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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

notZaar posted:

I don't have any nude photos on the internet.

I only know of two pictures of me (clothed or not) on the internet.

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Parents...

...Do you know where your nudes are?

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Stinky_Pete posted:

Why would she enjoy a playwright who perpetuates gender roles?

All the female roles in Shakespeare's plays were acted by men. Duh.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008



Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Like geese, the Snake Person flock keeps a vee-formation while migrating to new cities to gentrify them and simultaneously be unable to get a job

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
why has no one answered my bear question

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Reverse Centaur posted:

tee hee just posting a photo of my naked friends on facebook with no privacy restrictions



I don't even know these people, just a friend of a friend

post more pics of asian slut puddles pls

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I'm enjoying the slow increase in pictures that are just normal 20-whatevers who aren't miserable goony IT janitors

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Strategic Tea posted:

I'm enjoying the slow increase in pictures that are just normal 20-whatevers who aren't miserable goony IT janitors

Post your picture

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Mariana Horchata posted:

post more pics of asian slut puddles pls

Mods please change my name to "Asian slut puddle." TIA

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Mariana Horchata posted:

post more pics of asian slut puddles pls

this.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Strategic Tea posted:

I'm enjoying the slow increase in pictures that are just normal 20-whatevers who aren't miserable goony IT janitors

also this.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

No. 6 posted:

Mods please change my name to "Asian slut puddle." TIA

me too

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Gibberish posted:

all from the same twitter

















AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE






she needs to show her pierced nipples on her twitter more

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





H.P. Hovercraft posted:

she needs to show her pierced nipples on her twitter more

and shave her gross armpits. goes for everyone, man or woman. hairy pits are gross shave them so you don't stink

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I don't understand what your loving problem is with pit beards.

Gibberish
Sep 17, 2002

by R. Guyovich

HEY NONG MAN posted:

I don't understand what your loving problem is with pit beards.

Thinking like this is why you've never been with a woman better looking than Doobie's wife

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Wicker Man posted:

Parents...

...Do you know where your nudes are?

Yeah. Posted in the June 1974 issue of Swank magazine.

Please don't tell my wife, god bless.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/personalfinance/2015/10/20/mastercard-selfie-pay-online-purchases/72982264/

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Biometric security is cool as it is. Why does it have to be marketed as selfies? Why can't we just revel in bond gadgets as god intended? :qq:

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow






stupid name cool concept

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Cowman posted:

stupid name cool concept

quote:

Selfie pay should prove particularly popular with Millennials, according to James DeBello, CEO and president of Mitek, a mobile imaging technology company.“They love the convenience of taking a picture for data capture and they want to be doing more of it,'' he said in an email.

Also given how crap a lot of facial recognition is, I hope you can hold your phone exactly three feet from your face, and also never change your hair style or grow a beard.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Has anyone died while taking a selfie yet

You know that day is coming

Enrico Furby
Jun 28, 2003

by Hand Knit
i read this entire thread

millennial spotted

i wish i was dead

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


EugeneJ posted:

Has anyone died while taking a selfie yet

You know that day is coming

I think a bunch have while driving.

HairyManling
Jul 20, 2011

No flipping.
Fun Shoe

EugeneJ posted:

Has anyone died while taking a selfie yet

You know that day is coming

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_selfie-related_injuries_and_deaths

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

fuckign retard millenails

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

We have peaked

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Jesus loving hell.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




EugeneJ posted:

Has anyone died while taking a selfie yet

You know that day is coming
russian govt. has issued safety guidelines for taking selfies

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

weeding out the idiots

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Have any of the death-selfies surfaced?

I would like to see them

The two guys Periscoping when they crashed into a wall is the closest thing I can remember

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Is there an injury one? That list seems woefully incomplete/short.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

If only it was a golden lab, we'd have the perfect paint by numbers middle class hell.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun


Here, Kaydenne, sit in this box while I play with my toy near you.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I became aware of a baby named Halo today.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

NESguerilla posted:

I became aware of a baby named Halo today.

Smart move, I bet those parents get free Game Fuel.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

EugeneJ posted:

Has anyone died while taking a selfie yet

You know that day is coming

Someone died doing that planking thing that was popular last year. Off of a cliff or a bridge, something incredibly dumb.

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ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

what a vivid imagination

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