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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Senior Scarybagels posted:

Crashcat as the resident raccoon, can you provide your expert opinion?

:mad: and also: I would experimentally try that thing.

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Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

cash crab posted:

:mad: and also: I would experimentally try that thing.

I apologized :ohdearsass: my phone autocorrect was at fault I swear!

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Wasabi the J posted:

Bananas are like the Cincinnati chili of fruit. I have a hard time recalling a fruit that so many people so fiercely defend or despise.

I loathe banana flavoring because it doesn't taste like real banana. This is because it's an extract based off an extinct cultivar, the Cavendish.

They are also berries so that's another silly fact.
Banana flavoring is also a bee marking hormone for "you should probably sting this thing." Its a very common college chemistry lab synthesis because its a fundamental sort of organic reaction to make it, and you know right away if you succeeded or not because everything starts coming up bananas.

Grocery store bananas are usually the cavendish varietal. The old story about it being based on the gros michel varietal is likely post hoc: both cavendish and gros michel contain isoamyl acetate and its a fundamental part of what makes a banana a banana, but taste tests and chemical analysis usually agree than the gros michel has more of it. The gros michel is commonly called extinct, which is also wrong, its just a really rare specialty thing these days.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Scathach posted:

Mostly it's because it looked like a tick. A big, fat, red, tiny-legged tick-on-a-stick.

Fine, have some aspic:



4 cups tomato juice
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 bay leaf
1 cup chopped onion and celery
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
dash of Tabasco or other hot sauce, optional
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 packages (1/2 oz.) gelatin
2 tablespoons mild vinegar, like apple cider vinegar
chopped scallions or sliced pitted green olives
for serving: butter lettuce leaves, homemade mayonnaise

This is the best aspic I've ever seen. Would.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

zedprime posted:

Banana flavoring is also a bee marking hormone for "you should probably sting this thing." Its a very common college chemistry lab synthesis because its a fundamental sort of organic reaction to make it, and you know right away if you succeeded or not because everything starts coming up bananas.

Grocery store bananas are usually the cavendish varietal. The old story about it being based on the gros michel varietal is likely post hoc: both cavendish and gros michel contain isoamyl acetate and its a fundamental part of what makes a banana a banana, but taste tests and chemical analysis usually agree than the gros michel has more of it. The gros michel is commonly called extinct, which is also wrong, its just a really rare specialty thing these days.

Quoting all of this to point out that the rarest and most flavorful banana is called Big Mike

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Senior Scarybagels posted:

I apologized :ohdearsass: my phone autocorrect was at fault I swear!

Oh, that smilie. :3:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Senior Scarybagels posted:

I apologized :ohdearsass: my phone autocorrect was at fault I swear!

I need to know what situations you have used crashcat in before that makes your phone recognize it as a legitimate word

Plan Z
May 6, 2012

titties posted:

Quoting all of this to point out that the rarest and most flavorful banana is called Big Mike

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

I need to know what situations you have used crashcat in before that makes your phone recognize it as a legitimate word

A goon goes by that name on irc.

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012

Wasabi the J posted:

I loathe banana flavoring because it doesn't taste like real banana. This is because it's an extract based off an extinct cultivar, the Cavendish.

Wait, how do you get an extract from an extinct cultivar?

Edit: read rest of page, sorry

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
I didn't evolve to be smarter and hunt for meat to go back to eating bananas like a monkey.

You loving degenerates.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Looks like some weird variant on jajangmyeon, which can look pretty gross but is actually great. I dunno what the crumbly looking topping is, though the rest is just chopped onion and shrimp.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

zedprime posted:

Banana flavoring is also a bee marking hormone for "you should probably sting this thing." Its a very common college chemistry lab synthesis because its a fundamental sort of organic reaction to make it, and you know right away if you succeeded or not because everything starts coming up bananas.

Grocery store bananas are usually the cavendish varietal. The old story about it being based on the gros michel varietal is likely post hoc: both cavendish and gros michel contain isoamyl acetate and its a fundamental part of what makes a banana a banana, but taste tests and chemical analysis usually agree than the gros michel has more of it. The gros michel is commonly called extinct, which is also wrong, its just a really rare specialty thing these days.

Oh cool.

The gros michel banana is a very fitting name.

"Gross, Michelle, throw out that banana! I don't care if it's nearly extinct!"

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Wasabi the J posted:

Bananas are like the Cincinnati chili of fruit. I have a hard time recalling a fruit that so many people so fiercely defend or despise.

I loathe banana flavoring because it doesn't taste like real banana. This is because it's an extract based off an extinct cultivar, the Cavendish.

They are also berries so that's another silly fact.

Cavendish is the most commonly eaten banana today. Are you thinking of the Gros Michel?

e: refresh first damnit

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Picnic Princess posted:

I need to know what situations you have used crashcat in before that makes your phone recognize it as a legitimate word

Probably texts a lot about Toonses.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



(gently caress kombucha)



A really lovely cabbage roll? My mom makes these, they rock and her's don't look like larva.


I really should be doing whatever the hell my job is, but PYF is just so much gross fun.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 23:27 on Dec 17, 2015

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Stuffed cabbage is alright, so would on that ring thingy. Of course, my heritage is poor white trash, so my judgement may be suspect.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Would.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Scathach posted:


(gently caress kombucha)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89cMeaiJlPc

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Scathach posted:


A really lovely cabbage roll? My mom makes these, they rock and her's don't look like larva.
I don't know that looks like a fairly classy and well presented form of a dish I usually associate with stuff that happens with a wire clothes hangar

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Scathach posted:



Hot mac+cold beef just sounds gross.
What makes you think that mac is hot? Looks like cold pasta salad to me.

The thing in the lower right corner is purportedly a cupcake, by the way.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Hirayuki posted:

What makes you think that mac is hot? Looks like cold pasta salad to me.

The thing in the lower right corner is purportedly a cupcake, by the way.

It still doesn't look appetizing. I mean, it might taste good but half of this thread is poor execution.

That cupcake looks like a poop.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
typicalburgerkingburger.jpg

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

Scathach posted:

It still doesn't look appetizing. I mean, it might taste good but half of this thread is poor execution.

That cupcake looks like a poop.

No one's interested as to why there's a clit vibe jammed in there?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

EorayMel posted:

typicalburgerkingburger.jpg


Consistently delicious!

(I used to like the $1 whopper juniors, they are probably twice the price and half the size now though)

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Derek of the Andes posted:

No one's interested as to why there's a clit vibe jammed in there?

They don't call them Happy Meals for nothing.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



AnonSpore posted:

Looks like some weird variant on jajangmyeon, which can look pretty gross but is actually great. I dunno what the crumbly looking topping is, though the rest is just chopped onion and shrimp.

It's Chinese Dark Hokkien Noodle, just really badly photographed.

The crunchy looking things are pork cracklings so it's unhealthy af

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Wanamingo posted:

I have to be honest, bananas are a strange fruit for me. I pretty much can't eat them by themselves. It's gotta be some weird aversion or something, but just peeling a banana and taking a bite is almost enough to make me gag. But if they're prepared any literally any way? I love them. poo poo, even just chopping one up into a bowl of cheerios is good. I have no idea why, and I'm not like this with literally any other food.
I don't have quite this strong a reaction, but I don't like bananas by themselves but pretty much anything made with them is great.

Gagh?

EorayMel posted:

typicalburgerkingburger.jpg
What, the tomatoes aren't evenly distributed?

Tiggum has a new favorite as of 08:04 on Dec 18, 2015

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

EorayMel posted:

typicalburgerkingburger.jpg


A typical Burger King burger is chicken?

Huh. How about that. Learn something new every day.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


EorayMel posted:

typicalburgerkingburger.jpg


This is mad oily and I would eat it

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.




Would, but it ain't pretty.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Scathach posted:

It still doesn't look appetizing. I mean, it might taste good but half of this thread is poor execution.

That cupcake looks like a poop.

What are you eating that your poop is that color?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Whole canaries.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Scathach posted:



Would, but it ain't pretty.

If you like vegemite, spread it the PROPER way (wafer thin) onto your toast then spread some fresh avocado over it. It's amazing.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Scathach posted:



Would, but it ain't pretty.

They don't sell Vegemite here but an Australian friend of mine is sending me some. I will try the toast.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

They don't sell Vegemite here but an Australian friend of mine is sending me some. I will try the toast.

use a *small* amount. most Americans spread half the jar on a piece of toast then hate it

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I spread half the jar on and love it

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Well at least work up to half a jar.

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Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Sensible

Just saw some of those Japanese tiny food kits in a UK supermarket only packaged up real fancy and sold with the toys. They were also crazy expensive.

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