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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Cold Chiesl are ridiculously good live. The Last Stand of the Entertainment Centre loving rooooocked!

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Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Between 3 weeks of not smoking weed and using the drink I should be good. I really want this loving job.

December 4 minus 3 weeks = November 13. Thanksgiving was on November 26.

You gave yourself a 1 week window and are surprised that you failed.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Yea last time I had to do a piss test I was still failing at like 45 days. Given at the time I was a 24/7 smoker but yea, it took forever to get clean. When I took the whiz quiz (50 days I think?) I just used one of those drinks where you chug it, piss, chug water then take the test and I passed.

e: at 45 days I was failing the home tests you get at the head shop, lol

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Apparently I'm some sort of magnet for unsatisfied girlfriends

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

kastein posted:

- an rear end load of inspection tickets (I make bad choices)

Holy hell is the Commonwealth a PITA when it comes to this. During my early driving days I had quite a few failed/overdue inspections tickets, I think its worse then speeding when it comes to damage on insurance. While I do think inspections are a good idea, I've been to a few inspection stations that are shady as gently caress and are like this, this and this needs to be replaced to pass. Then you take it to another shop and nothing is said and you get your little sticker. Makes me wonder if the RMV is bothering actually go out and find the shady shops.

Before all of the electronic monitoring it was nice to give the guy $50 and get a sticker on some of my previous poo poo heaps.

KennyLoggins fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Dec 17, 2015

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
SAC you are gonna get clean for the test, then maybe last like three weeks before you smoke again lol. Someone around you is gonna light up and trigger the poo poo out of you

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

Fart Pipe posted:

Yea last time I had to do a piss test I was still failing at like 45 days. Given at the time I was a 24/7 smoker but yea, it took forever to get clean. When I took the whiz quiz (50 days I think?) I just used one of those drinks where you chug it, piss, chug water then take the test and I passed.

e: at 45 days I was failing the home tests you get at the head shop, lol
I kept on smoking, spent $50 on some fake urine, and didn't sweat it. EZ.

This was for FedEx, driving around a big heavy truck.

Cage fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Dec 17, 2015

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


Nodoze posted:

SAC you are gonna get clean for the test, then maybe last like three weeks before you smoke again lol. Someone around you is gonna light up and trigger the poo poo out of you

Nah that's never been the issue. My roomies smoke maybe 2 or 3 blunts a night in front of me. The issue is bordem. I've recently just been spending my weed money on coins and silver hobby.

Anyways if you guys don't hear from me for a while after tonight its because I drove off a cliff.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Dudes, this is how well my date went on Monday.

On the way back to my friends house he asked me if my car was a stick shift and if he could drive it. I said yes and yes. Little did I know that he had no idea how to drive one. He was bouncing it off the rev limiter and spinning the tires, asking me where the gears were enough that I just told him when to push in the clutch and I shifted for him. It smelled like clutch so bad that we had to roll the windows down. I was laughing my rear end off the whole time while this song was playing. I just found my Rushmore soundtrack earlier that day. Even if this doesnt work out Ill always remember that moment forever cause it was awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_xwnb3cymc

Thats when I knew I was in love.

He also agreed to a second date today :3:

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
If that was how my date went I'd be mad as hell but hey if you had fun. I have no problems if someone wants to learn on my car but if they're spinning tires and making the clutch smoke then its back to the passenger seat, that doesn't sound "cute" to me.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

KennyLoggins posted:

Holy hell is the Commonwealth a PITA when it comes to this. During my early driving days I had quite a few failed/overdue inspections tickets, I think its worse then speeding when it comes to damage on insurance. While I do think inspections are a good idea, I've been to a few inspection stations that are shady as gently caress and are like this, this and this needs to be replaced to pass. Then you take it to another shop and nothing is said and you get your little sticker. Makes me wonder if the RMV is bothering actually go out and find the shady shops.

Before all of the electronic monitoring it was nice to give the guy $50 and get a sticker on some of my previous poo poo heaps.

It's loving stupid, but I just get my poo poo boxes inspected these days. I know of a small local station that passes drat near anything rust-wise that isn't visible without crawling underneath, they usually fail me first try for a wheel bearing or a balljoint or a silly exhaust leak or something, then I fix it in their parking lot and they pass it. That plus the fact that I'm not buying any more rusty cars after the current rotbox fleet succumbs to oxidation should keep me rolling for the forseeable future.

The red toilet XJ was a millstone around my neck for several years. It was the least visibly sketchy vehicle I owned, I HAD to use it to get to work as I couldn't afford anything to replace it (that wasn't at least as bad as it), and no joke it was uninspectable for a different stupid, bullshit reason every week or two for the better part of two years. During that time I was completely hosed from every side, especially because I can't bring myself to accept help or handouts of any kind, being very independent minded.

Still can't believe the same goddamn state trooper pulled me over and ticketed me twice in two weekends - each time on the mass pike* (who the gently caress gets an inspection ticket on the mass pike when driving at the speed of traffic with no bad bulbs? twice in two weeks? this guy) on a Friday night DUI pretense stop. First time I had everything fixed except the windshield, which had been rock blasted before I got a chance to get it inspected, next time, I'd had the windshield replaced and it had been cracked by a different rock in a different place within 24 hours. I swear that jeep was cursed.

Then I discovered it was VIN swapped by the guy who sold it to me (according to autocheck, the original VIN was flagged as a total loss, so I think he just didn't feel like going through a salvage inspection), and the fact that it was cursed started making sense. Twice the VINs, twice the jeep curse... :argh: gently caress that pile of poo poo car.

* e: for those not familiar, it's basically impossible to get pulled over on the mass pike unless you're swerving everywhere, doing at least 90mph, have no license plates, or a few bulbs out. It's like 150 miles of police-approved mad max drag strip.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Nah that's never been the issue. My roomies smoke maybe 2 or 3 blunts a night in front of me. The issue is bordem. I've recently just been spending my weed money on coins and silver hobby.

Anyways if you guys don't hear from me for a while after tonight its because I drove off a cliff.

USE SOMEBODY'S CLEAN PISS ALWAYS NO EXCEPTION IF YOU ARE A REGULAR SMOKER DUMBASS

Either that or don't smoke weed if you can't hold a job for more than a year, Jesus.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



I'm pretty sure if you're breathing second hand weed smoke, you're going to fail a piss test anyhow.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Cage posted:

If that was how my date went I'd be mad as hell but hey if you had fun. I have no problems if someone wants to learn on my car but if they're spinning tires and making the clutch smoke then its back to the passenger seat, that doesn't sound "cute" to me.

Like one of my friends just said, "clutches can be replaced, experiences cant"

Its just a cheap lovely ebay clutch that I got cause I bought the car with a bad engine and I didnt know if anything else was wrong with it. And I have an extra one that came with the engine I put in thats like brand new.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Nodoze posted:

Apparently I'm some sort of magnet for unsatisfied girlfriends

Well clearly your lot in life is to go satisfy them! :quagmire:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Super Aggro Crag posted:

Nah that's never been the issue. My roomies smoke maybe 2 or 3 blunts a night in front of me. The issue is bordem. I've recently just been spending my weed money on coins and silver hobby.

Anyways if you guys don't hear from me for a while after tonight its because I drove off a cliff.

Secondhand exposure is not helping you pass the test either.

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


You think so? I was always under the impression that second hand smoke doesn't do dick.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


InitialDave posted:

That's not unethical, or lying. It's how you're meant to write a CV. No one wants to employ the guy who unfucks the area manager's pornbox, they want the guy who maintains business-critical IT infrastructure on both a planned maintenance and reactive basis, liaising with staff at both a departmental and corporate level to integrate solutions efficiently and in line with standard company practice - said practice being something you take an active role in improving through regular feedback from the user base and weekly meetings within your department, documenting the resulting monthly policy updates across your managed site(s).

Everyone knows this means "smack the wanker's user permissions down to North Korean levels and take a dump in his desk drawer, repeat when the loving clownshoe finds a new and interesting way to utterly tit everything up and screams at you to fix it" - they just don't say it.

PICNIC: Problem In Chair, Not In Computer.

Yeah, totally stealing that for my resume.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

kastein posted:

* e: for those not familiar, it's basically impossible to get pulled over on the mass pike unless you're swerving everywhere, doing at least 90mph, have no license plates, or a few bulbs out. It's like 150 miles of police-approved mad max drag strip.

If your not doing 80 mph on the pike your doing it wrong and get the hell out of the way!

The only other road like the pike where its free reign to speed almost with impunity is the Merritt RaceParkway.

I had a shop fail me for "bad rear shocks" which were working fine on my 92 Town Car and then told me you can't drive with a safety failed inspection sticker hinting that he could fix it there and now and I said no and drove off. Went to another non shady shop and nothing was said of the failed item. Had to pay for the inspection again but screw dishonest shops.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you

MrChips posted:

Well clearly your lot in life is to go satisfy them! :quagmire:

I do, I guess I have a reputation now

literally a fish
Oct 2, 2014

German officer Johannes Bolter peeks out the hatch of his Tiger I heavy tank during a quiet moment before the Battle of Kursk - c:1943 (colorized)
Slippery Tilde

Super Aggro Crag posted:

You think so? I was always under the impression that second hand smoke doesn't do dick.

The tests are RIDICULOUSLY sensitive. If you're blazing it every day, it'll take 45+ days to clear out, and 2nd hand smoke will at the very least slow it down.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

KennyLoggins posted:

If your not doing 80 mph on the pike your doing it wrong and get the hell out of the way!

The only other road like the pike where its free reign to speed almost with impunity is the Merritt RaceParkway.

I had a shop fail me for "bad rear shocks" which were working fine on my 92 Town Car and then told me you can't drive with a safety failed inspection sticker hinting that he could fix it there and now and I said no and drove off. Went to another non shady shop and nothing was said of the failed item. Had to pay for the inspection again but screw dishonest shops.

Not quite, speed of traffic on i95 (55 zone) was 85 this morning. At one point earlier in my life I did 85 on i95 with a bad inspection sticker, no trailer lights, and a trailer in the left lane and an undercover cop flicked their lights at me just long enough to get me out of their way so they could continue doing 90 in a 55, then waved as they went by.

As for safety failed inspection stickers, it's actually not legal to drive on them and mass law states they can impound your shitbox or ticket you for it if they catch you. Generally if you don't have a bad record they'll let you go with a warning though. It's only emissions failures they allow you to drive on, and only for 60 days. So since none of my cars are subject to emissions anymore, if I fail it's for safety and I just fix it in their parking lot and have it reinspected same day or next day, it's not worth the risk of driving it home and back.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Cold Chiesl are ridiculously good live. The Last Stand of the Entertainment Centre loving rooooocked!

Songs that Ian Moss sings for the band, like "When the War is Over" and "Bow River" are timeless.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Super Aggro Crag posted:

I failed my loving piss test. What the gently caress.

Habitual bad decision maker gets bit in the rear end by own habits.

Film at 11.

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

You Am I posted:

Songs that Ian Moss sings for the band, like "When the War is Over" and "Bow River" are timeless.

Agree, I like them the best too.
The only exception/Barnes song that I still like is goodbye (astrid goodbye) and that's because of don walker going nuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2iBucFF0Pw

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



Saw the Force Awakens.

It owns. Go see it.

Don't read spoilers because theyre really worth not knowing about until you're in the proper moment.

E: I loving love bb-8. He's not R2, but he's the poo poo.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

kastein posted:

Still can't believe the same goddamn state trooper pulled me over and ticketed me twice in two weekends - each time on the mass pike* (who the gently caress gets an inspection ticket on the mass pike when driving at the speed of traffic with no bad bulbs? twice in two weeks? this guy) on a Friday night DUI pretense stop.

* e: for those not familiar, it's basically impossible to get pulled over on the mass pike unless you're swerving everywhere, doing at least 90mph, have no license plates, or a few bulbs out. It's like 150 miles of police-approved mad max drag strip.

I got pulled coming up to the toll station at Sturbridge to get onto the Pike. He said it was a 50 in a 40. It's not like I was gonna suddenly speed up and run the toll.

I fear driving at night with one bulb out and no front plate, but def not on the Pike.

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

BloodBag posted:

Saw the Force Awakens.

It owns. Go see it.

Don't read spoilers because theyre really worth not knowing about until you're in the proper moment.

E: I loving love bb-8. He's not R2, but he's the poo poo.

It's seriously loving amazing.

I think I got something in my eye, though.

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

That's good to hear, I already bought my tickets for Monday as I'm still unemployed and my daughter's christmas break starts after tomorrow. I figured I'd avoid the crowds but two of the shows already had the good seats taken, one was full except for the front row. I guess buzz is good because my local theater is showing it 27 times a day, 15 in 3D and 12 regular. Fun times.

And I will say, being able to reserve seats has got me back in the theaters. Otherwise I'd wait till it came out on disc, I used to hate going to the movies.

LloydDobler fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Dec 18, 2015

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

It's good. A bit of a rehash, a bit predictable. But good.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

wallaka posted:

It's good. A bit of a rehash, a bit predictable. But good.

A bit???

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

Well, a lot. Still better than any of the prequels, though that's a mighty short bar.

General_Failure
Apr 17, 2005

kastein posted:

Not quite, speed of traffic on i95 (55 zone) was 85 this morning. At one point earlier in my life I did 85 on i95 with a bad inspection sticker, no trailer lights, and a trailer in the left lane and an undercover cop flicked their lights at me just long enough to get me out of their way so they could continue doing 90 in a 55, then waved as they went by.

As an Australian this poo poo blows my mind. They can and will nail you for any minor infringement, real or imagined. I swear I see a police vehicle every 5-10 minutes when I'm on the road. Even on middle of nowhere stretches of highway. Please note that highways in Australia can even be single lane dirt roads, but usually poorly sealed two lane roads, with or without lines. I think it's just because they go from place to place rather than service the bits in between.

Unrelated but I keep losing the Rav4. It's so goddamn generic it's like camouflage. Not from the police though. A few weeks ago I got breathalyzed twice in two minutes. Or rather the second one didn't bother because I told him I haven't had anything to drink since I was breathalyzed a couple of minutes ago. The second one was a big trap too. They had up sham roadwork 40km/h signs with a speed camera on a tripod right behind it. just after it they had a large setup where they were stopping and testing everybody on the road.

On the way home I tried to avoid it by going a back way across the border, but sure enough there they were set up right on the border again. loving Victoria, seriously. I hate police roadblocks. made me late more than once.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Pulled over for the first time (since the original three day odyssey) in the bus!

Allegedly "license plate light out." Said statement was true (I fixed it the second I got home, PO painted black over the license plate light lens) but I think he just saw a guy load 4 six-packs of beer into a ratty VW bus at nearly 0200 at a walmart and decided to take action. No ticket, but there's always that little "poo is coming out" moment when he lights you up.

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



wallaka posted:

Well, a lot. Still better than any of the prequels, though that's a mighty short bar.

This movie felt like it was made by a fan of the series, particularly the Original Trilogy. So many little nods to the originals with brief shots, transitions, etc. I like the new faces and how they were introduced. After this movie, and having been a fan since I was a small child...I feel like Lucas spat in my face as a fan with the prequel trilogy. This one was great fan service. I felt like I was reunited with my family. I'm sad they axed the extended universe though.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Rhyno posted:

A bit???

And who cares? Sure as gently caress I dont, I havent felt as utterly amazed by a movie since I was 8.... no coincidence that was also when I first saw Star Wars.

I have no idea if Fury Road or The Force Awakens is better and frankly I dont care. What a bloody amazing experience both of them are!

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


BloodBag posted:

I feel like Lucas spat in my face as a fan with the prequel trilogy. This one was great fan service. I felt like I was reunited with my family. I'm sad they axed the extended universe though.

I never really adored the original three as a kid and even I thought the prequels were utterly terrible in every single way.

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


I made a horrible mistake and clicked on a random thread in GBS, and had a big plot point spoiled for me. I was trying to wait until next week when the majority of superfans were done crowding the theaters too.

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
actually (⚠ lool contrarian opinion alert ⚠ close your eyes kastein) I think the prequels are Not Bad and although the first film is fairly weak, the other two are pretty good. They do an excellent job of flushing out the much hinted at back story from the original trilogy and furthermore I always enjoyed the fact that when the first six films are taken as a whole the story shifts from being about lukes heroes journey to being about the rise and fall and eventual redemption of anakin

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NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Think I'll marathon the originals and maybe the prequels with my brother next week then go see the new one mid week once the crowds have died down. Here's hoping I can avoid any big spoilers until then. Someone mentioned some 'optimal viewing order' a while ago but I can't remember where I saw it, may try to dig that up.

Went to bed early, woke up way too early. Been in the office since 5:15 and I'm basically done with all the poo poo I needed to finish today before leaving for vacation. Brought the jambox so I can play the 70's k-mart Christmas tunes for the office.

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