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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

FISTO is programmed to please.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

drat CONCUSSION GRENADES, MY EARS WON'T STOP RINGING

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'm gonna shoot you in the face!

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


Beasts all over the shop... You'll be one of them, sooner or later...

Coolspaz
Feb 26, 2004
And so it came to pass, and so it was told, quoth the raven "never more"
Battlezone:

Eat dirt commie pinko

Eww follow the leader

Crushing enemy

Dr Rocksalt
Oct 21, 2004

Guy's a maniac! Why'd he bite me?

Shalhavet
Dec 10, 2010

This post is terrible
Doctor Rope
Cave Johnson's lemon rant from Portal 2.

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your drat lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

“Wah! This body… these moves. It’s like… like nothing I’ve ever felt before! These clownish limbs… only now do I understand the true power of the ever-funky groove within them!! Foolish Super Mario brothers… this last dance will be your… grim fandango!!!” – Waluigi, Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix 2: Grim Fandango

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

Shalhavet posted:

Cave Johnson's lemon rant from Portal 2.

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your drat lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Every line in Portal and Portal 2 is the best line. Another example of game script you could just dump into the thread wholesale. CarolineGLADOS's commentary during the rant is what really makes the scene though.

Domus
May 7, 2007

Kidney Buddies

Shalhavet posted:

Cave Johnson's lemon rant from Portal 2.

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your drat lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

I've got a t-shirt that references that line, advertising "Cave Johnson's Lemon Grenades: When life gives you lemons, you burn life's house down!", which I wore to a meetup with one of my good customers. That day, I discovered that he had previously lost everything in a house fire, and still was extremely emotional about it. Oops.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Domus posted:

t-shirt... customers... Oops.

I'm the least fashion conscious person alive, but this was inevitable.

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


AWAKEN MY CHILD, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERMIND, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE SWARM, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CREATED TO SERVE ME.

ThatSlacker
May 25, 2004
Baldur's Gate:

All by Minsc and his miniature giant space hamster of course:

Butt kicking for GOODNESS!
There is safety in numbers. And I'm two or three at least.
Make way evil. I'm armed to the teeth and packing a hamster!

Zork

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike

ThatSlacker has a new favorite as of 20:53 on Dec 20, 2015

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
Endure. In enduring, grow strong.

Updated my journal!

Oh yeah, I'll just... hold it with my arms!

Listen to ye, cryin' like a wee girl! They'll have to make do, won't they?

You want a piece of me, boy?

It's my boss's secretary, Eva!
It's my boss's whipping boy, Manny.

Run, you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!

Speed, Groove. Speed will be your salvation.

Never get out of the car.

You drive like an octogenarian!

IMJack has a new favorite as of 09:42 on Dec 20, 2015

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

I FOUND A
MIRROR
UNDER THE
TABLE.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

RickVoid posted:

Every line in Portal and Portal 2 is the best line. Another example of game script you could just dump into the thread wholesale. CarolineGLADOS's commentary during the rant is what really makes the scene though.

Yeah. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, take the lemons! Yeah! Oh, I like this guy. BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"God loving drat -- ugh, come on! Come on! I put the stupid lever in the... yeah, and then -- gently caress! Son of a bitch! What the gently caress am I supposed to do then?! -- Stranger, Myst

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


"You are a remarkable example of a pathetic species."

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"

"No need for bombs when hate will do."

"God was a dream of good government."

"You will be what you will be. We are our choices, and we can choose to lead humanity away from this...darkness."
(Basically all three of Deus Ex' endings, but that's always been my favorite line.)

~Mae, Mae, Kounagi~

"To think that once I could not see beyond the veil of our reality. To see those that dwell behind. My life now has purpose, for I have learned the frailty of flesh and bone. I was once a fool..." (Basically everything Pious or one of the Ancients says.)

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker
"Conscript reporting."

"We will bury them!"

"Spread the doom!"

"I've lost the bomb! Do you have it?"

Mokbek has a new favorite as of 23:16 on Dec 20, 2015

legoman727
Mar 13, 2010

by exmarx
I"M LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

KINETIC CARD, TYPHOON, BERSERKER BARRAGE

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
"Yeeeesss, but with good reeeasonnnn..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4POoMgjoH5s

I've been repeating that line, exactly that way, for almost 20 years now... like a massive nerd.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Odolwa Odolwa

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
Bury me... with my money.

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
Anu chiki briki yv damke!

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
code:
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Endymion FRS MK1
Oct 29, 2011

I don't know what this thing is, and I don't care. I'm just tired of seeing your stupid newbie av from 2011.
Mobius One, engage.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!
A horse weiner!?

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD
High Speed, Low Drag!
I'll take the high road!
Predictable..
Yes, commander..

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Remember my super cool Rattata? My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of rattatas.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Tribe's audibles.

Shazbot!
Shazbot!
Shazbot!
Sha-Shaz-Shaz-S-S-S-S-SHAZBOT!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I can't leave without my buddy, Superfly!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
Double Slash!
Volcanoooo :byodood:
Burning Rrrrush!
Crush Dance!
Madness...Hero!
Moon S-
Blazing Dynamo!

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
We formable regargles too!

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Want some rye? Course ya do!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"I can't leave without my buddy, Superfly."

"But I'm right here!"

"No, Superfly, I can't leave without my buddy!"

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Obscure time:

Hammer up!

Pants.

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.

GIRL BRAINS posted:

Bury me... with my money.

Ya got me, pilgrim...

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Toad King
Apr 23, 2008

Yeah, I'm the best
Tommy Vercetti is an innocent man!

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