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craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
I have season tickets...to a minor league sports team.

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i am a season ticket holder for a college football team whose school i did not attend

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I can totally afford the partial season ticket package in the nosebleeds, awesome.

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Cat Face Joe posted:

i am a season ticket holder for a college football team whose school i did not attend

I make fun of how lovely the rival school of my favorite college sports team is. I couldn't get into college.

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i use articles like this http://wsav.com/2015/12/11/glass-of-red-wine-equals-1-hour-at-gym-new-study-says/ to justify not working out

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
i've got a basketball hoop in my driveway

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

i've got a basketball hoop in my driveway

instead of filling the base with sand, I just have giant bags of sand sitting on top of it.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

i use the n word

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

empire strikes back was the best movie ever made. it touched me deeply in a way that not even my wife can ever do

Phoning It In
Oct 17, 2010
i don't buy wool because i'm afraid to clean it

Necronomoticon
Aug 14, 2007

Millennial 80's business guy

yard salad posted:

empire strikes back was the best movie ever made. it touched me deeply in a way that not even my wife can ever do

i am very very excited for the new star wars because the marketing machine really connected with me.

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
the crisper drawers in my fridge are my hiding place for the extra Miller lites

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

I've had meetings with school officials and social services.

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Mr. Apollo posted:

I've had meetings with school officials and social services.

I don't even have any kids

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I can't afford cable

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

craisins posted:

the crisper drawers in my fridge are my hiding place for the extra Miller lites

Millers lite

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
yeah gently caress the giant beer brands, its all about micro, you know? *drinks an angry orchard*

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

*cares about beer being from a tiny microbrewer more than the actual taste*

foxy boxing babe
Jan 17, 2010


my f150 that has never been used for any sort of work and that i'm deeply underwater on has a calvin peeing on the chevy logo decal. it's really funny, to me.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Julie And Candy posted:

my f150 that has never been used for any sort of work and that i'm deeply underwater on has a calvin peeing on the chevy logo decal. it's really funny, to me.

ooc: there are a couple morons in my apartment building with massive pickup trucks and i love watching them struggle to park in the garage

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

yeah gently caress the giant beer brands, its all about micro, you know? *drinks an angry orchard*

have you heard? a bunch of supermarkets started carrying this delicious thing called Not Your Father's Root Beer. gotta support the smaller brands when you can

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
My favorite drink is yeungling, which is made by a small craft brewery.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
truck. nutz.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I lease my cell phone.

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i got a 30% off coupon to a store i never go to, it'd be stupid for me NOT to buy something.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Wild EEPROM posted:

My favorite drink is yeungling, which is made by a small craft brewery.

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

i hate big corporate brands, that's why i drink seattles best coffee

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i hate when jimmy john's takes bread out of the sub, it's like i'm getting less food

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

i drive a mini cooper and make sure everybody knows

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Bloody posted:

i drive a mini cooper and make sure everybody knows

heh a mini cooper? maybe you should drive man's vehicle, son

*drives 200 miles a week exclusively on paved roads*

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i celebrate festivus

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
we made a christmas wreathe out of old RAM at work :xd:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
can't wait for the trans siberian orchestra concert. it's going to be epic

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
we also own every mannheim steamroller christmas cd

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i'm trying to squeeze in as many doctors visits as i can before the year ends

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i go to the emergency room when i have a cold

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
this 2002 Toyota Camry is a good investment, and the dealership will give me a 60 month loan at only 9.5%, I'd be dumb not to do it

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

my car is filled with garbage, detritus, old CDs, all of which are covered in layers of moldy coffee and soda. It is an accurate reflection of my life

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
my FSA has $2,000 in it in late December and it doesn't roll over. lol time to buy a lot of NyQuil I guess

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

mishaq posted:

i go to the emergency room when i have a cold

pfft 5 figgies can't afford the er, it should have been:

I go to urgent care when I have a cold.

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