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Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

EmmyOk posted:

How do we still not know Fedor's opponent, it's like 2 weeks away.

His Yarennoka opponent was announced on December 13th so this isn't that unusual.

I hope it's someone really stupid and ridiculous and not just some mediocre heavyweight that no one has heard about.

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Fedor's opponent should be announced on friday on their middle of the night tv show.

Also, the Brazilian commission has just discovered that a coach and several fighters have been falsifying medical exams to save money: http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/15/10214358/cabmma-discovers-series-of-frauds-by-mma-fighters-during-secret

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
in a turn of events, fedor is instead booked to serve badr hari a 10-course french dinner without provoking his ire. can his steely reserved demeanor get the job done, or will hari open palm slam him in the face when the bread course includes only a selection of cheeses and no paté?

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I would definitely watch Badr vs Fedor

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Triticum Guzzler posted:

we should have a guess the can contest

maybe they'll put him in there with a mokujin style guy made out of actual cans

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

I.N.R.I posted:

maybe they'll put him in there with a mokujin style guy made out of actual cans

lol

http://www.wsof.com/2015/12/wsof-unveils-new-logo-announces-opening-of-nyc-office/ this story is cool because 1. the page has 3 different logos on it at the same time now and b) because the new logo looks like they got it from sa-mart

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

I.N.R.I posted:

maybe they'll put him in there with a mokujin style guy made out of actual cans

loving lmao

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Fedor's saying it's not a rematch (Millen doesn't know poo poo about poo poo), the Chinese are saying it's Vitaly Minakov (doubt it) and Shigeru Saeki (DEEP president and former matchmaker/pr director for PRIDE Bushido) is trying to promote some of his other fat dudes and "leaking" blatantly made up matches to journalists

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
the japanese version of cortxbomb is promoting the rizin ppv by "rapping" about vernon tiger white, etc. it's the worst thing i've ever heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dLfsKxYSpA

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Fedor's saying it's not a rematch (Millen doesn't know poo poo about poo poo), the Chinese are saying it's Vitaly Minakov (doubt it) and Shigeru Saeki (DEEP president and former matchmaker/pr director for PRIDE Bushido) is trying to promote some of his other fat dudes and "leaking" blatantly made up matches to journalists

Like Fedor vs Aerts?

https://twitter.com/grizzlyedwin/status/677516716952428544

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Fedor's gonna get some flowers and a statuette instead of a match. Maybe even make a short speech.

Sprecherscrow
Dec 20, 2009
They should get that sumo Cro Cop armbarred 3 years ago.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

I heard that but I'm not convinced it's related. I'm pretty sure there's a Hoost Cup event soon, and Hoost was there for one of their press conferences too, and he's not fighting. PLease god

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
CRO COP CRO COP CRO COP CRO COP

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


david carmichael posted:

CRO COP CRO COP CRO COP CRO COP

Is no rematch. Rematch is when Fedor fights a man Fedor has before fought. The Fedor who fought Cro Cop is not the same Fedor who fights today; the Cro Cop who fought Fedor is not the same Cro Cop who fights today. We have had fights, we have learned, we have grown as fighters and martial artists and men. Not a rematch. At most, is continuation.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
WSOF 26 tomorrow featuring basically nothing notable except a few lovely ex UFC vets.


Fight Card
Lance Palmer (c) vs. Alexandre de Almeida
Ozzy Dugulubgov vs. Nic Herron-Webb
Josh Hill vs. Bekbulat Magomedov
Sheymon Moraes vs. Robbie Peralta
Clinton Williams vs. Jake Heun

Preliminary Card (WSOF.com)
Abubakar Nurmagomedov vs. Danny Davis Jr.
Hakeem Dawodu vs. Marat Magomedov
Giga Chikadze vs. Gil Guardado
Kelvin Tiller vs. Andreas Spĺng

Disappointed that my boy Hakeem didn't crack the main card, he's one of the hotter Canadian featherweight prospects at the moment. They've run out of scrubs in NA that would agree to fight him and they're not offering him name fights yet (or those guys are turning him down) so they've got him up against some random undefeated Dagestani dude who's 7-0 against regional competition but I can't find any info about other than one video of him in some amateur competition against the Puncher King. Hope he doesn't get wrestled, but I've been saying that for every single one of his fights and so far he's been just fine. Dagestani wrestlers scare the poo poo outta me tho.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

It looks like the guy that wrote this is now reporting that WSOF is letting Abdel Aziz go

https://twitter.com/MIKERUSSELLMMA/status/677341212119080960

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
if you're dumb enough to want to watch a press conference announcing a lovely fight that's sure to be the worst thing since VADIM............. VADIM! [dogs bark in the distance] then in 3 hours it'll be live here http://www.rizinff.com/en/live20151218

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
it's jaideep :cripes:

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
Jaideep is lucky, Mr. K-1 Himself, Peter Aerts, came out to Japan to help him train for Fedor



edit: Cool production quality, you can really see that this is a high budget promotion.

afatwhiteloaf fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Dec 18, 2015

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


TK vs JT is on the first Rizin card, wow

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

origami posted:

It looks like the guy that wrote this is now reporting that WSOF is letting Abdel Aziz go

https://twitter.com/MIKERUSSELLMMA/status/677341212119080960

That guy is so lame and cool at the same time

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Solomonic posted:

it's jaideep :cripes:

lmfao

Bushmeister
Nov 27, 2007
Son Of Northern Frostbitten Wintermoon

Solomonic posted:

it's jaideep :cripes:

Ringing in the New Year with the drunkest, stanky-leggiest baby giraffe ice skating is the exact opposite of :cripes:, my good sir :colbert:

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i hope jaideep fucks him up like he did to sergei

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the japanese version of cortxbomb is promoting the rizin ppv by "rapping" about vernon tiger white, etc. it's the worst thing i've ever heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dLfsKxYSpA

this is terrible.

in hindsight i like how cortx only had currency when mma was some weird japanese poo poo no one knew about. then he began to argue about 'percentage' submissions then got worse.

Neurosis fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Dec 18, 2015

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
for reasons that aren't quite clear, the original waitress destroyer Hisae Watanabe is coming out of retirement to fight for WSOF :confused: and she's gotta be as old as Madonna now

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


She's 35

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

gross, shes practically a grandma

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



LeftistMuslimObama posted:

gross, shes practically a grandma

I've known a few 33-34 year old grandmas.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
watanabe v shinashi remains the best womens fight

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
aoki v nagashima remains the best womens fight

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Droopy Goines posted:

aoki v nagashima remains the best womens fight

lol

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Droopy Goines posted:

aoki v nagashima remains the best womens fight

*women's self defense class

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Droopy Goines posted:

aoki v nagashima remains the best womens fight

i am not emptyquoting this post

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Guys I want to share a picture of ny buddy from the Marines who is a pretty cool guy in general but lol at his tattoo.

http://imgur.com/KzvmOw0

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Grem posted:

Guys I want to share a picture of ny buddy from the Marines who is a pretty cool guy in general but lol at his tattoo.

http://imgur.com/KzvmOw0



peyronie's disease

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF_S5XSvB7k

hahahaha he's got old man rudimar fedrigo and that lovely wanderlei wannabe fabio silva teaching him how to do technically horrible arm bars. he'll be a chute boxe black belt in no time.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Rizin tried to get randy couture to fight fedor, but Randy's body couldn't handle it

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
from the archives:






jaideep singh is going to win even though he is one of the most uncoordinated, unathletic heavyweights you will see past the year 2000

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