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http://www.ibtimes.com/flight-mh370-update-search-missing-malaysia-airline-conclude-june-2016-2238328
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quote:Families of passengers who went missing have been fiercely critical of the handling of the investigation since it began. They have complained that officials have failed to adequately inform them of the status of the search.
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Dec 24, 2015 00:34
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Have any terrible cable channels put out a special insinuating the plane was stolen by aliens or ghosts or something yet?
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Dec 24, 2015 02:45
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Give it 5 years.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:40
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Has everyone checked their bins? My neighbours cat was in mine. Just a thought.
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Dec 24, 2015 04:42
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The cat was alive btw.
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nockturne posted:http://www.ibtimes.com/flight-mh370-update-search-missing-malaysia-airline-conclude-june-2016-2238328 I guess they can't do it forever. Roughly 98,400,000 other people have died since the plane went missing.
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Dec 24, 2015 06:01
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Ratjaculation posted:The cat was alive btw. More from our correspondent, Little Tommy Stout, later on in the show
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Dec 24, 2015 06:28
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Ratjaculation posted:The cat was alive btw. Was alive? drat you killed your neighbor's cat.
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Dec 24, 2015 06:30
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Just when they give up, go home, and sit down. They'll see it sitting there right on their living room coffee table. Boy won't that be a big laugh.
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Dec 24, 2015 07:57
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A Malaysian company is opening a Sharia-compliant airline because they know God hates their planes
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Fat Lowtax posted:A Malaysian company is opening a Sharia-compliant airline because they know God hates their planes I thought you were joking at first.  quote:The idea for Rayani Air grew out of much-publicised complaints by conservative Muslims who believed that two major air disasters for the national Malaysia Airlines — Flight 370 that went missing in March 2014 and Flight 17 downed a few months later over Ukraine — were caused by Allah's wrath.
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Microwaves Mom posted:Just when they give up, go home, and sit down. They'll see it sitting there right on their living room coffee table. Boy won't that be a big laugh. Happens EVERY time
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Dec 24, 2015 13:30
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smoobles posted:I thought you were joking at first. Moon god really hated those people I guess.
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So I signed up for the cards against humanity xmas gift thing this year, and the final gift involves a map of a castle in Ireland. So we need to look in the hills south of the Sea of Troubles. http://i.imgur.com/VRs9Zmb.jpg?1
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I WISH EVERYONE ABOARD THE MISSING PLANES A MERRY XMAS AND A SAFE JOURNEY! 
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Dec 25, 2015 18:37
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Rambling Robot posted:I WISH EVERYONE ABOARD THE MISSING PLANES A MERRY XMAS AND A SAFE JOURNEY! Thank you. Only one of the planes is missing though the other was found in the ukrane shortly after being shot out of the sky by russian hillbillies.
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Microwaves Mom posted:Thank you. Only one of the planes is missing though the other was found in the ukrane shortly after being shot out of the sky by russian hillbillies. LIES! ACCORDING TO PUTIN TV IT WAS THE DIRTY UKRAINIANS!
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Dec 25, 2015 18:45
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Did they find it yet? I see some new posts
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Hot Karl Marx posted:Did they find it yet? I see some new posts I'm afraid not. Maybe in 2016. Just wait and see.
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Rambling Robot posted:I'm afraid not. if they find it then it could be the year of smoobles & microwave's mom gettin married 
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Microwaves Mom posted:if they find it then it could be the year of smoobles & microwave's mom gettin married Oh my!
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Dec 25, 2015 20:03
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Fat Lowtax posted:A Malaysian company is opening a Sharia-compliant airline because they know God hates their planes At least they'll be able to fly over Syria.
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Dec 25, 2015 21:06
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smoobles posted:I thought you were joking at first. ~10 years ago Dick Cheney was flying in a plane and suddenly a barrage of lightning bolts exploded nearby resulting in the plane nearly being shot right out of the sky. Zeus did that.
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Dec 26, 2015 03:25
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Zogo posted:~10 years ago Dick Cheney was flying in a plane and suddenly a barrage of lightning bolts exploded nearby resulting in the plane nearly being shot right out of the sky. He needs to improve his aim.
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Dec 26, 2015 03:35
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did u know: Dick Cheney actually embraced being called Darth Vader and now uses the Imperial March before his speeches and has a Darth Vader truck trailer hitch
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Strangely I turned the TV to C-SPAN an hour ago and witnessed this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15a6aHXJQQs Even Joe Biden was there to congratulate him. Shameful!
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:did u know: Dick Cheney actually embraced being called Darth Vader and now uses the Imperial March before his speeches and has a Darth Vader truck trailer hitch If he wasn't such a dick, this would probably be pretty awesome.
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Zogo posted:Strangely I turned the TV to C-SPAN an hour ago and witnessed this: lol of course hillary is there.
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Dec 27, 2015 07:18
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Almost lost another one. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-28/malaysia-airlines-investigates-mix-up-plane-wrong-direction/7057192
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Dec 28, 2015 18:45
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Kilo147 posted:Almost lost another one. Holy poo poo these guys should be out of business.
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Dec 29, 2015 10:16
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Kilo147 posted:Almost lost another one. Well, at least we know what happened to MH370! Still missing though.
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Well, at least we know what happened to MH370! I'll need Chinatown to confirm.
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Kilo147 posted:I'll need Chinatown to confirm. Its still gone, guy.
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Chinatown posted:Its still gone, guy. Thanks for the confirmation. I was hoping it didn't just fly the wrong way and end up on the moon.
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Kilo147 posted:Thanks for the confirmation. I was hoping it didn't just fly the wrong way and end up on the moon. if it had ended up on the moon Islamists would be angry as that's Allah's home.
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