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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/fisherman-rescued-by-15000-ton-navy-destroyer-585987139879

Saving hearts and minds.

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Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
Guess who the new division mentor coordinator is in a division of nothing but 1sts and above!? Why do we make up bullshit collaterals like this?

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Sir Lucius posted:

Guess who the new division mentor coordinator is in a division of nothing but 1sts and above!? Why do we make up bullshit collaterals like this?

Super cool fitrep bullets?

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Sir Lucius posted:

Guess who the new division mentor coordinator is in a division of nothing but 1sts and above!? Why do we make up bullshit collaterals like this?

So you assign people to nubs? Is that all that arduous? Sounds like N4Ass has this dead to rights a bullet point which should be pretty easy to manage. Plus if its not a new position there should be some type of system in place that the outgoing fuckboy can explain when you turnover?

Sir Lucius
Aug 3, 2003
My point is it's superfluous. There is no one to actually mentor.

In other news, I just did my last Navy GMT ever!

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

Sir Lucius posted:

Guess who the new division mentor coordinator is in a division of nothing but 1sts and above!? Why do we make up bullshit collaterals like this?

gotta make chief some how

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:

Sir Lucius posted:

My point is it's superfluous. There is no one to actually mentor.

In other news, I just did my last Navy GMT ever!

My detailer might let me bail a year before my EAOS because they're still shoveling as many 9ARBs into a fire as possible to lower our wartime manning. :allears:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Just met some medically retired AO who's getting 80% for having a bomb in a sling smack her in the back. Not that it would have helped much if she was bigger but she's pretty drat small. Thought that was muscles job.

Feeling good about IT still all things considering.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I've seen some pretty tiny AOs and surprise surprise they all have back issues

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Every AO I have ever met was *really* into being an AO.

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:

Nick Soapdish posted:

Every AO I have ever met was *really* into being an AO.

Every AO I've met tried as hard as possible to keep me from suspecting it was the only rating offered to them.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Makes for cool unit tshirts and phrases tho


Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Makes for cool unit tshirts tho and phrases tho

That and involuntary funding

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
if you are ordnance your asvab sucked

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

The lamer the job the more prideful and unit esprit de corps you have

Calling out uniform regulations and poo poo

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer
I've met two AOs that weren't annoying as poo poo. Every rate needs chiefs, I guess.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

The lamer the job the more prideful and unit esprit de corps you have

Just look at these names

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Not enough Latin IMO

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Which one of you jerks are dating hotties from lulu lemon and convincing them to get terrible sailor tattoos?

This manager would have been a solid 8+ until she showed me her blown out helm wheel and titty anchor.

The good news she's single.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Does she drink whiskey, have a piercing, and do anal

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Only two of those questions won't get me fired.

They are kinda flirty though.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

LingcodKilla posted:

blown out helm wheel

Does this mean butthole?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Lol maybe? Nah her tattoo was done poorly and the ink spread way outside the lines.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Godholio posted:

Does this mean butthole?

Marine sanitation device

Null Integer
Mar 1, 2006

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Taking all of the holiday leave cause gently caress it. Feels good man.

Pandasmores
May 8, 2009

Null Integer posted:

Taking all of the holiday leave cause gently caress it. Feels good man.

Terminal leave best leave.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Pandasmores posted:

Terminal leave best leave.

T minus 6 months then I am free

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Pandasmores posted:

Terminal leave best leave.

PneumonicBook
Sep 26, 2007

Do you like our owl?



Ultra Carp

Null Integer posted:

Taking all of the holiday leave cause gently caress it. Feels good man.

Walked into work and said I have check out stuff to do.

Went home.

No regrets.

Seqenenra
Oct 11, 2005
Secret

Pandasmores posted:

Terminal leave best leave.

Pretty much.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Pandasmores posted:

Terminal leave best leave.

leave isn't leave if you have to come back

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
If you do it right you don't come back at the end of terminal.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

lol I've heard those stories but how much of a shitbag do you have to be for them to make you come back and pick up your dd214

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

lol I've heard those stories but how much of a shitbag do you have to be for them to make you come back and pick up your dd214

Apparently this was SOP in the 1990s? I thought I read that Rumsfeld ended the practice in like 2002.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
If you've really worked it a bit (:smug:) you'll get your DD-214 seven days before starting terminal leave

Boon fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Dec 22, 2015

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



I laughed

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

as a former LS, I find this hilarious and I am going to show it to my friends on facebook

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

At first I thought it was another dumb meme didn't know the story and that she was filip

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
My 214 was mailed to me and marked SM UNABLE TO SIGN or some such. This was back in 1993

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Apparently this was SOP in the 1990s? I thought I read that Rumsfeld ended the practice in like 2002.

I got out in 98 and my dd214 was mailed to me. I had 38 days of terminal.

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