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notZaar posted:Articles like that never seem to grasp that about half the people in this country don't live in major metro areas and apps don't cater to the rural and suburb crowd. The thing I don't get is, I live in a big city and there are three grocery stores within a 5 minute walk or 1 minute drive/bike ride of me. It's easier than ever for me to go to the store and cook things. It just baffles me.
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I just got this great new app called Water™. They deliver on demand and their drink is so great I'm just gonna say right now, I couldn't live without it. I straight up feel more alive when I drink it. It's amazing. it's because it's pure. simple. artisanal. real. tangible and it comes in an eco friendly cardboard box with a picture of a funny cat on it, so I know I am making the world a better place. Whoever thought of this Water™ is a genius bravo. I wish someone would invent an app for my shoes so I wasn't stepping on the laces all of the time.
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OctoberBlues posted:The thing I don't get is, I live in a big city and there are three grocery stores within a 5 minute walk or 1 minute drive/bike ride of me. It's easier than ever for me to go to the store and cook things. It just baffles me. This is more of an NYC thing and basically treating seamless as how everyone gets food is a symptom of the media being based there. It makes sense there because apartments that don't cost insane amounts (for NYC) tend to have small, basically useless kitchens. SF may be going down the same route as apartments are more expensive there now than NYC. With a crippled kitchen, and the wide variety of good, cheapish resturants very large metros have, it can make sense, even if it costs more.
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OctoberBlues posted:The thing I don't get is, I live in a big city and there are three grocery stores within a 5 minute walk or 1 minute drive/bike ride of me. It's easier than ever for me to go to the store and cook things. It just baffles me. Tbf it depends on the area. There is yuppie, hipster-filled college town around where I live (Uni of Michigan area) that up until recently had a thousand super expensive restaurants and "artisinal" coffee shops but the closest thing to a grocery store was the grocers aisle of a CVS or 7-11. Hell, even in Detroit the closest thing you have to a grocer around the University was a bunch of whole foods, no regular places. Only recently have they started to realize that six dollar tomatoes probably isn't the best for regular college students
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Meta Ridley posted:You're all just salty cuz you had a poo poo childhood with MSPaint AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND... I float in the ocean!
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NESguerilla posted:I just got this great new app called Water™. They deliver on demand and their drink is so great I'm just gonna say right now, I couldn't live without it. I straight up feel more alive when I drink it. It's amazing. it's because it's pure. simple. artisanal. real. tangible and it comes in an eco friendly cardboard box with a picture of a funny cat on it, so I know I am making the world a better place. Whoever thought of this Water™ is a genius bravo. ShoZ©®™: an app that summons a desperate college student or illegal immigrant with 3 jobs to come tie your shoes ** **all ShoZ©™® team members are independent contractors and not direct hire ShoZ™®© employees. ShoZ©™® does not conduct background checks and can not verify felon status, nor are we required to provide health or liability insurance. When a strange man or woman with face sores in a festive purple ShoZ©™® hoodie appears at your door, you enter into a binding agreement not to sue ShoZ©™® for any damages related to physical or sexual assault by letting them in. ShoZ©™® in no way requires or expects our independent contractors to perform sexual services for our app users; any and all violation of state or federal law falls solely upon the independent contractor in question. If your ShoZ©™® independent contractor sees your ridiculous comfort ridden lifestyle in which you live in a beautiful glass and stainless steel condominium that looks a lot like an Apple™© store and breaks down crying, cursing the day they were born, why God? Why am I tormented so? Please do not be alarmed- they are most likely just exhausted from their 12 hour shift working at that Automat®™ restaurant place where they stand behind a glass wall where you can't see them, slaving away stirring huge vats of weird South American psudograins to pour in your slop bowl, you lazy uses less cant-tie-your-own-drat-shoes millennial
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Tim Whatley posted:Blue Apron is another startup (of course it is) that delivers ingredients to your house in pre-packaged segments so you can cook. Which is even worse for a variety of reasons, but the biggest being that nobody has apparently heard of a grocery store. Oh my god when I read "blue apron" at first I thought it was a way of calling cooking for yourself an activity for the working class. And yeah let's just have as much packaging for our food as humanly possible jesus loving christ. Why keep olive oil in your pantry if you can get exactly 2 tbsp delivered to your door! NESguerilla posted:I just got this great new app called Water™. They deliver on demand and their drink is so great I'm just gonna say right now, I couldn't live without it. I straight up feel more alive when I drink it. It's amazing. it's because it's pure. simple. artisanal. real. tangible and it comes in an eco friendly cardboard box with a picture of a funny cat on it, so I know I am making the world a better place. Whoever thought of this Water™ is a genius bravo. I am happy to announce my new product, Artisanally Evaporated Reiki water, also known as Åër™ We will deliver Åër™ to your house in a specially-designed container that maximizes spiritual compatibility. Anyway, haha "art is anal," and jpg or die:  This guy sends you a sharpened pencil in the mail for $40
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Dec 23, 2015 21:11
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quote:Shall I cook or order-in tonight? These people live on another planet.
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Blue Apron - "Family Plan" (Family-style Meals for Four) 4 recipes per week (each serves 4) Weekly total: $139.84
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Dec 23, 2015 21:32
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So far I had only encountered "respect my pronouns" type people on the internet but I met one irl today. She was actually v attractive but completely obnoxious what a waste
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Dec 23, 2015 21:41
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NESguerilla posted:Whoever thought of this Water™ is a genius bravo. You may joke but I saw an ad the other week at a bus stop for some kind of sparkling spring water (NOW WITH BUBBLES!), and the tag line was literally 'PURE GENIUS'.
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https://twitter.com/PK_EQD/status/679560930183778304
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No 45y old software engineer screaming at the kids about "all your base are belong to us" and that they should get therapy and jobs 2/5
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what % of millenials are darkies? something 2 think about (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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At what point during your time vaping off a bright blue robot cock in a fursuit do you realize you failed at life?
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Living in Sacramento is cool because you hear about all this lame delivery app poo poo from the Bay Area or New York and literally none of them work in this area because of how retarded it is to expect someone to drive from an office in Roseville to drop off your 3 eggs and sugar or whatever in Del Paso Heights. So its like half of the startup industry may as well not exist here
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bluewedge posted:what % of millenials are darkies? Idgi
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Art is anal
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Larry Parrish posted:Living in Sacramento is cool because you hear about all this lame delivery app poo poo from the Bay Area or New York and literally none of them work in this area because of how retarded it is to expect someone to drive from an office in Roseville to drop off your 3 eggs and sugar or whatever in Del Paso Heights. So its like half of the startup industry may as well not exist here Also in Sacremento you don't have to worry about techies pitching app ideas at the local bar. etalian fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Dec 24, 2015 |
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Dec 24, 2015 05:24
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I just watched 1 minute of a Jessica Nigri live stream. I want the world to explode.
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I was picking up Jnr this afternoon from his School which has a very good reputation in our area and it's students were known for their high dress standards and good behavior. However today was a type of free dress day and as such the students were able to wear normal clothes as long as they were or had in them a certain color. Now I was shocked to see that when I was driving him out of the school that the students were behaving abnormally. They were completely disregarding their mormal behaviour and crossing the road away from the designated crossing that was approximately 15 meters away? Not only were they doing this, they were ignoring the cars that were on the road also. Just sauntering across the road at any angle they desired expecting the traffic to stop for them. Now these are students from a school where such behavior is not tollerated and I was shocked to see this occuring. However with the way that the behaviour of most of the young people today has degraded, I suppose that it had to happen sooner or later. It's a shame that this had to happen, but sooner or later the general population will wake up and see that this 'Tree of Political Correctness' is bearing rotten fruit and that the 'Do Gooders' are really destroying what is RIGHT. So what we need are Do Righters instead. "The Good Old Days" were called that for a reason - they were the days when people and behavior was GOOD.
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I'd like to talk to your manager
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr_NLS6YgiM me irl Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Dec 24, 2015 |
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Dec 24, 2015 05:46
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Whelp, if I ever have kids, gonna drown them
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Maybe if the government stopped putting estrogen in the water, girls wouldn't look like full grown women at 16 and men wouldn't have low T. Really makes u think...
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Stealth snapped this photograph at the grocery store today
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Stinky_Pete posted:Stealth snapped this photograph the grocery store today
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symbolic posted:that is a lot of loving orange juice Have you never been to a grocery store?
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JB50 posted:Have you never been to a grocery store? apparently i don't pay attention to it much
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symbolic posted:yes but i am not used to seeing that much orange juice Some of it is sunny d which doesnt count as orange juice.
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Dec 24, 2015 07:37
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JB50 posted:Some of it is sunny d which doesnt count as orange juice.
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what's sunny d? some american thing. let's look it upquote:Manufacturer Procter & Gamble oh, diluted corn syrup. of course it is.
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I think all of those things in the image are fake orange juice
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Mathematician writes paper on why hipsters all look the same. http://wapo.st/1Ob9VN2 I have no idea if this has any validity, but since it picks on a subset of millennials (all of them) I'll seize on it as truth. (Repost from 2014)
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the whole "lol why all nonconformists look same?!?!?" thing is pretty loving dumb because generally the purpose is to rebel against parental expectations and the popular media portrayal of your demographic's culture, not to not look like anyone else ever there are millions of people, you're going to look like a bunch of other people no matter what your style is unless you design and sew all of your own clothing and even then it's still probably going to be derivative
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