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Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
At least steam the drat cauliflower.

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Crust First posted:

Actually they're just straight up lying!

It's about ethics in awful food porn.

My faith in weird fair food was too strong

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

EorayMel posted:


I'm the fresh semen on the plate.

Not sure about the presentation of the cauliflower (though I do like raw cauliflower), but would anyway.

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

EorayMel posted:


I'm the fresh semen on the plate.

I'm underneath the semen on the plate.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Senior Scarybagels posted:

I'm underneath the semen on the plate.

Someone's got a case of the "Mondays"

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

Someone's got a case of the "Mondays"

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS
Who the gently caress eats raw cauliflower

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Semisponge posted:

Who the gently caress eats raw cauliflower

I.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Semisponge posted:

Who the gently caress eats raw cauliflower

'sup?

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Charge your loving battery.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!




Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

Why? How?!

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Semisponge posted:

Why? How?!

You're kidding right? Raw cauliflower is pretty common on vegetable trays with dips and stuff, just like carrots and celery and broccoli.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Arivia posted:

You're kidding right? Raw cauliflower is pretty common on vegetable trays with dips and stuff, just like carrots and celery and broccoli.

and it's the worst of the vegetables on that platter.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Cauliflower can be good, but I definitely think it needs to be prepared and seasoned correctly. It's a lot like a potato.

Speaking of seasoning vegetables, I ate a few months ago at the Little Goat Diner in Chicago and was really impressed by how good their vegetables tasted, so I brought it up to a friend I know that serves there and she told me the secret to delicious vegetables, which makes them completely unvegetarian.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Semisponge posted:

Why? How?!

I grew up eating raw vegetables for snacks. Baby carrots, celery, cauliflower, broccoli, lettuce, etc.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Raw cauliflower in small pieces works fine as a crunchy element in a garden salad.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Eponine posted:

Cauliflower can be good, but I definitely think it needs to be prepared and seasoned correctly. It's a lot like a potato.

Speaking of seasoning vegetables, I ate a few months ago at the Little Goat Diner in Chicago and was really impressed by how good their vegetables tasted, so I brought it up to a friend I know that serves there and she told me the secret to delicious vegetables, which makes them completely unvegetarian.

was it duck fat

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



LET MAMA FEED YOU, PETTY HUMAN, EAT FROM MY UNGODLY BOUNTY AND BE HUMBLED

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


Seeing screenshots with such low battery makes me anxious. :ohdear:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
It's been frozen and thawed, right? That's why it looks so lovely.

A frozen, thawed, plain-jane potato for lunch. :cripes:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's been frozen and thawed, right? That's why it looks so lovely.

A frozen, thawed, plain-jane potato for lunch. :cripes:

Why would you freeze a potato? They last forever and are cheap as gently caress

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
What thread are we in again?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

It's been frozen and thawed, right? That's why it looks so lovely.

A frozen, thawed, plain-jane potato for lunch. :cripes:

It is a "baked" potato that was cooked in the microwave at home and reheated in the microwave at work

source: :negative:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Get some butter and parsley on that bad boy at least. Plain potatoes suck.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Malt vinegar and ketchup will also work. :yum:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Or a feta cheese-yoghurt-garlic dressing, a sliced tomato, and fresh basil.

PYF Baked Potato Topping

Content:



goons posted:

would

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Or a feta cheese-yoghurt-garlic dressing, a sliced tomato, and fresh basil.

PYF Baked Potato Topping

Content:


This looks like a less attractive version of what my mom is making for Christmas eve dinner* and I am so, so excited.

*: For some reason, being Ukrainian means we do all the fun stuff the night before Christmas and spend Christmas day at the movie theatre and getting Chinese food and I not sure why this is because I was always so happy to get presents before anyone else that I never questioned it.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

Alaois posted:

was it duck fat

It's fish sauce!

I'm not really one for the Chicago culinary scene, even though I work like three blocks away from half of it, but drat I would recommend Little Goat Diner. It's more down-to-earth diner food (I am not a complicated woman) and it is really really delicious and not at all gross looking.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

PYF Baked Potato Topping

You can have the whole recipe!

Using a nylon brush, scrub potato thoroughly under cold running water
Lightly score with fork
brush with a very small amount of olive oil
Roll in coarse salt
Bake directly on oven rack at 400 f for about 80 minutes
Throw it in the garbage because baked potatoes are terrible
Heat 1qt water, dash of olive oil, and 2tsp salt to boiling
boil 1 lb linguini for about 7 minutes, drain
Chop and crush 6 cloves garlic
Dice 4 - 8 tinned anchovy fillets depending on how salty they are
Heat 1/8 cup olive oil in a heavy pan or wok
gently sautee anchovies and garlic until anchovies get melty
add 1/4 cup white wine, bring to a simmer and cook for about 1 minute
Add 1 can baby clams with juice, return to simmer
Add par-boiled linguini and simmer until linguini finishes cooking
Sprinkle with coarse salt and pepper to taste

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Without hesitation.

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

PYF Baked Potato Topping

A nice jacket potato with beans... I made this a few years ago. Surprisingly tasty, not that attractive.

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


benito posted:

A nice jacket potato with beans... I made this a few years ago. Surprisingly tasty, not that attractive.



I'll bet this was great, but it made me laugh because my first thought was "Bean Cup"

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

cash crab posted:

This looks like a less attractive version of what my mom is making for Christmas eve dinner* and I am so, so excited
Hunh. Every christmas meal as a kid would involve some sort of beef brisket, mashed potatoes and yorkshire pudding. I didn't know it was an actual traditional thing and not just something my family did.

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009



I don't see a single wrong thing about this

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Eponine posted:

It's fish sauce!

I'm not really one for the Chicago culinary scene, even though I work like three blocks away from half of it, but drat I would recommend Little Goat Diner. It's more down-to-earth diner food (I am not a complicated woman) and it is really really delicious and not at all gross looking.

Oh, that, yeah, fish sauce makes it into everything when you're Southeast Asian.

Like say, spaghetti sauce.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
What are the little orange flecks in the potatoes

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AnonSpore
Jan 19, 2012

"I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Haverchuck posted:

What are the little orange flecks in the potatoes

Minced carrot?

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