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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Oh my god, not the feats of strength. :cripes:

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Stop crying and fight your father.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I find your belief system fascinating.





RIP Kooger

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

mojo1701a posted:

FESTIVUS YES
BAGELS NO

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

potee posted:

I find your belief system fascinating.





RIP Kooger

It's K-UGER!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Oh please, somebody, stop this :cry:

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002

Root Bear posted:

NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL NO BAGEL

Can we still make bagels?

Sure, it's just a little steamy. :)

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
BAAAAAD







BAD CHICKEN !!







MESS U UP

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Oh please, somebody, stop this :cry:

Stop crying and fight your father!!!

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!
Hey, how'd my horse do?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
He had to be shot.

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
Is everything all right here, postal employee Newman?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Slider posted:

Is everything all right here, postal employee Newman?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The timeless art of seduction...

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

I got this for Christmas from a friend.



That's it George. Come on! come on! Give it to me. Come on, work it! Work it! Yeah be a man! Be a man!

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

esperantinc posted:

I got this for Christmas from a friend.



That's it George. Come on! come on! Give it to me. Come on, work it! Work it! Yeah be a man! Be a man!

Lover Boy!! You are a Lover Boy!!!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Lover Boy!! You are a Lover Boy!!!

Oh, yeah. This can't miss. :rolleyes:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

esperantinc posted:

I got this for Christmas from a friend.



That's it George. Come on! come on! Give it to me. Come on, work it! Work it! Yeah be a man! Be a man!

It's a loathsome, offensive quote; yet I can't look away... :stare:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Root Bear posted:

It's a loathsome, offensive quote; yet I can't look away... :stare:

He disgusts me. :colbert:

...

I love it! :allears:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

He disgusts me. :colbert:

...

I love it! :allears:

No, no, I don't think that's going to do it. These posts you handed in, it's almost as if you have no quote training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

No, no, I don't think that's going to do it. These posts you handed in, it's almost as if you have no quote training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be.

I don't even really post here!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Can you keep it down to a low roar? Some of us have to post in the morning.


Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Keep 'em spread! Just make love to that wall, pervert!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I wrote a 20 minute bit about how quoting sucks.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

I wrote a 20 minute bit about how quoting sucks.

So what's the deal with politics? I don't get it. Am I right people?

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
What's the deal with homework? You're not actually working on your home!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
The quotes? A little hacky.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

The quotes? A little hacky.

I love stuff you don't have to think about!

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
I mean, what's the deal with cancer?

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Slider posted:

I mean, what's the deal with cancer?

Hey, I have cancer!

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Imagined posted:

Hey, I have cancer!

Well, I had sex with your wife!

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Well, I had sex with your wife!

His wife's in a coma :(

Hank Morgan
Jun 17, 2007

Light Along the Inverse Curve.
Because as everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year two-thousand and one. Which would make your party, one year late, and thus, quite lame.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Imagined posted:

Hey, I have cancer!

What you got, a pair of bullets?

Two pair? Three of a kind?

Oh my God, you got a flush! You're holding a flush!


A full house? You got a full house? Turn 'em over LifeGetsWorser, I wanna see
'em. Come on, I'm calling! Whadda ya got?! :haw:

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


TMMadman posted:

I wrote a 20 minute bit about how quoting sucks.

I've prepared some science experiments that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Root Bear posted:

What you got, a pair of bullets?

Two pair? Three of a kind?

Oh my God, you got a flush! You're holding a flush!


A full house? You got a full house? Turn 'em over LifeGetsWorser, I wanna see
'em. Come on, I'm calling! Whadda ya got?! :haw:

The haunting memories of lost love. May I?

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher.

Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her. Much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

potee posted:

The haunting memories of lost love. May I?

Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher.

Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her. Much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

My boyfriend said I got it from a tractor.

Electromax
May 6, 2007

Hank Morgan posted:

Because as everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year two-thousand and one. Which would make your party, one year late, and thus, quite lame.

Wouldn't Newman's 2000 party be a year early then? Cmon Jer.

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Electromax posted:

Wouldn't Newman's 2000 party be a year early then? Cmon Jer.

That's a shame. :smug:

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