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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Spangly A posted:

did Monk drop him? foolish, foolish

Monk told him he wouldn't play at all this season as he was behind Fulton and Grimes and didn't take him on the preseason tour of Germany.

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
It would be better to put all our corners straight out for a goal kick. Only scored one this season and that was a Harry Kane belter.

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
that stings

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

sassassin posted:

Monk told him he wouldn't play at all this season as he was behind Fulton and Grimes and didn't take him on the preseason tour of Germany.

make him player-manager for life

I love leon britton and am genuinely sad we didn't figure out he was a midfielder before giving him away

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Broletariat posted:

Agbonlahor has actually demonstrated that you can become a professional footballer without even touching the ball

thought he was dead tbh

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
This is a bad game of football.

Jelavic needs to be taken out behind the woodshed.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
gently caress off Souness, Swansea haven't played anything like this this season. Monk had the team playing long ball, defensive shite and that's why we'll be watching South Wales derbies again next season.

This is the Martinez/Sousa/Rodgers Swansea. With Gomis up front.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

peanut- posted:

This is a bad game of football.

Jelavic needs to be taken out behind the woodshed.

Considering we replaced Carlton Cole with him, Jelavic isn't so bad. He's working hard, he's just a bit poo poo

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

sassassin posted:

gently caress off Souness, Swansea haven't played anything like this this season. Monk had the team playing long ball, defensive shite and that's why we'll be watching South Wales derbies again next season.

This is the Martinez/Sousa/Rodgers Swansea. With Gomis up front.

I've not seen many Swansea games this year, maybe 3-4 at most when west ham arent on, but they're playing so much better it's like a different team. Monk really was quite bad.

peanut- posted:

This is a bad game of football.

Jelavic needs to be taken out behind the woodshed.

he's our fourth choice I think? he's alright for that.

Some family friends were round earlier, their youngest just played west ham under15s and chilled with Payet. Said Chadwell Heath looks like utter poo poo and clearly isnt being looked after, long grass and bare turf on the same field.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
good to see real madrid scoring 10 goals in one match in one of those 'good' european leagues

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Considering we replaced Carlton Cole with him, Jelavic isn't so bad. He's working hard, he's just a bit poo poo

Come on carlton cole isn't that ba-

https://streamable.com/iafo

actually never mind carry on

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

jre posted:

Come on carlton cole isn't that ba-

https://streamable.com/iafo

actually never mind carry on

Gianfranco Zola was a genius

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Spangly A posted:

Gianfranco Zola was a genius

Imagine what he'd be able to get out of this team. Dimitri Payet would be the best player in the world (and we'd finish 18th)

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Imagine what he'd be able to get out of this team. Dimitri Payet would be the best player in the world (and we'd finish 18th)

you know who'd win us this game? Jack Collison

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
ive hardly seen west ham play this year. have they always played this retarded long punt ball?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

RideTheSpiral posted:

ive hardly seen west ham play this year. have they always played this retarded long punt ball?

they had some good players then they died

also long punt ball usually beats swansea

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

RideTheSpiral posted:

ive hardly seen west ham play this year. have they always played this retarded long punt ball?

We're missing our entire first choice front line (Payet, Lanzini, Sakho, Moses) along with Carroll and Reid. We're kind of playing like this out of necessity

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

sassassin posted:

they had some good players then they died

also long punt ball usually beats swansea

Big Andy does love the swans

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

We're missing our entire first choice front line (Payet, Lanzini, Sakho, Moses) along with Carroll and Reid. We're kind of playing like this out of necessity

you forgot record signing Enner Valencia (who probably isnt good enough tbh)

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

We're missing our entire first choice front line (Payet, Lanzini, Sakho, Moses) along with Carroll and Reid. We're kind of playing like this out of necessity


sounds reasonable

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
james lollins

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Adrian is a real real good shot stopper

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
this collins bloke doesnt seem very good

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
this game has been attack v defence and I urge anyone considering watching it to not do that

James Tomkins just tried to dribble someone, this is laughable

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

RideTheSpiral posted:

this collins bloke doesnt seem very good

Good goalkeeper imho

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
lmao at that air dive

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Spangly A posted:

this game has been attack v defence and I urge anyone considering watching it to not do that

James Tomkins just tried to dribble someone, this is laughable

was genuinely gona watch this and then I remembered the teams in it currently and went "oh right"

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Rangel has poo poo himself after a night on the guinness

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



did anyone say liverpoo yet?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
I cant think of a worse striker starting in the prem than Gomis, he's a moron

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Don't worry, Liverpool fans. We're only [insert number] points from 4th and if Liverpool win the next match, they'll only be [insert slightly lower number] points away from a CL spot.

This season is looking like a big missed opportunity. Too bad. Hopefully the cups will be better.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

Spangly A posted:

I cant think of a worse striker starting in the prem than Gomis, he's a moron

Carroll, Gestede or Rooney.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Carroll, Gestede or Rooney.

Two of those can win headers, Rooney isn't offside anywhere near as much.

I'd reckon all three would contribute *something* to a game against this defence, Gomis is just a waste of space.

West Ham start singing the Harry Potter chant for Shelvey. Most creative thing we've done all day.

e; 17 shots 2 on target, loving hell

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Spangly A posted:

Two of those can win headers, Rooney isn't offside anywhere near as much.

I'd reckon all three would contribute *something* to a game against this defence, Gomis is just a waste of space.

West Ham start singing the Harry Potter chant for Shelvey. Most creative thing we've done all day.

e; 17 shots 2 on target, loving hell


hes scored 40% of their goals this year. have a think about that for a moment.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Brony Car posted:

Don't worry, Liverpool fans. We're only [insert number] points from 4th and if Liverpool win the next match, they'll only be [insert slightly lower number] points away from a CL spot.

This season is looking like a big missed opportunity. Too bad. Hopefully the cups will be better.

maybe next season?

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Adrian is world class

RideTheSpiral posted:

hes scored 40% of their goals this year. have a think about that for a moment.

yeah that's why they're getting relegated

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Former league of wales footballer Dave Adams offering his expert advice on the bench

MoPZiG
Jun 6, 2006

I hope we dont sell Collins to Big Sam. Days like today hes the most entertaining thing to watch with our squad.

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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This game sure is something.

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006

MoPZiG posted:

I hope we dont sell Collins to Big Sam. Days like today hes the most entertaining thing to watch with our squad.

He's a man who compensates for his lack of a ability with sheer bravery and a disregard for his own wellbeing

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rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

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