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JFC posted:If Jimmy still defends this scumbag he's more of a weak, co-dependent worm than we already know he is. This is one of many alcoholic bottoms for Ant, yet Advice-Show-Jimmy keeps making excuses. They call it TITS AND THE WORM
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Dec 21, 2015 00:16
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:They call it TITS AND THE WORM I got to admit that during Greggshells 2: The Greggining, that part did make me laugh.
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Dec 21, 2015 00:20
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Remember when Anthony thought he was done going to court to pay an ex?
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Dec 21, 2015 00:29
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Imagine if he didn't have to be drunk all the time and hosed women his own age.
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Dec 21, 2015 00:31
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It wasn't Obama that made Ant snap, it was losing Melinda because he wouldn't commit to her or whatever. If you go back and listen, after the AFRO Superbowl show when he was talking about his Lily rape fantasies, that's when he really started to spiral. Obama didn't help, but he was already well into the tale spin by then.
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Dec 21, 2015 00:34
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An Enormous Boner posted:Imagine if he didn't have to be drunk all the time and hosed women his own age. he would be as neutered as Gregg Opie Hughes, but I suppose we'd still have some kind of O&A to listen to in the morning. And I wouldn't blame Jimmy if he tries to stay neutral or stands by Anthony on this, at least on a personal level. Professionally though Jimmy would have to be insane to hitch his career to Anthony Cumia after this.
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Dec 21, 2015 00:36
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Oh, gosh. I was wondering why there were 100 new posts in the thread. What a hilarious day, hahaha. Ant muttering 'poo poo' outside the courthouse is especially damning/hilarious. Good god. Also, Patton chimed in with a 'boy, holidays aren't good for Anthony!' on Twitter.
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Dec 21, 2015 00:36
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This really is the show that keeps on giving. I really want to hear Ronnie B's take.
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Dec 21, 2015 00:43
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in jail at christmas, falala lala choked out a pillhead, falala lala guns confiscated, falala lala gettin home invaded by a lala lala
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Dec 21, 2015 00:44
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I would never encourage anyone to read reddit, but someone there nailed it when they said "watching O&A the last 10 years or so is like watching Private Parts backwards"
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Dec 21, 2015 00:45
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:I would never encourage anyone to read reddit, but someone there nailed it when they said "watching O&A the last 10 years or so is like watching Private Parts backwards" Even better, from the thread about the charges: "1) Strangulation is a broadly constructed statute. Essentially, you can be charged with it if you placed your hands on someone's throat, or covered their mouth/nose and caused any physical injury. "Any" literally means anything from a scratch/bruise to a broken nose." This is why Anthony needs to start dating girls who are too old to fall for "I got your nose".
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Dec 21, 2015 00:46
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God drat does the O&A subreddit have some funny sidebar images. Regardless of anything else, you gotta give em that
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Dec 21, 2015 00:51
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Duuude, you got your unlawful imprisonment, you got your criminal mischief, duuuude, you got your strangulation...
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Dec 21, 2015 00:56
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:in jail at christmas, falala lala This is great.
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Dec 21, 2015 00:58
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As much as I want to see Ant punished for chasing babies worse than Uncle Paul at a Kindercare, I REALLY just want to see his guns taken away. That above all else.
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Dec 21, 2015 01:02
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"Excuse me, which way is north?" *wakes up in Nassau Co. lockup at Christmas*
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Dec 21, 2015 01:04
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Dec 21, 2015 01:12
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Someone needs to take that Periscope video and replace Ant's voice with "What's my problem? You're in MY loving house!" "Get out NOW!" and so on.
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Dec 21, 2015 01:17
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Your whole sick society. That's who's guilty man, we're just your lousy escape goat.
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Dec 21, 2015 01:18
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:I would never encourage anyone to read reddit, but someone there nailed it when they said "watching O&A the last 10 years or so is like watching Private Parts backwards" 
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Dec 21, 2015 01:18
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godface zillah posted:Your whole sick society. That's who's guilty man, we're just your lousy escape goat. I flattened her rear end, Saaaaaam
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Dec 21, 2015 01:20
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Dec 21, 2015 01:21
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You ever seen a career just come apart like that?
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Dec 21, 2015 01:22
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godface zillah posted:Your whole sick society. That's who's guilty man, we're just your lousy escape goat. Shaaaame shaame shaaame... shame on you!
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Dec 21, 2015 01:24
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Sometimes Ant looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about Ant is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The tile turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' Ant comes in and... he rips you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred pills. I don't know how many drinks we had, maybe a thousand. I do know how many pills, they averaged six an hour.
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Yeah, Reddit is a loving goldmine. Remember when Opie used to say "The show keeps going after we sign off", or something to that effect, with regards to the message boards and what not? The best thing about this is places like /r/opieandanthony and this board coming up with lots of old bits. It's got me howling. To steal one from the other website: "Ahh, I think I had a little too much to drink last night...bed feels a little stiff...where's my phone...OH MY GOD I ASSAULTED MY TEENAGE WHORE GIRLFRIEND. I'M IN PRISON. THIS PODCAST ACTUALLY WORKED AND I hosed IT ALL UP!"
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Dec 21, 2015 01:28
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Billy the Mountain posted:You ever seen a career just come apart like that? Anthony went to Gibson School of Career Implosions
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Bubba Smith posted:he would be as neutered as Gregg Opie Hughes, but I suppose we'd still have some kind of O&A to listen to in the morning. Would he? Anthony could be incredibly funny and vulgar without dipping into "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THOSE THUGS" racist tirades. The hoarders bashing, every time Bobo came up, the fitness challenge, there were TONS of poo poo that he could work with that didn't involve being a massive racist or creepy weirdo. Hell, a lot of people here mentioned that the show went to poo poo whenever he brought up race. Anthony could have had an awesome run even now he if wasn't a massive bigoted alcoholic idiot.
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"She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look RIDICULOUS!"
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Dec 21, 2015 01:38
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She entiiiiced me!
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Dec 21, 2015 02:10
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Calling it now. Nothing comes of this. Will be acquitted within 12 months. Security camera footage will prove not real domestic occurred.
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Dec 21, 2015 02:12
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GOD drat RICH oval office *stomps on hand* I KILL RICH CUNTS *dude onstage at the Stress Factory mumbles "your daughter's gettin the poo poo kicked outta her"*
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Billy the Mountain posted:You ever seen a career just come apart like that? Reminds me of Boogie Nights when they start shooting on tape.
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zapplez posted:Calling it now. Nothing comes of this. Will be acquitted within 12 months. Security camera footage will prove not real domestic occurred. Why so eager to doubt the accuser? And seriously I can't believe this is a national headline. I'm really agape that anyone outside hardcore listerners give a gently caress what going on in Anthony's life.
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