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Carnival of Shrews
Mar 27, 2013

You're not David Attenborough

Frazzbo posted:

Maybe they're going back next week (once the pain subsides) to get the ) added for a classic winky face. Like you do.

I honestly believe that this would be the best course for most of these.

:nws:, I guess: The surprisingly cute Crotch Medusa :nws:

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e_angst
Sep 20, 2001

by exmarx

Johnny Truant posted:

Three long, heartfelt(blah blah blah...) Facebook posts about people getting "the best tattoo they can think of" popped up on my feed, all within a month of eachother. And what are these amazing tattoos, you ask?

loving semicolons. :suicide:

How else are you going to show that you are a special snowflake who is hurt inside but will still power through no matter what (only, you know, in the most generic way possible)?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I would assume getting a tattoo of a snowflake was too mainstream?

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity




That loving tiny triangle on top

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

This guy is definitely a singer in a lovely bar band who thinks he'll make it big one day but will end up as a bartender or a karaoke dj or failed "concert promoter" or some other bullshit after his band breaks up because they suck so bad

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Twoandthreequartersforce

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I'm a little surprised one of my friends hasn't posted this yet...



I got dickbutt tattooed on my butt.

Still makes me giggle when I see it in the mirror. Has the added benefit of me saying "Want to see my favorite tattoo?" and then mooning everybody.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That's pretty meta.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Ben Smash posted:

I'm a little surprised one of my friends hasn't posted this yet...



I got dickbutt tattooed on my butt.

Still makes me giggle when I see it in the mirror. Has the added benefit of me saying "Want to see my favorite tattoo?" and then mooning everybody.

Ah, another one.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Johnny Truant posted:

Ah, another one.

I am the original, sir. All others are imitators.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Ben Smash posted:

I'm a little surprised one of my friends hasn't posted this yet...



I got dickbutt tattooed on my butt.

Still makes me giggle when I see it in the mirror. Has the added benefit of me saying "Want to see my favorite tattoo?" and then mooning everybody.

KC Green is going to kick your loving rear end

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Zelder posted:

KC Green is going to kick your loving rear end

I e-mailed him directly when I got it, with a picture. His response:

"My son, my son, what have you done?"

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Wow, so monkey cheese lol random

CowboyKid
May 29, 2008

Ben Smash posted:

I'm a little surprised one of my friends hasn't posted this yet...



I got dickbutt tattooed on my butt.

Still makes me giggle when I see it in the mirror. Has the added benefit of me saying "Want to see my favorite tattoo?" and then mooning everybody.

This is not a substitute for a personality.

You probably already regert it.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I don't regret it. Makes me laugh.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




Ben Smash posted:

I am the original, sir. All others are imitators.

Doubtful. How recently did you get it? Cause I've seen them dating back to dickbutt's genesis, so...

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

http://www.tigernet.com/update/player/Clemson-fan-explains-strange-Swinney-tattoo-21706

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Johnny Truant posted:

Doubtful. How recently did you get it? Cause I've seen them dating back to dickbutt's genesis, so...

That was facetious. Was probably about 2.5 years ago.

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Looking back, the transition from ska vocalist to vendor of patriotic-themed beef jerky was entirely natural

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
Dickbutt never fails to make me smile, but I would have to get the tattoo somewhere that I could see it.

So instead I got some stickers from vistaprint and just put them up places I visit often.

Whispering Machines
Dec 27, 2005

Monsters? They look like monsters to you?
The #firsttattoo tag on instagram is a goldmine/nightmare. Plenty of bad imagery, but some of the typography (fonts as well as hand-lettering/calligraphy) is ATROCIOUS. Terrible kerning as far as the eye can see.

Weird request: I remember once seeing a tattoo of a hot dog emerging from the skin, like it had cut its way out or something. I thought it was hilarious but forgot to save the image :( Anyone know what I'm talking about?

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Whispering Machines posted:

Weird request: I remember once seeing a tattoo of a hot dog emerging from the skin, like it had cut its way out or something. I thought it was hilarious but forgot to save the image :( Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Somebody needs to explain you "the birds and the bees," man.

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


This is just insufferable to me. No word on what it actually says.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




HungryMedusa posted:

This is just insufferable to me. No word on what it actually says.



Somehow, I would not be surprised to learn this is the John Galt speech.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

HungryMedusa posted:

This is just insufferable to me. No word on what it actually says.



Dont worry about that too much, nobody will be able to read any of those words in 6 months or so. That text is all way too small to hold up over time.

Zombiebeard
Jun 29, 2011

by astral
On the tattoo shop's website you can blow it up bigger...

It's "The Raven" :eng99:

Link

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Zombiebeard posted:

On the tattoo shop's website you can blow it up bigger...

It's "The Raven" :eng99:

Link

gently caress, too bad it's not a variation of 'lorem ipsum', or 'The Raven' done in Wingdings.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Zombiebeard posted:

On the tattoo shop's website you can blow it up bigger...

It's "The Raven" :eng99:

Link

So the last "nevermore" is just above his right knee. That is stupid. If you like the poem, (which you should for it is a good poem), just get the word "nevermore" tattoed. or an actual raven, or maybe even a raven saying "nevermore" or "lenore". Something that would be beautiful and/or meaningful and represenst the poem.

Instead he copies it out word for word, puts it in a place that is the most inconvienient for himself to read, and nearly teh most inconvenient for others to read, and then has it end above his right knee.

This man is a tool.

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


I mean I guess you could trash polka some sweet ravens on top of it or something, but come on dude.

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


HungryMedusa posted:

This is just insufferable to me. No word on what it actually says.



I was gonna say it was morse code before I scrolled down this page.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Should have been Imperial devotional bullshit. 40k nerds eat that poo poo up.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Doughy mother fucker

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself


Tasteless, but awesome

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Grump posted:



Tasteless, but awesome

Confirmed; owns.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Zombiebeard posted:


It's "The Raven" :eng99:


Fuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkk that.

Also yeah Ray Romano tattoo owns.

Psychobabble!
Jun 22, 2010

Observing this filth unsettles me

Funhilde posted:

Was hoping to find that goon's Lego tattoo that mentions stepping on a lego (bad description I know). In my search this came up.



Mine? :buddy:



(sorry for the freshly done pic, the healed pic wasnt working for some reason)

Edit: vvv :shrug: we wanted to make it cartoony and exaggerated and I like it so Oh well

Psychobabble! has a new favorite as of 04:57 on Dec 23, 2015

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Psychobabble! posted:

Mine? :buddy:



(sorry for the freshly done pic, the healed pic wasnt working for some reason)

Yeah, the dots on that brick are hella hosed up.

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Funhilde
Jun 1, 2011

Cats Love Me.

Psychobabble! posted:

Mine? :buddy:



(sorry for the freshly done pic, the healed pic wasnt working for some reason)

Edit: vvv :shrug: we wanted to make it cartoony and exaggerated and I like it so Oh well

Yes! I love it.

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