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Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Lookin' good Mike!

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The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Do Not Resuscitate posted:

No, he grinds up Circus Peanuts and applies the resultant powder :siren:liberally.:siren:

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006


this has to be some new coke level reverse psychology marketing. this picture alone will win trump votes

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

homeless poster posted:


i thought before he was all in favor of killing everyone the bad guys over there and then taking the oil for our use? is he now advocating we just destroy it so no one can use it?

that's the most progressive stance i've seen a republican take regarding slashing US dependence on petrol. this must be his round-about way of coming out in favor of renewable energy!

Agreed.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Of course Putin endorses Trump, Trump's an easily manipulated idiot who's already politically destabilizing and damaging America while spouting the militaristic bullshit Putin wants to spread.

I can't wait to see Putin have to deal with Hillary, that should be fun.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine


:iceburn:

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Wheeee posted:

Of course Putin endorses Trump, Trump's an easily manipulated idiot who's already politically destabilizing and damaging America while spouting the militaristic bullshit Putin wants to spread.

I can't wait to see Putin have to deal with Hillary, that should be fun.

She will ignore anything scary, and let Putin continue to invade and annex former Soviet Union countries.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

the foreign policies of these two parties become pretty drat similar once they finish their elections and take their orders from the armed forces and the various acronym agencies

e from bernie to cruz i dont think any of the non-trumps got here without being vetted by the real establishment, the people who run the empire

oystertoadfish has issued a correction as of 03:04 on Dec 19, 2015

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

The Human Crouton posted:

She will ignore anything scary, and let Putin continue to invade and annex former Soviet Union countries.

aw no, anything but kyrgyzstan

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

if putin renames bishkek to frunze he will win my heart

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

aw no, anything but kyrgyzstan

first he came for the kyrgyz, and I did not speak up, because I could not pronounce kyrgyz

fun tunnel
Feb 16, 2007

that boys so lovely

Wheeee posted:

Of course Putin endorses Trump, Trump's an easily manipulated idiot who's already politically destabilizing and damaging America while spouting the militaristic bullshit Putin wants to spread.

I can't wait to see Putin have to deal with Hillary, that should be fun.

lol forever

im sure putin is terrified. i too look forward to more foreign misadventures.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

keeping russia out of crimea for a couple decades was honestly a pretty good run considering they'd had it since 1774 before then (they gave it to ukraine for a lil bit while they still owned them, that was a blunder)

fun tunnel
Feb 16, 2007

that boys so lovely

i pray for the donald to win the nomination just for more of these tin eared urban liberal gaffes.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
who will stop putin from retaking third through eighth romes

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I could totally see Putin and Trump in gold track suits popping a squat and hashing out where Trump Kiev Hotel and Casino should go

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

are you trying to say he won't retake the second rome

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im bumping moscow up to provisional second rome in honor of glorious tsar putins future reunification of all the russias

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

if putin retakes constantinople and renames himself constantine xii i will convert to orthodoxy ive played too much europa universalis not to follow through

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

I could totally see Putin and Trump in gold track suits popping a squat and hashing out where Trump Kiev Hotel and Casino should go

As if Trump could get into a squat.

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky

Wheeee posted:

As if Trump could get into a squat.

he takes a hearty squat and dump every time he opens his mouth

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Effectronica posted:

Sberbank, the largest bank in Russia, is privately owned. I guess if we define "nationalize" as an empty term with a definition of *farts loudly*, we could say it has been nationalized.

im pretty sure immortan has no idea what 90% of the words he uses mean. even really simple ones like nationalization

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Looks like bernie has berned out after the DNC said "no" to him getting any funding.

Just like Trump said "That guy is finished. The second he complimented Hillary."

Man the trumpedoes we've got a shillary ship to sink.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Blue Raider posted:

this has to be some new coke level reverse psychology marketing. this picture alone will win trump votes

Yeah, I am voting Trump. This photo justifies it. Or maybe just the existence of e/n.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Sernie Banders.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

fun tunnel posted:

lol forever

im sure putin is terrified. i too look forward to more foreign misadventures.

if there's one thing her tenure as secretary of state was known for, it was the decisive and successful character of Obama Administration foreign policy

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

zeal posted:

if there's one thing her tenure as secretary of state was known for, it was the decisive and successful character of Obama Administration foreign policy

Remember how Hillary was the main reason for getting the US and NATO sucked into Libya?

Was great success

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Microwaves Mom posted:

Looks like bernie has berned out after the DNC said "no" to him getting any funding.

Just like Trump said "That guy is finished. The second he complimented Hillary."

Man the trumpedoes we've got a shillary ship to sink.

Facts will only increase the Bernout, proceed with caution.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
The Trump campaign graphic designer is pretty loving bad

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

of course the snowman's white. the racism of this campaign is unbelievable

cedar rapids the movie is pretty good

VladimirLeninpest
Jun 23, 2005

gn gorilla
Fallen Rib
poo poo, I live in Cedar Rapids. I went to see Star Wars instead of Trump. I was planning on being there for this.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





oystertoadfish posted:

of course the snowman's white. the racism of this campaign is unbelievable

cedar rapids the movie is pretty good

eh

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender

VladimirLeninpest posted:

poo poo, I live in Cedar Rapids. I went to see Star Wars instead of Trump. I was planning on being there for this.

greetings fellow rapidian. when trump wins the presidency, do you want to commit ritual suicide together by jumping into the cedar river, or by suffocating ourselves in a grain processing factory? we're home to the oldest standing mosque in north america, so you know as soon as he is sworn in his first executive action will be to order air strikes on it and all surrounding areas.

Node has issued a correction as of 01:11 on Dec 20, 2015

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

rear end cobra posted:

The Trump campaign graphic designer is pretty loving bad

Extremely bad graphic design appeals to old people and the ironic, Trump's two biggest constituencies.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jewel Repetition posted:

Extremely bad graphic design appeals to old people and the ironic, Trump's two biggest constituencies.

It's same crowd that gets awed by his gold lettering titles.

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
I think you'll find the graphic designed in a Genius. Or was, until just recently.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Node posted:

greetings fellow rapidian. when trump wins the presidency, do you want to commit ritual suicide together by jumping into the cedar river, or by suffocating ourselves in a grain processing factory? we're home to the oldest standing mosque in north america, so you know as soon as he is sworn in his first executive action will be to order air strikes on it and all surrounding areas.

Just don't stand near the terrorist training facility. How is that difficult.

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Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

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