans with patched knees

*inspects your $400 japanese denim jeans from american rag*
6 figgy fuckatrd thread is over there --->

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



people always compliment me on my "tatyered" pre-workout jeans. little do they know these are the real deal and i paid $20 at kohls a decade ago

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Cat Face Joe posted:

i dont know how to shine my shoes

bzzzt. i learned this in rotc, which was going to pay for my college until my untreated mental illnesses forced me to drop out

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Camping out for the black yeezy boosts, I'm going to make like $400 flipping them on ebay



I'd better make like $400 on ebay or my girlfriend is getting a really lovely xmas present lol

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

As a Millennial I posted:

bzzzt. i learned this in rotc, which was going to pay for my college until my untreated mental illnesses forced me to drop out

Flawless victory. Probing the fool for his epic fail.

Smythe fucked around with this message at 21:09 on Dec 14, 2015

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

qirex posted:

buffets are the best way to eat out

buffets are the only way to do vegas

just sit at the penny slots until they give you a free buffet pass

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Smythe posted:

Flawless victory. Probing the fool for his epic fail.



:unsmith:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
Got our holiday bonus today, a $10 coffee gift card and some candy.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i'm glad smythe is still ik

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