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My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Kalman posted:

Actual Trump already stumped that Trump.

Watch Trump stump the Trump who stumped the Trump.

Healthcare for all Americans; Obamacare death camps for the rest.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 01:38

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# ? May 26, 2024 23:24

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

if trump actually flips back to that some rich democrat just needs to start up the "socialists for trump" superpac and get that demon word in people's heads.

the "true conservatives staying home" might actually happen.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 01:40

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

shiksa posted:

if trump actually flips back to that some rich democrat just needs to start up the "socialists for trump" superpac and get that demon word in people's heads.

the "true conservatives staying home" might actually happen.

"True conservatism is rounding up all illegal aliens and kicking them out of America, building a Trumpwall on the border, letting in no Syrian immigrants, and banning radical islamists. Trump accepts the support of everyone united for these ends."

# ? Dec 18, 2015 01:43

Farm Frenzy: Jan 3, 2007

so have americans (or at least republican voters) all completely shook off their post-Bush II war weariness in the last like four months

# ? Dec 18, 2015 01:50

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

i wonder how much itd cost to get michael moore to cut an ad for trump

# ? Dec 18, 2015 01:51

Kurt_Cobain: Jul 9, 2001

Who do y'all mean when you say Master Shake

# ? Dec 18, 2015 01:58

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Kurt_Cobain posted:

Who do y'all mean when you say Master Shake

This is a video of the character Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIb4ORefBaE

This is a video of right wing talk radio host Mark Levin's voice added over clips from ATHF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYz0RaZSMsA

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:00

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Kurt_Cobain posted:

Who do y'all mean when you say Master Shake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYz0RaZSMsA
EDIT: FIUIUUUCUK

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:01

Stefan Prodan: Jan 7, 2002; I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!; Grimey Drawer

drat are we that old

Edit: ATHF is like 15 years old now aaaaaaaaaa

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:01

Kurt_Cobain: Jul 9, 2001

That is insane, glad I am unfamiliar with Levin. Almost can't believe how well that works.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:03

Mc Do Well: Aug 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Farm Frenzy posted:

so have americans (or at least republican voters) all completely shook off their post-Bush II war weariness in the last like four months

It depends on how gullible they are and how much television they consume.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:03

StevePerry: Sep 5, 2003; don't stop believin

Kurt_Cobain posted:

That is insane, glad I am unfamiliar with both ATHF and Levin. Almost can't believe how well that works.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:06

StevePerry: Sep 5, 2003; don't stop believin

Trump hasn't even started advertising yet. He may not even need to.
You know how much you see of him now? Imagine when he pays people to stick him in front of you.
Children will be told stories of how they were conceived during a Trump ad.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:08

Patter Song: Mar 26, 2010; Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.; Fun Shoe

So some people here might not be aware of this, even though this "news" is from 1988.

http://articles.latimes.com/1988-08-17/news/mn-655_1_pride

quote:

Bush Defends 'Little Brown Ones' Term for Grandchildren, Tells 'Pride and Love'
August 17, 1988|Associated Press

NEW ORLEANS � A bristling Vice President George Bush today defended his description of his three Mexican-American grandchildren as "the little brown ones," saying, "This heart knows nothing but pride and love" for the children.

"For anyone to suggest that that comment of pride is anything other than what it was, I find it personally offensive," Bush said at a news conference with his running mate, Sen. Dan Quayle of Indiana.

Bush on Tuesday introduced his grandchildren to President Reagan at a brief airport meeting.

"These are Jebby's kids from Florida, the little brown ones," the vice president said. The three youngsters are the children of Bush's son, Jeb, and his Mexican-born wife, Columba.

"Those grandchildren are my pride and joy, and when I say pride, I mean it," Bush said today.

"I don't want to see these kids hurt and they weren't hurt by what I said, and if they're hurt by misinterpretation, that isn't fair and I don't like it," he said.

"This is my family and I'm going to protect them. . . . This heart knows nothing but pride and love for those three children, and you're going to see them with me every inch of the way."

Mixed Latino Reaction

Bush's "little brown ones" comment drew a mixed reaction among Latinos.

Roy Barrera Jr., a Latino delegate to the Republican National Convention from San Antonio, said Bush's comment was a "remark of sincere affection" that shouldn't be taken out of context.

The former district judge said there is "nothing at all vulgar or insidious or disrespectful about being brown or being black. It is simply just a description."

But in Los Angeles, Al Belmontez, vice president of one of the local labor chapters of the Mexican-American Political Assn., said Bush's remark reflected insensitivity.

"Just saying that means he knows they're different. He didn't say, 'Those are my grandchildren.' He didn't just refer to the kids by their names," Belmontez said. "That just shows that he's . . . insensitive."

Belmontez said it is unlikely that the remark will affect Bush's standing with members of his own party.

"Republicans will support him no matter what," Belmontez said.

Treasury Secretary James A. Baker III, Bush's campaign chairman, told reporters, "The vice president is extremely proud of the fact that his grandchildren are 50% Hispanic."

Just a bonus for the more historically-minded of you.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:09

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

iPhone

Apple Watch

Macbook Pro, Baby

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:26

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

I haven't seen this posted yet

https://vine.co/v/im177AlO0BV

mods plz sticky this onto the first post of every page of this thread

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:30

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Joementum posted:

This is a video of right wing talk radio host Mark Levin's voice added over clips from ATHF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYz0RaZSMsA

Its not even just the voice. I can totally imagine mastershake saying that stuff himself.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:31

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Rocks posted:

I haven't seen this posted yet

https://vine.co/v/im177AlO0BV

mods plz sticky this onto the first post of every page of this thread

Jeb!'s getting excited!

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:33

StevePerry: Sep 5, 2003; don't stop believin

Rocks posted:

I haven't seen this posted yet

https://vine.co/v/im177AlO0BV

mods plz sticky this onto the first post of every page of this thread

It has been, but you're right there's no shame in bringing it up once per page. A good vine.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:36

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Ted Cruz picked up the mother of all christiandom

James Motherfuckin Dobson

quote:

�Ted Cruz�s record on religious liberty, life, and marriage is second to none in this Republican field,� Dobson said. �I have met with the senator on multiple occasions: he is brilliant, articulate, and informed. Shirley and I have been praying for a leader such as this, and we are confident that Ted Cruz has the moral and spiritual foundations to lead our nation with excellence. Speaking as private individuals, we urge conservatives and people of faith to join us in supporting his race for the presidency.�

The big get would have to be both Billy Grahm and Franklin Grahm.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:41

StevePerry: Sep 5, 2003; don't stop believin

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Ted Cruz picked up the mother of all christiandom

James Motherfuckin Dobson

The big get would have to be both Billy Grahm and Franklin Grahm.

This was also posted.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:44

The Real Paddy: Aug 21, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

My Imaginary GF posted:

What about "replace Obamacare with national healthcare" Trump?

Look folks, do we want to win this election or what? The other side, some of them are good people, okay? Not the leadership, they're incompetent. But the voters, some of them are good people. We have to win. We HAVE to win! We cannot let Hillary win. And so, what I'm going to do here is, I'm taking ideas that, and don't kid yourselves folks, our tent? Mitt Romney? He made it smaller. It's actually been shrinking...shrinking! I'm going to make the tent bigger, okay? We need a bigger tent. We need a bigger tent. So, what I'm doing is, I'm taking some ideas, that some of these good people like, but I'm making them conservative! Okay? I'm making them conservative. There are conservative versions out there, folks. We HAVE to win! Who do you want to be president, Hillary, or TRUMP! And I promise you, this country will be so much better off when I'm president instead of Hillary, you won't even believe it.

Yes, he can swing to the center.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:53

Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

Patter Song posted:

So some people here might not be aware of this, even though this "news" is from 1988.

http://articles.latimes.com/1988-08-17/news/mn-655_1_pride

Just a bonus for the more historically-minded of you.

Actually I'm gonna defend Jeb on this won, worrying about terms he calls his grand kids is a total non starter

Once you're in an interracial relationship you get to be a little loose with your terminology

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:54

Kalman: Jan 17, 2010

Zelder posted:

Actually I'm gonna defend Jeb on this won, worrying about terms he calls his grand kids is a total non starter

Once you're in an interracial relationship you get to be a little loose with your terminology

It was HW that said "little brown ones".

That said, yeah, whatever, it seemed like a dumb remark that was a little insensitive but not some kind of "gently caress those kids for being brown" moment.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 03:09

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Zelder posted:

Actually I'm gonna defend Jeb on this won, worrying about terms he calls his grand kids is a total non starter

Once you're in an interracial relationship you get to be a little loose with your terminology

It wasn't Jeb! describing his spawn as little brown ones.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 03:09

Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

Oh never mind then. All those bushes, they look the same to me, you know?

# ? Dec 18, 2015 03:50

WhiskeyJuvenile: Feb 15, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Dec 18, 2015 03:54

Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

I'm grading grandpa on a curve, "little brown ones" is a solid b+

# ? Dec 18, 2015 03:55

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

let's face it guys, jebs a loving homer and should drop out. god i hate him

# ? Dec 18, 2015 03:58

Kurt_Cobain: Jul 9, 2001

Decent headline I came across

Jeb Bush (Jr.) Has a Very Bright Political Future

# ? Dec 18, 2015 04:00

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Rocks posted:

let's face it guys, jebs a loving homer and should drop out. god i hate him

No, he's a Millhouse. He even looks like a Millhouse.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 04:13

Skellybones: May 31, 2011; Fun Shoe

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

*rules of nature play in the distance*

# ? Dec 18, 2015 04:20

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

Skellybones posted:

*rules of nature play in the distance*

Don't gently caress with this Senator.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 04:42

AARP LARPer: Feb 19, 2005; THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR; Buglord

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jan 22, 2016

# ? Dec 18, 2015 04:47

Cactus: Jun 24, 2006

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

Same here. He is such a loving goober that I would normally get angry that he's still hunching his shoulders on the campaign trail and wasting everyone's time with his faux tough guy routine, but then I remember that for every day he stays in another couple armfulls of his supporters' cash gets flushed down the toilet.

So why is he staying, being allowed to waste all that money, when it's clear to anyone with functioning eyes and ears he stands no chance now. Is it as simple a thing as sunk cost fallacy at work?

# ? Dec 18, 2015 04:57