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Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Exclamation Marx posted:

Liking tanks is cryptofascist



Counterrevolutionary opinion detected, please report to Stalingrad for reeducation immediately.

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Rand alPaul posted:

Counterrevolutionary opinion detected, please report to Stalingrad for reeducation immediately.


That is a fantastic photo I must say.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Today I went & stood in front of Trump Tower & held a sign until the police came. Then I went home & wrote Donald a letter. Here it is:

Dear Donald Trump:

You may remember (you do, after all, have a "perfect memory!"), that we met back in November of 1998 in the green room of a talk show where we were both scheduled to appear one afternoon. But just before going on, I was pulled aside by a producer from the show who said that you were "nervous" about being on the set with me. She said you didn't want to be "ripped apart" and you wanted to be reassured I wouldn't "go after you."

"Does he think I'm going to tackle him and put him in a choke hold?" I asked, bewildered.

"No," the producer replied, "he just seems all jittery about you."

"Huh. I've never met the guy. There's no reason for him to be scared," I said. "I really don't know much about him other than he seems to like his name on stuff. I'll talk to him if you want me to."

And so, as you may remember, I did. I went up and introduced myself to you. "The producer says you're worried I might say or do something to you during the show. Hey, no offense, but I barely know who you are. I'm from Michigan. Please don't worry -- we're gonna get along just fine!"

You seemed relieved, then leaned in and said to me, "I just didn't want any trouble out there and I just wanted to make sure that, you know, you and I got along. That you weren't going to pick on me for something ridiculous."

"Pick on" you? I thought, where are we, in 3rd grade? I was struck by how you, a self-described tough guy from Queens, seemed like such a fraidey-cat.

You and I went on to do the show. Nothing untoward happened between us. I didn't pull on your hair, didn't put gum on your seat. "What a wuss," was all I remember thinking as I left the set.

And now, here we are in 2015 and, like many other angry white guys, you are frightened by a bogeyman who is out to get you. That bogeyman, in your mind, are all Muslims. Not just the ones who have killed, but ALL MUSLIMS.

Fortunately, Donald, you and your supporters no longer look like what America actually is today. We are not a country of angry white guys. Here's a statistic that is going to make your hair spin: Eighty-one percent of the electorate who will pick the president next year are either female, people of color, or young people between the ages of 18 and 35. In other words, not you. And not the people who want you leading their country.

So, in desperation and insanity, you call for a ban on all Muslims entering this country. I was raised to believe that we are all each other's brother and sister, regardless of race, creed or color. That means if you want to ban Muslims, you are first going to have to ban me. And everyone else.

We are all Muslim.

Just as we are all Mexican, we are all Catholic and Jewish and white and black and every shade in between. We are all children of God (or nature or whatever you believe in), part of the human family, and nothing you say or do can change that fact one iota. If you don't like living by these American rules, then you need to go to the time-out room in any one of your Towers, sit there, and think about what you've said.

And then leave the rest of us alone so we can elect a real president who is both compassionate and strong -- at least strong enough not to be all whiny and scared of some guy in a ballcap from Michigan sitting next to him on a talk show couch. You're not so tough, Donny, and I'm glad I got to see the real you up close and personal all those years ago.

We are all Muslim. Deal with it.

All my best,
Michael Moore

P.S. I'm asking everyone who reads this letter to go here (http://michaelmoore.com/weareallmuslim), and sign the following statement: "WE ARE ALL MUSLIM" -- and then post a photo of yourself holding a homemade sign saying "WE ARE ALL MUSLIM" on Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram using the hashtag #WeAreAllMuslim. I will post all the photos on my site and send them to you, Mr. Trump. Feel free to join us.

P.P.S. - To sign my statement for #WeAreAllMuslim, go here on my website: http://michaelmoore.com/weareallmuslim

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

JFairfax posted:



We are all Muslim. Deal with it.

All my best,
Michael Moore


THAT'S funny, I don't care who you are.

Pretending to have views you care about for a photo bit? :bravo:

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
All German tanks suck because they weren't built for urban combat



Except I think the StuG had that swivel turret which was pretty baller.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


Red Army Choir- March of the Soviet Tankists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz2BuY2WrFQ

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010

Bob le Moche
Jul 10, 2011

I AM A HORRIBLE TANKIE MORON
WHO LONGS TO SUCK CHAVISTA COCK !

I SUGGEST YOU IGNORE ANY POSTS MADE BY THIS PERSON ABOUT VENEZUELA, POLITICS, OR ANYTHING ACTUALLY !


(This title paid for by money stolen from PDVSA)

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice
Oh hey, it's mister aids medicine douchebag.



Enjoy your one-off Wu-Tang album.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

spacetoaster posted:

THAT'S funny, I don't care who you are.

Pretending to have views you care about for a photo bit? :bravo:



"I don't like Donald Trump and we should not be lovely to all Muslims based on the actions of a small minority of them."

Truly fake views that no one would actually have.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Met posted:

"I don't like Donald Trump and we should not be lovely to all Muslims based on the actions of a small minority of them."

Truly fake views that no one would actually have.



Amen.

Monkeytime
Mar 20, 2010

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I thought Caro was missing in Syria?

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Izt3VFAOLM

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Disappointed he didn't face street justice, but I guess internet justice an okay consolation.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8keTv_vpwLc

Something Else
Dec 27, 2004

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

KazigluBey
Oct 30, 2011

boner

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

soon

Eschers Basement
Sep 13, 2007

by exmarx
This showed up on a friend's windshield while he was at work.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
China is gamifying obedience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHcTKWiZ8sI

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


Eschers Basement posted:

This showed up on a friend's windshield while he was at work.



What's a "Hay Socimlist"? And who's Hillary СДЦД, is she a Russian politician?



Australian troops denying their rum supplies to the enemy during the evacuation of ANZAC cove 100 years ago.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JDkdc246QQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IatwoA00E0

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Eschers Basement posted:

This showed up on a friend's windshield while he was at work.



Don't you know people are laughing at you? Trump 2016!

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

JFairfax posted:



Today I went & stood in front of Trump Tower & held a sign until the police came. Then I went home & wrote Donald a letter. Here it is:

Dear Donald Trump:

You may remember (you do, after all, have a "perfect memory!"), that we met back in November of 1998 in the green room of a talk show where we were both scheduled to appear one afternoon. But just before going on, I was pulled aside by a producer from the show who said that you were "nervous" about being on the set with me. She said you didn't want to be "ripped apart" and you wanted to be reassured I wouldn't "go after you."

"Does he think I'm going to tackle him and put him in a choke hold?" I asked, bewildered.

"No," the producer replied, "he just seems all jittery about you."

"Huh. I've never met the guy. There's no reason for him to be scared," I said. "I really don't know much about him other than he seems to like his name on stuff. I'll talk to him if you want me to."

And so, as you may remember, I did. I went up and introduced myself to you. "The producer says you're worried I might say or do something to you during the show. Hey, no offense, but I barely know who you are. I'm from Michigan. Please don't worry -- we're gonna get along just fine!"

You seemed relieved, then leaned in and said to me, "I just didn't want any trouble out there and I just wanted to make sure that, you know, you and I got along. That you weren't going to pick on me for something ridiculous."

"Pick on" you? I thought, where are we, in 3rd grade? I was struck by how you, a self-described tough guy from Queens, seemed like such a fraidey-cat.

You and I went on to do the show. Nothing untoward happened between us. I didn't pull on your hair, didn't put gum on your seat. "What a wuss," was all I remember thinking as I left the set.

And now, here we are in 2015 and, like many other angry white guys, you are frightened by a bogeyman who is out to get you. That bogeyman, in your mind, are all Muslims. Not just the ones who have killed, but ALL MUSLIMS.

Fortunately, Donald, you and your supporters no longer look like what America actually is today. We are not a country of angry white guys. Here's a statistic that is going to make your hair spin: Eighty-one percent of the electorate who will pick the president next year are either female, people of color, or young people between the ages of 18 and 35. In other words, not you. And not the people who want you leading their country.

So, in desperation and insanity, you call for a ban on all Muslims entering this country. I was raised to believe that we are all each other's brother and sister, regardless of race, creed or color. That means if you want to ban Muslims, you are first going to have to ban me. And everyone else.

We are all Muslim.

Just as we are all Mexican, we are all Catholic and Jewish and white and black and every shade in between. We are all children of God (or nature or whatever you believe in), part of the human family, and nothing you say or do can change that fact one iota. If you don't like living by these American rules, then you need to go to the time-out room in any one of your Towers, sit there, and think about what you've said.

And then leave the rest of us alone so we can elect a real president who is both compassionate and strong -- at least strong enough not to be all whiny and scared of some guy in a ballcap from Michigan sitting next to him on a talk show couch. You're not so tough, Donny, and I'm glad I got to see the real you up close and personal all those years ago.

We are all Muslim. Deal with it.

All my best,
Michael Moore

P.S. I'm asking everyone who reads this letter to go here (http://michaelmoore.com/weareallmuslim), and sign the following statement: "WE ARE ALL MUSLIM" -- and then post a photo of yourself holding a homemade sign saying "WE ARE ALL MUSLIM" on Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram using the hashtag #WeAreAllMuslim. I will post all the photos on my site and send them to you, Mr. Trump. Feel free to join us.

P.P.S. - To sign my statement for #WeAreAllMuslim, go here on my website: http://michaelmoore.com/weareallmuslim
wait...but I'm not muslim? Did someone just turn me INTO A MUSLIM??? IS THIS SHARIA LAW?|??



hope she cracked this kremlin bitch dog's head with her finishing move the Merkel-Raute
that black lab is cool too

Pudding Space
Mar 19, 2014

quote:


hope she cracked this kremlin bitch dog's head with her finishing move the Merkel-Raute
that black lab is cool too

Best part of this? Putin knew Merkel was afraid of dogs. He really is a Bond villain...
But don't let her irrational fears perpetuate the myth of the humourless Teuton. Some German chancellors loved dogs!



Consider this: Hitler's dog, 'Blondi' would have loved him as a master, and (by all accounts) an affectionate companion. A totally innocent creature that loved the 20th century's avatar of evil unconditionally. Blondi died after Hitler ordered that the cyanide capsules he had been given be tested on her first. Merry Christmas everybody!

Pudding Space fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Dec 18, 2015

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Pudding Space posted:

Best part of this? Putin knew Merkel was afraid of dogs. He really is a Bond villain...
But don't let her irrational fears perpetuate the myth of the humourless Teuton. Some German chancellors loved dogs!



Consider this: Hitler's dog, 'Blondi' would have loved him as a master, and (by all accounts) an affectionate companion. A totally innocent creature that loved the 20th century's avatar of evil unconditionally. Blondi died after Hitler ordered that the cyanide capsules he had been given be tested on her first. Merry Christmas everybody!

Hitler killed a dogge?

loving monster <:mad:>

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pudding Space posted:

Best part of this? Putin knew Merkel was afraid of dogs. He really is a Bond villain...
But don't let her irrational fears perpetuate the myth of the humourless Teuton. Some German chancellors loved dogs!


Hitler famously used similar tactics when meeting other leaders too.

Knowing that many of the people he would be negotiating with were smokers, he'd hold meetings in places that smoking was forbidden, and would usually get favorable terms within the hour.

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Eschers Basement posted:

This showed up on a friend's windshield while he was at work.



MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC-XH6RLLC4

Boner Pill Connoisseur
Apr 23, 2002

I took the blue pill.


"Hay Socialist" - is that like a derogatory term for a farmer-labour party representative

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

https://twitter.com/Everdraed/status/677897848235630592

https://gifsound.com/?gif=splicetube.com/sa/primaries.gif&v=IPtn7RIKsYM

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
Gentlemen, we cannot allow genie technology to fall into Daesh's hands!

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budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.



Revenge of the poo poo.

Would vote for Yoda -- like, just the puppet, no puppeteer, no Frank Oz -- over any of these fucksticks.

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