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extra stout posted:'talk loudly into my phone and have it convert my personal conversation into text' my mom does this in public and it's loving hilarious. the best part is that she pronounces poo poo wrong a lot so i'm sure people getting them don't understand what she's saying and i'm sure certain she doesn't read them herself.
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waitwhatno posted:i'm so very much conflicted right now. I don't want to be the modern version of a 1950s geezer being confused, frightened and outraged by jeans, "rock music" and long hair. but then again: owns
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Day Man posted:Lenny Kravitz is not a millenial Then he needs to stop dressing like his wardrobe comes from an salvation army
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waitwhatno posted:i'm so very much conflicted right now. I don't want to be the modern version of a 1950s geezer being confused, frightened and outraged by jeans, "rock music" and long hair. but then again: drat. His scarf is a rug.
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Dec 20, 2015 16:50
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The instant that dude moves here's going to get that scarf tangled in every plate on his ridiculous cartoon suit.
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Dec 20, 2015 16:51
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waitwhatno posted:
It's like a cloak, but less convenient.
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waitwhatno posted:i'm so very much conflicted right now. I don't want to be the modern version of a 1950s geezer being confused, frightened and outraged by jeans, "rock music" and long hair. but then again: Poor guy looks like he's struggling under the weight of his mighty scarf.
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Dec 20, 2015 17:12
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Lenny Kravitz - Age 51, Millennial
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notZaar posted:The instant that dude moves here's going to get that scarf tangled in every plate on his ridiculous cartoon suit. Thanks for the analysis man, I was seriously wondering about that
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Modest Mao posted:at least the left one is definitely photoshopped cause it's bigger than the right the left is photoshopped the right is not  still drat ridiculous though
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waitwhatno posted:i'm so very much conflicted right now. I don't want to be the modern version of a 1950s geezer being confused, frightened and outraged by jeans, "rock music" and long hair. but then again: This is the type of clothes that you go out seeking free PR and what to get into the magazines. The amount of paparazzi pics of him strolling at all angles implying its a set up job to me.
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Dec 20, 2015 20:00
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Everyone in this music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESoS6WukYLQ Every single person looks like an annoying Millennial type. They have have a lovely pun name, Harrison Fjord. Also the music it's self is really bad.
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Dec 20, 2015 20:17
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Dirt posted:Everyone in this music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESoS6WukYLQ which member of this random obscure local band slept with the girl you like
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mr. mephistopheles posted:which member of this random obscure local band slept with the girl you like Oh come on, you know it was the saxophone guy. Girls love sax
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mr. mephistopheles posted:yes Under normal circumstances, sure, but this was the first time in 32 years this man had a chance to see the OT Star Wars cast back in action. If his son wasn't feeling well or couldn't sit through the rigors of a modern cinematic experience, he should've stayed home and sat it out. Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Dec 20, 2015 |
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Automatic Slim posted:Under normal circumstances, sure, but this was the first time in 32 years this man had a chance to see the OT Star Wars cast back in action. If his son wasn't feeling well or couldn't sit through the rigors of a modern cinematic experience, he should've stayed home and sat it out. this wouldn't even be an issue if he hadn't felt the need to pass on his lovely inferior genetics in the first place he has only himself to blame
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his leatherdaddy is gonna be mad when he finds out that millennial is wearing his cowboy boots
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Dec 20, 2015 21:39
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Wish I was gay so I could emotionally abuse this person
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Maoist Pussy posted:Wish I was gay so I could emotionally abuse this person I want him to be kidnapped by warriors from the steppe and forced to go through a slavery / body building / toughening montage like Conan the Barbarian the original not that lovely CGI remake thoughts and prayers fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Dec 20, 2015 |
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Dec 20, 2015 22:19
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the facial hair is ruining the whole androgyny thing
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Not even anime is this gay
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mr. mephistopheles posted:the facial hair is ruining the whole androgyny thing not really, it just pushes his femininity forward
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Don Tacorleone posted:Not even anime is this gay i bet he has a hot girlfriend
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mr. mephistopheles posted:the facial hair is ruining the whole androgyny thing Ruining your eyeballs is exactly the point of this.
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She can come work for me, I don't mind a little booby
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a happy snowman posted:I want to be kidnapped by warriors from the steppe and forced to go through a slavery / body building / toughening montage like Conan the Barbarian Pretty much my life right now
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Dec 20, 2015 22:52
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This is why you lie to non-hires.
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Why did Elizabeth Bentvagina sign her post as Michael K. McIntyre? Was it her Multiple Personality Disorder that really put them off but they went with "you look like a slut" to be less controversial?
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Dec 20, 2015 22:57
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Imagine being too annoying to work with nerds.
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Maoist Pussy posted:Imagine being too annoying to work with nerds. Let me tell you about it, in pain staking detail.
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Dec 20, 2015 23:11
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Also lol at paying $20 for parking in Cleveland
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Dec 20, 2015 23:14
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Plus, the veritable 'manchild terrariums' with ball pits and slides and nerf guns are a west coast thing, right?
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Dec 20, 2015 23:18
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She's not alone, I wear the same thing as her all the time to interviews and I have never got a job
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Accretionist posted:Plus, the veritable 'manchild terrariums' with ball pits and slides and nerf guns are a west coast thing, right? It's spreading unfortunately along with the bay area tech company 16 hour days to show passion for the job.
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Dad was super pysched to see the movie but his kid got sick so he spent the movie nursing his kid in the toilet, what a lovely dad amirite? how old is this kid like, can he not throw up by himself? oh wait right, millennial
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