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feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.
Typical Anthony Behavior

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blackmarketlimb
Dec 27, 2005
lol

Good. gently caress Anthony.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

jyrka posted:

He may not have much choice of course.

Yeah, going to rehab and treatment for the condition of no jail time is something the courts do quite a bit.

Get ready for a new "sober" Anthony.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Anthony bad.

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

Bobo is such an shameless little weasel. Je l'adore.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

The fact that he wasn't able to weasel his way out of this one lends even more weight to the validity of the charges. Jesus, Joe Ant. Jesus

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
He was released with no bail. I'm not sure how that effects the charges, if it does at all.

Stokes
Jun 13, 2003

Maybe Kris can come in, and we can throw M-80s at his asshole.
Do you understand how high and mighty Gregg gets to be towards Jim now? It's going to be a long wait until October for him.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Stokes posted:

Do you understand how high and mighty Gregg gets to be towards Jim now? It's going to be a long wait until October for him.

Isn't the reason Jim said 'just fire me' is because he has a relationship with Sirius? It's not like he'd actually go to Ant's show for the money anyway. It would be favors, but our favorite bald lover of the transsexual probably has a few things in mind for his cash flow.

Edit: Is it something about holidays that drives Ant nuts? He gets fired for something on the Fourth of July holiday, now a few days before Christmas he's in the slammer.

Buffalo squeeze
Dec 19, 2010

Oh noble brogy. Overflowing with meaty wisdom and secret sauce.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:


Edit: Is it something about holidays that drives Ant nuts? He gets fired for something on the Fourth of July holiday, now a few days before Christmas he's in the slammer.

Yes. Booze.

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

Chromatic posted:

He was released with no bail. I'm not sure how that effects the charges, if it does at all.

Doesn't mean diddly. Just means they don't believe he's a flight risk.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

feigning interest posted:

Typical Anthony Behavior

TELL HIM TO BEHAVE

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

TELL HIM TO BEHAVE

GODDAMN IT, as soon as I hit this last page I was praying no one said that.

Jesus Christ.

Son of a bitch.

Edit: The subreddit's got some primo posts on this scenario. Go there for a lawff.

Morter fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Dec 20, 2015

Regis Christ
Mar 27, 2010

"Get it? I'm old!"

Grimey Drawer

Rich Vos on Twitter posted:


My picks today Carolina giving 5, New England giving 14.5, and Nassau County giving 6 months.


https://twitter.com/RichVos/status/678628463314644993

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

onemillionzombies posted:

Doesn't mean diddly. Just means they don't believe he's a flight risk.

Well that goes without saying. It's not like he has wings or somphumph... fff

blackmarketlimb
Dec 27, 2005

Holy poo poo. Rich Vos loving rules.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
How much of a chance is there he can plead down to just misdemeanors and keep his guns?

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
i have been waiting for some time to say this.

he didndunuffin.

good riddance.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
If he loses his guns I'm 99% sure he'll either abandon his L.I. house entirely or just kill himself.

Edit: vv Serious answer: Hide out in whatever city apartment he has.

Morter fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Dec 20, 2015

Buffalo squeeze
Dec 19, 2010

Oh noble brogy. Overflowing with meaty wisdom and secret sauce.
And do what, join Scorch out west?

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

That video seems like it was in the middle of the night, and he wasn't arrested until 11am so whatever happened wasn't in the video at all.

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.
Some reporter tweeted that they "broke each other's cell phones and went to a diner at some point."

An Enormous Boner
Jul 12, 2009

Cromulent posted:

Some reporter tweeted that they "broke each other's cell phones and went to a diner at some point."

Perfect.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Ant becoming a felon and having to turn in his guns would be a hilarious end to all this.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


TL posted:

Hopefully Ant uses this to make some changes in his life, though I'm not optimistic he will.
Yeah, back to tin knocking

Regis Christ
Mar 27, 2010

"Get it? I'm old!"

Grimey Drawer
Ouch. Ant's sycophants on Facebook aren't doing him any favors.

From a News 12 LI reporter: https://www.facebook.com/AntoinetteBiordi12/

quote:

Prosecutors say the 54 year old strangled her, stomped on her hand and fractured her rib during a fight in his Roslyn Heights home.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

So is NY a place that takes away gun permits to those 4 charges?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


mods please update thread title to 'rest in piss Anthony'

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
I heard he kicked her in the liver.

Tsss

Buffalo squeeze
Dec 19, 2010

Oh noble brogy. Overflowing with meaty wisdom and secret sauce.

End of Life Guy posted:

I heard he kicked her in the liver.

Tsss

But it's got to be an up kick, otherwise it doesn't kill the fetus. Tss.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Being released from jail.



Opie has to be in the best mood right now.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So is NY a place that takes away gun permits to those 4 charges?

possibly, it's up to discretion whether or not the guns were mentioned or involved

if she said he threatened her with them and the police believed her, those guns are in lockup with him

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



We go to Vinny Brand for a comment

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
They're gonna 'lectric shock Anthony...

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

Chromatic posted:

Being released from jail.



Opie has to be in the best mood right now.

Anthony must be happy that he still hasn't gotten his tooth fixed.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



We go to Vinny Brand for a comment

lmao

UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell
I've gotta say, I'm a little surprised it ended this way. I mean, honestly, my money was on it ending with police carrying computer equipment out of Ant's house.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Kurt Metzger called it, kinda:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNS_XgUwD8&t=1208s

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib

Chromatic posted:

Being released from jail.



Opie has to be in the best mood right now.

On the plus side, his plugs look great.

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Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
im laughing so hard

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