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Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

BobbyK posted:

How is it famous?

I wouldn't say "famous", but it's the casting couch that is in a million different videos. Most people recognize it.

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BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Holy poo poo that's great. Thank you

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
lol @ goons pretending not to recognize porn

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

the blurred face makes it

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

poptart_fairy posted:

lol @ goons pretending not to recognize porn

What is this "porn" of what you speak?

Coleridge49
May 8, 2007

Laurenz posted:



so relateable am i right

It's not lost until your mum can't find it.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




And here I thought it was the thing that looks like a dildo on the desk that tipped people off.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Regalingualius posted:

And here I thought it was the thing that looks like a dildo on the desk that tipped people off.

That's...that's a camera.

What the hell kind of dildos are you using?

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


lol if you watch so much porn that you immediately recognize screen grabs/furniture

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

CobiWann posted:

That's...that's a camera.

What the hell kind of dildos are you using?

The ones made out of cameras.

:ughh:

http://i.imgur.com/OoPPNWD.jpg

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


I'm behind on social media currency, how many respects is a share?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




CobiWann posted:

That's...that's a camera.

What the hell kind of dildos are you using?

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Unironic 'fashion' post.


bonus stupid family post. This 'muslim refugee' is a Toronto resident, presumably a Canadian citizen, and has a very Indian name. Not to say that Indian people can't be Muslim, but to say that my father is so afraid of brown people that they're all the same to him.

link to article from an actual news source and not that tripe

uranium grass has a new favorite as of 00:05 on Dec 24, 2015

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
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LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

subpar anachronism posted:

Unironic 'fashion' post.


Punch him in the clock.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

poptart_fairy posted:

lol @ goons pretending not to recognize porn

lol @ the goons who still watch mundane porn

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

poptart_fairy posted:

lol @ me pretending I didn't just come to this thread for gamergate

'We shouldn't profile ALL cult of death members because of the actions of a few powerheads who are manipulating the easily manipulated into committing acts of jihad in the name of their religion.' This is what the left are saying. And some misguided fools in the middle.

Here's the thing.

The San Bernardino shooter was considered a moderate. He was never overly religious, they said. He lived in the USA for a long time. Worked amongst us. Was a model citizen. And then BAM. Manipulated. (If you let the middle and left tell it)

Or was he? Was he just answering his call to jihad? How many others will be 'manipulated' into committing acts of terror? How long are we expected to take it in the rear end to prove our 'acceptance' policy and avoid the 'xenophobe' label?

What's that saying? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Sorry, but, I'm not a fool and will not put my safety and the safety of my family at risk in hopes that these so-called 'moderates' are who they claim they are.

You say I'm living in fear because I don't blindly accept people at their word. Quite the contrary. I fear no one. And I sure as hell feel a lot safer knowing none of this cult live anywhere near me.

Lottery of Babylon has a new favorite as of 00:43 on Dec 24, 2015

Je suis fatigue
May 5, 2009

Amazing! It's a double J.O.!

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Screen grab from an Isis video

I mean, I get that the pic is part of the post you're quoting but come on don't post pics of people being burned alive.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received
"He who fights monsters should take care he only becomes slightly less of a monster." - Nitchy.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Je suis fatigue posted:

I mean, I get that the pic is part of the post you're quoting but come on don't post pics of people being burned alive.

I believe when at war, you gotta get as dirty as those you are fighting against... maybe even dirtier. If they are lighting our people on fire in cages, we ABSOLUTELY should be doing the same, if not worse, to them!

Our military sjould be torching the hadjis children and wives. The only way to win a war is to be more violent then your enemy.

Why is it that you people caannot seem to understand that wars are won by killing. If the hadjis kill 100 innocents, we need to kill 10,000 of their civilians.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Lottery of Babylon posted:

I believe when at war, you gotta get as dirty as those you are fighting against... maybe even dirtier. If they are lighting our people on fire in cages, we ABSOLUTELY should be doing the same, if not worse, to them!

Our military sjould be torching the hadjis children and wives. The only way to win a war is to be more violent then your enemy.

Why is it that you people caannot seem to understand that wars are won by killing. If the hadjis kill 100 innocents, we need to kill 10,000 of their civilians.

This is sarcasm, right?

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Laurenz posted:

This is sarcasm, right?

Water boarding is NOT TORTURE. Speaking because I have been water boarded while in the military...NOT TORTURE and not deadly. The info obtained has saved thousands of lives. Anyone against it doesnt understand it and have probably never been in a situation where it could save THEIR lives. Easy to sit at a keyboard and play the humanitarian. Go out in the blood and guts and THEN see how you feel about it.

Waterboarding is too GOOD for enemies of America....I'd prefer using their nuts,as a pin-cushion....

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


And many more countries gained independence peacefully, what's their point?

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Water boarding is NOT TORTURE. Speaking because I have been water boarded while in the military...NOT TORTURE and not deadly. The info obtained has saved thousands of lives. Anyone against it doesnt understand it and have probably never been in a situation where it could save THEIR lives. Easy to sit at a keyboard and play the humanitarian. Go out in the blood and guts and THEN see how you feel about it.

Waterboarding is too GOOD for enemies of America....I'd prefer using their nuts,as a pin-cushion....

You remind me of Charlie from Always Sunny in that episode where he pretends to be a 'Nam vet.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Laurenz posted:

You remind me of Charlie from Always Sunny in that episode where he pretends to be a 'Nam vet.

LoB's gimmick is posting insane walls of text with no quote tags. You're welcome.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Laurenz posted:

You remind me of Charlie from Always Sunny in that episode where he pretends to be a 'Nam vet.

I agree with you. There are sleeper cells all over the country just waiting to be activated. I don't trust ANY of these raghead goat humpers.



Impeach him now. If you don't share you are part of the problem.

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(

Lottery of Babylon posted:

'We shouldn't profile ALL cult of death members because of the actions of a few powerheads who are manipulating the easily manipulated into committing acts of jihad in the name of their religion.' This is what the left are saying. And some misguided fools in the middle.

Here's the thing.

The San Bernardino shooter was considered a moderate. He was never overly religious, they said. He lived in the USA for a long time. Worked amongst us. Was a model citizen. And then BAM. Manipulated. (If you let the middle and left tell it)

Or was he? Was he just answering his call to jihad? How many others will be 'manipulated' into committing acts of terror? How long are we expected to take it in the rear end to prove our 'acceptance' policy and avoid the 'xenophobe' label?

What's that saying? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Sorry, but, I'm not a fool and will not put my safety and the safety of my family at risk in hopes that these so-called 'moderates' are who they claim they are.

You say I'm living in fear because I don't blindly accept people at their word. Quite the contrary. I fear no one. And I sure as hell feel a lot safer knowing none of this cult live anywhere near me.



Subtle.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

I see Obama, four muslims I guess, and Gimli on the left.

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So, five Muslims.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

Lottery of Babylon posted:

I believe when at war, you gotta get as dirty as those you are fighting against... maybe even dirtier. If they are lighting our people on fire in cages, we ABSOLUTELY should be doing the same, if not worse, to them!

Our military sjould be torching the hadjis children and wives. The only way to win a war is to be more violent then your enemy.

Why is it that you people caannot seem to understand that wars are won by killing. If the hadjis kill 100 innocents, we need to kill 10,000 of their civilians.


"He who fights monsters should totally become a bigger, more badass monster." - Nitchy.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


burexas.irom posted:

I'm behind on social media currency, how many respects is a share?

Probably five, I guess.

subpar anachronism posted:

bonus stupid family post. This 'muslim refugee' is a Toronto resident, presumably a Canadian citizen, and has a very Indian name. Not to say that Indian people can't be Muslim, but to say that my father is so afraid of brown people that they're all the same to him.

link to article from an actual news source and not that tripe

I'm guessing she is, based on the fact that she has a Master's degree. IIRC, it's hard to "transfer" degrees when you move from a different country. In any case, yeah, people don't really care about distinctions like that.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I don't know, if rednecknewswire.com says muslims are crazy folk who stab strangers on the street without provacation who am I to argue???

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




I know it's 9gag, but this is very cringey.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Chomp8645 posted:

I don't know, if rednecknewswire.com says muslims are crazy folk who stab strangers on the street without provacation who am I to argue???

Some quality journalism on that site... too bad the lieberal media doesn't follow suit!

NachtSieger
Apr 10, 2013



I'm the guy in the far back wondering which of the other dudes farted.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

PETA clickbait. "You won't BELIEVE how this family's rescue cat was found!" (Tortured, mutilated, and killed.)



The blurred part is an image of the cat's body. I didn't think anyone would want to see it even though it's small.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


So... the cat was found exactly as it would have been had PETA gotten to it first?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


A friend's mom used to post a lot of SPCA clickbait of mutilated animals. It was the worst. Like, I know animal abuse is bad. I have zero interest in seeing that.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

A friend's mom used to post a lot of SPCA clickbait of mutilated animals. It was the worst. Like, I know animal abuse is bad. I have zero interest in seeing that.

I'm friends with a couple of animal rights activists on Facebook. Some of them post really graphic factory farm videos. It's like... I'm already vegan, buddy, and so are most of your friends probably. You're preaching to the choir here.

Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

cash crab posted:

A friend's mom used to post a lot of SPCA clickbait of mutilated animals. It was the worst. Like, I know animal abuse is bad. I have zero interest in seeing that.

My friend does that all the time. You'll be scrolling down looking at pictures of selfies and then BAM suddenly there's a huge picture of a dog being skinned alive and beaten in a foreign language. So you can't even figure out what the issue is. It's just...dead dogs.

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Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx
I'm not the only one! My uncle does this in spells. I don't know if he's high and gets on a bent sometimes but it's loving awful. He's been talked to about it and his response is pretty much, well, this is where your food is coming from and if you can't handle it, then stop eating meat.
So like, I eat meat in small amounts and try to get it from humane sources but my uncle is pretty hard core. He doesn't think we have any right to take the life of another for food. I just am not going to get into it with him but he's really bad about anthropomorphizing animal behavior (no connection with furries whatsoever, just doesn't get that animal perceptions and emotional responses might be significantly different than the human experience). He also posts a lot of videos looking deeply into the eyes of cows, or videos of a hippy dude massaging a napping cow. The most recent one was a tuna being hauled onto a boat and stabbed. The overlying text bid the viewer to imagine you in "her" place or something like that. Prior to that it was non stop anti milk videos. One headline said something like Having "your" milk with cereal? It belongs to him! Photo of a calf.

He has a pack of rescue dogs too. At least he doesn't feed them a bullshit vegan diet, though I'm not sure what exactly he does do ethically. So I guess he isn't above pet ownership, but Jesus Christ visiting is nuts. Smelly, happy, but ill behaved dogs everywhere.

Otherwise this uncle is totally cool. But holy poo poo he will light Facebook on fire sometimes. He posted a bunch of confederate flag stuff to prod his conservative friends, then berate them until they defriended him.

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