Political Cartoons 2015: It was. I think. I don't know. Fuck that dumb comic

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

colonel_korn posted:

That sounds like a pretty good deal for preventing the extinction of life as we know it on this planet!

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:12

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Ghetto Prince: Sep 11, 2010; got to be mellow, y'all

Why does Obama have a dick instead of an eyeball?

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:17

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Ghetto Prince posted:

Why does Obama have a dick instead of an eyeball?

Because Bok loves drawin' cock.

E: poo poo, it was Branco. Point still stands, they draw him that way because they like drawing him that way.

Somfin fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Dec 16, 2015

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:18

Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Ten new pages! I wonder what world shaking event...vegetarians and weightlifting...

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:18

Playstation 4: Apr 25, 2014; Unlockable Ben

Duke Igthorn posted:

Ten new pages! I wonder what world shaking event...vegetarians and weightlifting...

I wish this post was bannable like in games.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:29

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

Playstation 4 posted:

I wish this post was bannable like in games.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:40

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

I really don't know what to say if you come to the political cartoons thread expecting ten pages of intellectual discourse and analysis.

Well except, "Hi, welcome to the Political Cartoons Thread! Leave. Now."

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:40

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

i'm gonna call ex marx a little bitch and give him swirlies until he probates that guy

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:41

Goatman Sacks: Apr 4, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Here's a fresh one

stupid edit with potential The Force Awakens spoilers

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:54

Volcanic Vents: Mar 28, 2009

Rorus Raz posted:

Remember when Obama betrayed our troops by pulling them out of a war that was accomplishing little else but killing them?

I swear it took over a solid minute of staring before I figured out what the gently caress was going on with the face of the low-middle soldier.

"Good, bad...I'm the guy with the :can:

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:05

ComradeCosmobot: Dec 4, 2004; USPOL July

Volcanic Vents posted:

I swear it took over a solid minute of staring before I figured out what the gently caress was going on with the face of the low-middle soldier.

"Good, bad...I'm the guy with the "

Honestly, for a moment, I thought the guy on the left was a bassoon that just really hated Obama for some reason.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:10

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

New Bors!

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:15

FaradayCage: May 2, 2010

Rorus Raz posted:

Remember when Obama betrayed our troops by pulling them out of a war that was accomplishing little else but killing them?

Two-things-have-happened-in-history (Bergdahl being a double-edged-pawn and Obama being not-my-president).

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:21

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Dr Cheeto posted:

New Bors!

Nothing is "Real" Fascism because Fascism is not an actual political ideology, just an excuse to grab power.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:40

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Goatman Sacks posted:

Here's a fresh one

Dude, really. I have no idea if that's real but don't be a jerk like that.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:51

itskage: Aug 26, 2003

Duke Igthorn posted:

Ten new pages! I wonder what world shaking event...vegetarians and weightlifting...

That's vegans you dumb gently caress. They're infinitely and morally superior to vegetarians and everyone else. They don't even need to lift weights. So chill the gently caress out.

Jesus Charlie I'm so mad and god drat crazy right now.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:53

Lady Naga: Apr 25, 2008; Voyons Donc!

Hostile V posted:

Dude, really. I have no idea if that's real but don't be a jerk like that.

Unshackle yourself from spoiler culture, free your mind from the prison of adherence to literal text.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 06:05

Geostomp: Oct 22, 2008; Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Hostile V posted:

Dude, really. I have no idea if that's real but don't be a jerk like that.

I would say "don't feed the troll", but that would be hypocritical given that this entire topic revolves around doing just that for jackasses like Muir or Rameriez.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 06:09

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

mandatory lesbian posted:

i'm gonna call ex marx a little bitch and give him swirlies until he probates that guy

lain lain lain

i believe

# ? Dec 16, 2015 06:33

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Look, as long as Episode VII makes Chewbacca's death in the books non-canon then I don't give a gently caress.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 06:56

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Rorus Raz posted:

Look, as long as Episode VII makes Chewbacca's death in the books non-canon then I don't give a gently caress.

You didn't like that he had a moon dropped on him by BDSM aliens?

# ? Dec 16, 2015 06:59

Klaus88: Jan 23, 2011; Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

You didn't like that he had a moon dropped on him by BDSM aliens?

That sounds like a fairly metal death to me. :krad:

# ? Dec 16, 2015 07:12

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Can we keep the moon dropping because that's a pretty fly way for a wookie to die.

"How'd cousin GKKKKKK die? Oh, old age? Yea, Chewie got a loving moon dropped on him and threw my lovely kids in the ship instead of jumping in himself. I guess he was pretty cool. Hey btw my son's gonna be a huge weird piece of poo poo that thinks by being super evil he'll fix the force or whatever that story arc was, don't tell him that in Wookie heaven."

# ? Dec 16, 2015 07:13

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# ? Dec 16, 2015 07:25

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First Dog:

# ? Dec 16, 2015 07:38

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Somehow First Dog is wordier than CAD yet still more endearing.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 07:54

itskage: Aug 26, 2003

Dr Cheeto posted:

New Bors!

Looking at this a second time, I really appreciate the punch line. But the first time I just glossed over it.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 07:57

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ? Dec 16, 2015 09:16

cheetah7071: Oct 20, 2010; honk honk; College Slice

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

4

They loooooove death

# ? Dec 16, 2015 09:23

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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

5

On the nose there. I mean accurate but Jesus Christ.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 09:24

Sardine Wit: Sep 3, 2004

# ? Dec 16, 2015 10:02

Trogdos!: Jul 11, 2009; A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

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# ? Dec 16, 2015 10:15

Telarra: Oct 9, 2012

Holy poo poo, it's not an edit :stare:

Political Cartoons 2015: Drawing ability not required

# ? Dec 16, 2015 10:19

cheetah7071: Oct 20, 2010; honk honk; College Slice

The most honest Dry Bones ever produced

# ? Dec 16, 2015 10:19

Sardine Wit: Sep 3, 2004

The racist Bill Leak cartoon from yesterday got a bunch of pushback on Twitter including from Forum favourite David Pope. He wrote an editorial about it today:

If anyone missed the cartoon itself when I posted it before:

# ? Dec 16, 2015 10:27

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012

What's the BDS Movement?

# ? Dec 16, 2015 10:29

Playstation 4: Apr 25, 2014; Unlockable Ben

Boycott-Divest-Sanction

Aka in Kirschen terms "Nazi Antisemitism why they like subhuman Paleoswinians abloobloo :qq:

# ? Dec 16, 2015 10:33

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Someone you love just told you they got raped by their husband you worthless turd.

Also I thought you liked the idea of locking up all Americans who return a boolean true on an arbitrary value check. Oh wait that's muslims not GLORIOUS NIPPON.