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absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Godlike Jeff Playing A Game From The 1980s Voice: Oh man....!

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Ohh this one has the added bonus of him being all excited to show everyone the magic behind memory hacking.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I used cheat engine to get past really lovely escort missions in Alpha Protocol.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

can this just be giant bomb forever

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

He was trying to freeze the invincibility state on Mario but then discovered the address that determines mario's face direction and he couldn't help himself locking it so now whenever Mario looks right the left side of his face is the left facing part of the sprite.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Wormskull posted:

He was trying to freeze the invincibility state on Mario but then discovered the address that determines mario's face direction and he couldn't help himself locking it so now whenever Mario looks right the left side of his face is the left facing part of the sprite.

[unironically] yaaassss

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

This part of the site is the most joyous, giant bomb should be nothing but Jeff and Jason hanging around "hacking" 30 year old NES platformers in between bouts of virtua fighter 2

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Wormskull posted:

I used cheat engine to get past really lovely escort missions in Alpha Protocol.

There are no escort missions in alpha protocol.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

In Training posted:

There are no escort missions in alpha protocol.

There are. I wouldn't have ever bothered to learn how to use Cheat Engine if there wasn't one.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

It's one of those ones not only you have to protect someone but there's a bunch of time where you have to protect them from waves of enemies in a single location for a period of time.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I think it's a old man or a lady and there's a courtyard in this mansion thing and a bunch of spec ops guys are coming in to get you.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

That absolutely doesn't happen. I've beaten alpha protocol 6 times

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I learned how to use cheat engine to get past the part as quickly as possible so... Yeah. It happened. Soz.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Oh wait. It's in Russia, never mind. I don't even think that guy can die though, or get hurt

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Wormskull posted:

I learned how to use cheat engine to get past the part as quickly as possible so... Yeah. It happened. Soz.

That's bizarre. That part has never once failed for me across 3 platforms

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

In Training posted:

Oh wait. It's in Russia, never mind. I don't even think that guy can die though, or get hurt

It was because I had a build or something they didn't intend people to use to play the game for some reason because you had to pick pistols I think or your life would be hell, well anyway there were parts of the game that it just made me miserable that I had picked the skills I did so I would cheat until I was past them.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Pistols are OP for sure but it's beatable with anything. I would kill someone for alpha protocol 2 but with like, the COD gun designers of hell even the battlefield ones

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

It was more about me staying alive without having to worry about regenerating my health and cover and poo poo just because I couldn't be bothered and the nature of the mission was annoying enough that the first time I died or whatever I just said gently caress it and made sure I could do it as fast as possible. Some reason I do remember the mission target dying so I dunno maybe it didn't happen, but that mission is definitely real because I was enjoying the game mostly, until then.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I replayed the game a few years after 100% in a deranged fervor and it does generally control like dogshit, which is a shame. Because ghosting some missions with invisible hacking and crap is fun and the story is awesome and reactive, but actually playing the game can kinda be a chore

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

IIRC I might have died regardless of the cheat because the value would have time to change briefly and then go back to the state I locked it at so I think there might of been some attack that took off enough HP to put it to 0 long enough to actually kill me. Or something like that. It happened when the game came out and even though I remember it fairly fondly I haven't played it since. I did try a couple years ago but the copy didn't want to work so I gave up.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I might try Ys III SNES this weekend andplay it for a bit before trying out the cheat stuff, inspired by Jeff's tutelage

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I've mostly just been content to hear how much other people's gameplays of it differed from mine because actually playing it kind of blows in a depressing way. Big ups to the textures of the handprints on glass surfaces in that game that are as big as the protagonist model.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

banged all the chicks my first playthrough, no guide needed.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I hate being this guy and it makes me mad that it bothers me but watching Jeff try to play shooters on the computer with his sensitivity so high that if he moves his body enough to look at the camera he does a 180 in the game... Good God! Then he just dies over and over again... Tragic, really... in this gamer's opinion.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I forget, is Neotokyo, the HL2 mod thing that's like a unlicensed anime based counter strike-like, is that one based on Ghost in the Shell also. It's sort of cool but long past dead at this point most likely since it was barely alive when it came out.

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


Wormskull posted:

I forget, is Neotokyo, the HL2 mod thing that's like a unlicensed anime based counter strike-like, is that one based on Ghost in the Shell also. It's sort of cool but long past dead at this point most likely since it was barely alive when it came out.

lately there were a server or two running and it was still fun

absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~
the atari 2600 superman game jeff plays on the stream is incredible

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

When he's playing Total Annihilation he's trying to decide which tank to make and he squints to read one named Jeffy and he hasn't even finished reading it out loud yet when he starts clicking the button to make one.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

This stream is freaking awesome.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

He plays Sonic 3 and ruthlessly flames the Sonic 3 sprite of Sonic for the entire first level and then he becomes hypnotized by the sign bouncing minigame at the end of the level for 2 minutes.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

The Ninja golf game he plays looks sick but I didn't catch the name of it...

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

absolutely anything posted:

the atari 2600 superman game jeff plays on the stream is incredible

The star wars game looks fun too in a way.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Wormskull posted:

The Ninja golf game he plays looks sick but I didn't catch the name of it...
you're gonna kick yourself for this

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012

In Training posted:

Pistols are OP for sure but it's beatable with anything. I would kill someone for alpha protocol 2 but with like, the COD gun designers of hell even the battlefield ones

Black Ops 2 seemed like they were almost going in this direction with all the kinda-branching stuff

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

drat this ghost in the shell game looks pretty bland. a deus ex style gits game would be so sick

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

lmao, Jeff flipping off Bubsy while watching the idle animation loop for 3 minutes

Chilled Milk
Jun 22, 2003

No one here is alone,
satellites in every home

In Training posted:

I've beaten alpha protocol 6 times

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




i failed that protection mission a whole lot.

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StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja
the faces jeff makes while figuring out whether he should watch ghost in the shell

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