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I don't have any issue reading it in the proper voice, but I think being unable to do so would make it sound way too snarky. In the right voice, it sounds menacing and threatening instead of quippy and snarky.
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:I don't have any issue reading it in the proper voice, but I think being unable to do so would make it sound way too snarky. In the right voice, it sounds menacing and threatening instead of quippy and snarky. Basically, read it the same way JEJ reads "We would be honored, if you would join us." edit: Alternately "Perhaps you feel you are being treated unfairly?" Ensign_Ricky fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Dec 17, 2015 |
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Dec 17, 2015 07:15
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drat, there was this really good video (Well, I thought it was funny. Years ago) that had JEJ lines from other movies with the vader filter on dubbed onto Star Wars, and I want to post it here, but I just can't seem to find it. EDIT: Ah, here it is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk Unlucky7 fucked around with this message at 07:39 on Dec 17, 2015 |
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Dec 17, 2015 07:32
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ImpAtom posted:I admit I can't remotely read that in JEJ's voice. It's too... snarky? It works better if you read the last line as a big challenging bellow. Like Conan JEJ, though I guess that's still not really Vader JEJ.
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Unlucky7 posted:drat, there was this really good video (Well, I thought it was funny. Years ago) that had JEJ lines from other movies with the vader filter on dubbed onto Star Wars, and I want to post it here, but I just can't seem to find it. There's a better one that's just his dialogue from Field of Dreams. There's something about Vader marching towards Obi-Wan announcing "I'm gonna beat you with this crowbar, until you go away." that tickles me.
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Dec 17, 2015 09:50
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ImpAtom posted:I admit I can't remotely read that in JEJ's voice. It's too... snarky? I guess I would have expected Darth Vader to just choke the guy to death and not try to make dance jokes. 
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Dec 17, 2015 11:39
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Heaven forbid they should try to expand on the character beyond "wheeze a lot, cut sons arm off, get electrocuted, die". He's supposed to be the Emperor's right hand and enforcer but people seem weirdly adverse to seeing him actually doing his job.
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Dec 17, 2015 13:12
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This isn't the first time Vader did things like that. I definitely recall one movie having him choke one of the commanders who failed a mission and calmly saying "apology accepted" to the corpse.
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Dec 17, 2015 14:58
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"I find your lack of faith... disturbing."
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Dec 17, 2015 15:29
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Basically, read it the same way JEJ reads "We would be honored, if you would join us." Honestly, thinking about it, Empire Strikes Back was great for "snarky" Vader.
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Dec 17, 2015 15:49
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:Honestly, thinking about it, Empire Strikes Back was great for "snarky" Vader. Actually, yeah. And who says being a Sith means you lose your sense of humour? Look at the Emperor, guy was laughing all the time!
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Dec 17, 2015 16:10
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Not this again...
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Dec 17, 2015 16:17
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We almost lost the badass thread to Star Wars and now this? What the gently caress if wrong with you people, post funny panels.
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Dec 17, 2015 16:18
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Oh boy, I'm just so tired of all these star wars.
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Dec 17, 2015 21:58
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I am a sucker for cameos in otherwise-unrelated comics.  (X-Terminators #1)
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Dec 17, 2015 23:41
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I almost thought that was a totally different comic guy and if it had been the difference would have been... "Pathetic Earthling... what is your NAME?" "Alan!" "Exce--- Alan? As in Alan MOORE?! OH poo poo! EVERYONE RETREAT!!"
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Dec 18, 2015 07:50
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Cyclops developed some controversial opinions after 9/11
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Dec 18, 2015 10:12
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Oh no! Not Cyclops! Whatever will we do?
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Dec 18, 2015 10:17
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To be fair, that dude was riding a camel.
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Dec 18, 2015 10:35
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Not a panel but a shot from the 90s X-Men cartoon with a high quality drawn prof X.
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Ferrule posted:Not this again... not MY Vader!
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Dec 18, 2015 15:38
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  USG 3
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zoux posted:
Whats Jubilee doing in USG?
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Not being a vampire, apparently. How'd they fix that one?
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Dec 18, 2015 19:17
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Well where the hell else is she going to go? It's not like there's even the tiniest demand for her anywhere.
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Dec 18, 2015 19:17
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I thought there was some Secret War related shenanigans with the X-Men '92 mall rat Jubilee replacing 616 vamp Jubilee.
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zoux posted:
That one's been a long time coming.
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RiotGearEpsilon posted:Not being a vampire, apparently. How'd they fix that one? She looks like she has fangs when she takes a selfie with Doom, but on the other hand she actually shows up in the photograph.
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Sesq posted:She looks like she has fangs when she takes a selfie with Doom, but on the other hand she actually shows up in the photograph. Vampires don't show up in mirrors, who said anything about selfies?
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MH Knights posted:Whats Jubilee doing in USG? It's a running gag in the issue that Kirby/Lee era DOOM! shows up and because SG's roommate Nancy needs his help, she has to convince various heroes that it's just a cosplayer.
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mind the walrus posted:Well where the hell else is she going to go? It's not like there's even the tiniest demand for her anywhere. X-Men Apocalypse movie! I'm guessing she dies in the first five minutes. 
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Lurdiak posted:Vampires don't show up in mirrors, who said anything about selfies? Eh, it's a vampire thing that they don't show up on camera, too. It was definitely a plot point in Tomb of Dracula a couple times. Here's a funny panel. (Fantastic Four #10) 
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Sesq posted:Eh, it's a vampire thing that they don't show up on camera, too. It was definitely a plot point in Tomb of Dracula a couple times.
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Zereth posted:Film cameras involved mirrors. Not really, the viewfinder did, but not the film. Film sometimes contains silver though.
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Dec 19, 2015 05:55
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Cameras captured a part of the subject's soul and bound it. Vampires have no soul, therefore they don't photograph. Young people today are, as firmly believed by their elders, likewise soulless, yet their infernal devices have no problem taking endless selfies of them, ergo they operate differently from "real" cameras, and should this be able to photograph vampires.
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Phylodox posted:Cameras captured a part of the subject's soul and bound it. Vampires have no soul, therefore they don't photograph. Young people today are, as firmly believed by their elders, likewise soulless, yet their infernal devices have no problem taking endless selfies of them, ergo they operate differently from "real" cameras, and should this be able to photograph vampires. This explanation makes as much or more sense than anything else involved in vampire lore.
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Goons overthink simple sight gag, film at 11. Marvel Holiday Special: Kamala Khan is all depressed/angry because she feels her culture prevents her from enjoying the month of December like everyone else.  Well she's not wrong.
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Dec 19, 2015 06:20
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TwoPair posted:Goons overthink simple sight gag, film at 11. Should borrow a page from the Jews and get Chinese food.
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Skwirl posted:Should borrow a page from the Jews and get Chinese food. poo poo son, I've gotten Chinese on Christmas for the last 6 years.
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Rhyno posted:poo poo son, I've gotten Chinese on Christmas for the last 6 years. This is either a condolences on not being able to visit your family for 6 years, or a congratulations on avoiding them for the same length of time. You pick.
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