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Catfish Stevens: Jul 9, 2001; WHO DAT? Who gives a damn?

WugLyfe posted:

'Grats on the USAToday plug

That's awesome. Congrats Dave!

# ? Dec 18, 2015 01:37

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# ? May 14, 2024 08:33

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

WHOOPS posted:

Ahaha, Trump really does = ratings no matter what the medium or subject.

yeah, that's pretty much the state of things. a lot of people are addicted to Google trends and will saturate/beat to death a term that gets any traction so they can get mad clix yo.

e. not saying it's bad business, just when something gets rollin' it tends to snowball

GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Dec 18, 2015

# ? Dec 18, 2015 01:37

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Quick Febreeze, do 32 NFL Teams as Adele

# ? Dec 18, 2015 01:51

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

JT Jag posted:

Quick Febreeze, do 32 NFL Teams as Adele

So...combine the British and fat ones?

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:01

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

IcePhoenix posted:

So...combine the British and fat ones?

bro

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:04

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

bro

Bruh...

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:05

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

IcePhoenix posted:

So...combine the British and fat ones?

Never before has so much unflinching realness been condensed into a single post

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:08

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

IcePhoenix posted:

So...combine the British and fat ones?

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:09

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

IcePhoenix posted:

So...combine the British and fat ones?

All 32 logos as good posts. Use this for reference.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:27

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

Why does Trump still wear the lovely toupee anyway, he's an irl Lex Luthor and might as well embrace the baldness too.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:33

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

effectual posted:

Why does Trump still wear the lovely toupee anyway, he's an irl Lex Luthor and might as well embrace the baldness too.

That would imply he was intelligent

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:36

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

effectual posted:

Why does Trump still wear the lovely toupee anyway, he's an irl Lex Luthor and might as well embrace the baldness too.

it's a comb over

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:41

will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

I would wear the hell out of Bucco Trump on a tshirt.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:55

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

effectual posted:

Why does Trump still wear the lovely toupee anyway, he's an irl Lex Luthor and might as well embrace the baldness too.

It's like the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror where Homer gets Snake's hair and it takes over his body, only instead of making him a petty, evil criminal, it

# ? Dec 18, 2015 03:53

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

NC-17 posted:

it's a comb over

The hugest, most luxurious combover in the world

# ? Dec 18, 2015 05:05

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

IcePhoenix posted:

So...combine the British and fat ones?

Goddamn

# ? Dec 18, 2015 05:09

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

All 32 NFL logos as posters

# ? Dec 18, 2015 07:03

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

JT Jag posted:

Serious suggestion: 32 Logos As Girls

(save it for next Breast Cancer Awareness Month)

Who's to say the Jaguar, Panther, Bengal Tiger, Buffalo, Eagle, Osprey, Raven, Falcon, Bronco, Colt, Bear, Americow, Weird Brown Dog, and Dolphin are not female? And can we assign gender to logos that are only text, or refer to intimate objects?

Of all the logos, the only ones that indicate a preferred gender are the Lion, Ram, and Cardinal, the Raiders, the Patriots, Vikings, the Washington team, the old 49ers, old Cowboys alt, the old Bucs, and a few others I'm sure I"m forgetting that had dudes as logos.

The LA Dons. Manliest team. :mic drop:

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Dec 18, 2015

# ? Dec 18, 2015 09:13

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Am I remembering your poo poo wrong febreeze or is this dude stealing your poo poo http://www.nfl.com/photos/0ap2000000323761/0ap2000000323734

# ? Dec 18, 2015 09:59

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

BlindSite posted:

Am I remembering your poo poo wrong febreeze or is this dude stealing your poo poo http://www.nfl.com/photos/0ap2000000323761/0ap2000000323734

Nah, that's just some nerd poo poo. Fbreeze does not have a monopoly on football parodies. Just the good ones.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 10:43

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

Volkerball posted:

# ? Dec 18, 2015 16:28

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Suspect Bucket posted:

Who's to say the Jaguar, Panther, Bengal Tiger, Buffalo, Eagle, Osprey, Raven, Falcon, Bronco, Colt, Bear, Americow, Weird Brown Dog, and Dolphin are not female? And can we assign gender to logos that are only text, or refer to intimate objects?

The old Bills logo pretty much has a cock right on it.
The Dolphin is a hoe for sure though.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 16:48

howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

BlindSite posted:

Am I remembering your poo poo wrong febreeze or is this dude stealing your poo poo http://www.nfl.com/photos/0ap2000000323761/0ap2000000323734

The Yoda ears as Eagle wings was pretty legit.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 16:58

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

pasaluki posted:

The old Bills logo pretty much has a cock right on it.
The Dolphin is a hoe for sure though.

"Flipper", who performed as some Dolphin games, was one of 3 females that played the role. Most captive performing dolphins are quite unfortunately ladies.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 17:09

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

BlindSite posted:

Am I remembering your poo poo wrong febreeze or is this dude stealing your poo poo http://www.nfl.com/photos/0ap2000000323761/0ap2000000323734

I never did the star wars ones. I'm responsible for about 90% of the NFL logos as thing, but there are a few neat ones I've never done. I also never make helmets out of mine because I don't take mine that seriously. Except the westeros thing I did last year.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 17:10

El Patron: Jul 9, 2011; Philly Philly

The Trump logos are loving brilliant mate.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 17:12

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

The Bucco Bruce one is especially glorious.

I still can't believe Trump was this close to buying my team. I can't imagine going from Dick Jauron and an Elder lich/zombie Yoda owner to Donald Trump as owner and Rex Ryan as coach.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 17:29