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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


i am persecuted as a white christian male

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


what about MY rights?!

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
why can't i call them illegals? thats what they are

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
srsly tho my one of my two IRL friends says bullshit like that and i finally stopped talking to him two weeks ago, i have been happier since severing

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
constantly having to explain that racism and sexism do indeed exist was getting more tiring than reminding my grandmother god rest her soul that its not okay to say friend of the family any more. no, colored isn't okay either. just say black or keep it to yourself.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


war of northern aggression

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i don't drink water

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i don't drink

FamDav
Mar 29, 2008
how can you work from home?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

working opening shift on chrsitmas and new years sucks but hey at least I get time and a half

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

qirex posted:

working opening shift on chrsitmas and new years sucks but hey at least I get time and a half

plus the boss will really appreciate it. makes u valuable.

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i have a remote for every single device

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

war of northern aggression

I refer to the counties around DC as 'occupied Virginia'

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i can't shut the gently caress up about game of thrones

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

craisins posted:

i have a remote for every single device

Wow dude. Gotta get on this sick kickstarted multi remote I got. Mine took 20 hours to program and my wife has to ask to watch tv , but I got it all down to one remote!.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

My car isn't rusty, it has a patina

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

yard salad posted:

my steam library is worth more than my retirement

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i spent 2 paychecks worth of money on my girlfriend who i've been dating for 3 months

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i proposed to my girlfriend on christmas/valentine's day/her birthday

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
time to mail in my mensa dues

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Perplx posted:

time to mail in my mensa dues
i was in the top 10% of my high school class.

ten years ago.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

craisins posted:

i spent 2 paychecks worth of money on my girlfriend who i've been dating for 3 months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4V9UXt9fYg

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

thats a horrible video-pointed-at-tv recording of a shortened version of the commercial, but the full length one is literally a dude selling his poo poo on the app to pay for an upcoming date lol

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

mishaq posted:

pay for an upcoming date lol
saw this and knew exactly what ad you were talking about

i like how he thinks he can make a dent in the cost of the date by selling a soccer ball

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
dollar menunaire 8)

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

craisins posted:

i proposed to my girlfriend on christmas/valentine's day/her birthday

on a cruise/a beach/the empire state building/a steakhouse

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

http://www.ispot.tv/ad/AAvB/wallapop-need-date-night-money

lol at this gay earth

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Can't it just be a plaza for everyone, where all people, regardless of sexual preference can hang out? Isn't this segregation? I don't know of a straight plaza, that would be wrong... I guess I'll have to stick to "dude chilling park".

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

THC posted:

Can't it just be a plaza for everyone, where all people, regardless of sexual preference can hang out? Isn't this segregation? I don't know of a straight plaza, that would be wrong... I guess I'll have to stick to "dude chilling park".
the name of the article is kinda misleading, but seriously who gives a poo poo

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

ooc I think when these guys talk about a "straight plaza" what they really mean is they want a place where they can go harass women and their unwanted advances won't be rejected over and over

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
I am extremely proud being my 1/32 Cherokee and I will bring it up at all occasions

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
i buy adult coloring books

foxy boxing babe
Jan 17, 2010


craisins posted:

i buy adult coloring books

I want to know where you can buy adult coloring books

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Julie And Candy posted:

I want to know where you can buy adult coloring books

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

http://www.amazon.com/Dune-Coloring-Book/dp/0448233568

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003

Wild EEPROM posted:

I am extremely proud being my 1/32 Cherokee and I will bring it up at all occasions

gather round, children, and hear the tale. it all started when your great great grandfather raped a "native american",

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
im in nine different fantasy sports leagues but i haven't found time to read through my 401(k) paperwork

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i'm just tellin it like it is!
im just saying what we are all thinking

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
i'll save you the trouble: keep your money in there, borrow against it only for important things, like cruises or jewelry for your fat wife.

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Julie And Candy posted:

I want to know where you can buy adult coloring books

michaels and jo anns. i know a gal who loves them. she does them while watching tv. totally serious

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