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Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Psychotic Weasel posted:

Why do you think everyone is sleeping alone in the middle of a double/queen size bed?

I think you may have misunderstood his post.

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Ambrose Burnside
Aug 30, 2007

pensive

Psychotic Weasel posted:

Why do you think everyone is sleeping alone in the middle of a double/queen size bed? Though personally I'd be more worried about sleeping in the models that have mattresses 5 feet above the floor. Roll out of bed by mistake or get up in the middle of the night to take a leak without remembering where you are - better hope you don't land on your head. I'd be more worried about breaking my neck than being buried alive.

I do love the Chinese knock off version that has a sleeping couple suddenly swung into each other though. Waking up to a shaking room with your SO about to smash into your face while you have this sudden falling sensation and a klaxon is blaring in the background? Good luck springing into action like that.

that chinese one is goofy but it has the virtue of tumbling absolutely everything on the bed safely into the middle of the vault with a mechanism that wont cause injury on its own, instead of just gambling on people sleeping dead center in bed or else they lose a limb. also it actually exists and is merely "a huge bed" instead of "a part of the dwelling's actual construction

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rebel Blob posted:

I think that might have been this, which seems like someone's tank-based power fantasy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VXJNjWdnHM

Take that GDI! *mission accomplished*

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

chitoryu12 posted:

Even better, it looks like the entire brass casing is either combusting or the whole round is being flung.

The only thing that makes any sense is they're supposed to be rockets.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Rebel Blob posted:

I think that might have been this, which seems like someone's tank-based power fantasy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VXJNjWdnHM



Shooting the whole bullet casing and all is much more efficient.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
that's obviously a tiny rocket

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
I love his videos. Complexity for complexity's sake, unburdened by any understanding of material properties.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Glad to see Aperture is still trying for military contracts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGPIQ72-2Vg

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

GotLag posted:

I love his videos. Complexity for complexity's sake, unburdened by any understanding of material properties.

if his videos don't take off he can snag a job as a US defense contractor

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

GotLag posted:

I love his videos. Complexity for complexity's sake, unburdened by any understanding of material properties.

The rack of bombs in the video is actually a pretty neat idea....if we were still carpet bombing.

Like it would have been really neat in the 1960s or something. Instead, the plane would just get blown out of the sky from beyond visual range before it even got the door open.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

chitoryu12 posted:

The rack of bombs in the video is actually a pretty neat idea....if we were still carpet bombing.

Like it would have been really neat in the 1960s or something. Instead, the plane would just get blown out of the sky from beyond visual range before it even got the door open.

Assuming those bombs are in the 1,000-pound class (though they look closer in size to 2,000 pounders), he's got the plane loaded up with nearly 450,000 pounds of weaponry. A C-5 Galaxy at maximum capacity can carry 270,000 pounds of payload.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

chitoryu12 posted:

Even better, it looks like the entire brass casing is either combusting or the whole round is being flung.

It's like a modern day slinger and the tanks are archers and im playing age of empires so obvs it works

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Sagebrush posted:

Assuming those bombs are in the 1,000-pound class (though they look closer in size to 2,000 pounders), he's got the plane loaded up with nearly 450,000 pounds of weaponry. A C-5 Galaxy at maximum capacity can carry 270,000 pounds of payload.

That's why they had to switch to tiny useless tanks, duh.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

uPen posted:

Shooting the whole bullet casing and all is much more efficient.

"We give you 65% more bullet, per bullet!"

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

"I'm sure those mirror-covered solar panels will keep them charged and invisible!"

MIRRORS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

Noshtane
Nov 22, 2007

The fish itself incites to deeds of hunger
Somewhere out there is a C-17 loadmaster crying after seeing that video, horrified beyond belief thinking about what those boxes with bombs and tanks would do to his center of gravity in flight.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
No need to wonder, this is what happens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lksDISvCmNI

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


GotLag posted:

No need to wonder, this is what happens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lksDISvCmNI

Apparantly it was taking military cargo (I'm assuming vehicles or tanks or something) and they weren't secured properly and when it took off they all shifted to the back and absolutely hosed the hydraulics on the plane up as well as the trim, rendering it completely uncontrollable.

Secure your loads!!!

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Yep.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Airlines_Flight_102

quote:

On 2 June 2013, investigators from the Ministry of Transport and Civil Aviation of Afghanistan confirmed the load shift hypothesis: three armoured vehicles and two mine-sweeping vehicles, totalling 80 tons of weight, had not been properly secured. At least one armored vehicle had come loose and rolled backwards against the airplane's rear bulkhead, damaging the bulkhead. This also crippled key hydraulic systems and damaged the horizontal stabilizer components, which rendered the airplane uncontrollable. Control of the aircraft was therefore lost, with the abnormal pitch-up rotation, stall and crash to the ground ensuing.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



It's been done

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

While the technology is equivalent to the drawings I did in the back of my school books at at age 9, you can't deny that it is slickly animated.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
There's also this thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kVhurg5b9U

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Is it just the one guy making all these videos, or is it like that taiwanese news station except for russian inventors

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
^ :cawg:


I love this. Instead of less lovely engines, let's add a complex system with lots and lots of failure points that incidentally (at least) halves cargo/passenger capacity.

SynthOrange posted:

Is it just the one guy making all these videos, or is it like that taiwanese news station except for russian inventors
Dahir Insaat appears to just be one dude who is good at CG and bad at engineering. Maybe he's a multimedia student or something?

GotLag fucked around with this message at 12:29 on Dec 18, 2015

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkrO9uYF7Hs

lmao

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I did the same thing when I ws a small child. I sent a letter to NASA, telling them they should be sending astonauts to the outer planets, and I included schematics for a space ship with extra oxygen because I thought the major problem with space travel was running out of air.

Except I was like ten years old and so couldn't be blamed for the "oh this problem is so easy to solve, you must be stupid!" mentality.


e: they were really, really cool about it by the way. They sent back a nice letter and heaps of photos and space stuff. I wish I knew where it all was

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
When I was a kid I drew up an aluminium recycling plant, powered by nuclear fusion. It was most efficient: the helium produced was to be captured and used to fill party balloons.

Maybe with this kind of slick CG I could still sell it :v:

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

GotLag posted:

No need to wonder, this is what happens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lksDISvCmNI

Here is a better version of the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XpojLYBNyc

nollij
Aug 30, 2006

Wait, wait, wait...

When did this happen?!?

Three-Phase posted:

https://www.selinc.com/RotarySwitches/

Here ya go. SEL also has out-fricken-standing warranties on it's products.

Got a couple of those. They are more "horse cock" than pistol grip. So now we have pecker heads and horse cocks...

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

I like the rapid-deployment of the two-star's house is in the first minute of this poo poo.

"Yes, sir, your TOC can be set up just as quickly as your pre-fab brick and lumber house complete with upper deck and balcony."

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Robo Reagan posted:

that's obviously a tiny rocket

I thought that too, but the rounds have what look like badly rendered primer pockets.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

JB50 posted:

I think tank shells need a barrel to fire. Its like shooting a bullet with no barrel or breech for that matter. It could go anywhere.

did they just forget that infra-red cameras exist?

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

I remember that episode of Top Gear.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

SmokaDustbowl posted:

did they just forget that infra-red cameras exist?

Im sure nobody would notice all those parachutes raining down either. :rolleyes:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Be careful around nailguns. Always wear eye protection.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
For example, not clicking on that link is a good way to protect your eyes from the horror that lurks within

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

did they just forget that infra-red cameras exist?

I would say yes, since the Predator's camera feed only shows a visible image. Painting your tanks RealTree doesn't really help against a thermal imager.

I wonder if he considered what happens if the parachute lands on top of the solar panels.

ExecuDork
Feb 25, 2007

We might be fucked, sir.
Fallen Rib

It's just not a good idea to give some people the finger.

Like roofers, apparently.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

And may the odds be ever in your favor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHNbrIPFMY4

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