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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

titties posted:

maybe it is a titrus fruit please kill me



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solanum_mammosum

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Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Only special people like your are so "equipped" to actually do so.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Some of the Sheep posted:

Only special people like your are so "equipped" to actually do so.

Haha, that's pretty good. Typo drags the burn down a bit, C+ effort I guess.

Seditiar
Aug 5, 2012

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


I'd like to mash those yams.

donquixotic
May 1, 2007

Looks like someone got their wish

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Dude's seriously excited about pretzels.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Dude's seriously excited about pretzels.

Gonna stick his dick right through that one on the left

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Merry Christmas!



It's a vacuum cleaner

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"

Say Nothing posted:

Merry Christmas!



It's a vacuum cleaner

I have a present shaped like that under my Christmas tree. I just shook it to see what was inside, and now I have to re-paint my ceiling.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Say Nothing posted:

Merry Christmas!



It's a vacuum cleaner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2EMGmv0FqM

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Soiled Meat
It says OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH all over.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The paper does. You would, too, if you were wrapped around that thing.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

amityville anus posted:

The paper does. You would, too, if you were wrapped around that thing.

:golfclap:

Well, that'll about wrap this up.

Seditiar
Aug 5, 2012

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I love the text.

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
throat surgery:

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


cool is that your polyp?

VERY COOL MAN
Jun 24, 2011

THESE PACKETS ARE... SUMMARILY DEALT WITH

im pooping! posted:

cool is that your polyp?

Men can never find the polyp...

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

It doesn't exist

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



In victorian times, special polyp massagers were invented to prevent hysteria among the polypous part of the populace. It met limited success.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Take a seat...

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Classic.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009


I think I actually want to have sex with this couch

Is that ok

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Baby got back support.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Help Im Alive posted:

I think I actually want to have sex with this couch

Is that ok

yeah, go ahead

Megera
Sep 9, 2008

kimbo305 posted:

throat surgery:


That is one obscure loss edit.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Megera posted:

That is one obscure loss edit.

It's the abortion version.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Picnic Princess posted:

It's the abortion version.

:vince:

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

That gap tho

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012


Snow dong

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.


"I knew Star Wars was full of dickhead aliens, but this is ridiculous!"

"The Foreskin is strong with this one."

"I can't... It's too big..."

And so on.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?
I'll try meatspinning, that's a good trick.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Haha holy poo poo I want some teriyaki beef curtains

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