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I think he was planning on eating at Denny's all the time, yeah
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 02:53 |
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Levitate posted:lol at people who hike with expensive next gen console, I like to hike with my old NES just to troll people because new consoles can't match the artistry of classic games i know right, loving lol at these scrubs i saw a really old dude rucking in an oscilliscope he'd hardwired to play missile command. you do this long enough you see some real legends
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 03:01 |
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Once hiked a 14er in tennis shoes, come at me
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 03:07 |
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Lotka Volterra posted:Once hiked a 14er in tennis shoes, come at me Whenever I see pics of 14ers they always just look like really really big hills.
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 03:08 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Whenever I see pics of 14ers they always just look like really really big hills. if you're acclimatized, that's usually all they are
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 03:10 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Whenever I see pics of 14ers they always just look like really really big hills. Because most people only hike the class 1/2s that are close to Denver and eschew the cool climbs in the rest of the state. Except for Longs; Jesus. I will never do Longs again because there are too many goddamned people in class 3 terrain that shouldn't loving be there.
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 04:01 |
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Wormskull posted:Wow... Where to begin...
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 04:21 |
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I know it's not hiking, but it loving infuriates me when I see assholes on stand up paddle boards without a pfd or lifejacket. Mutherfucker, nobody wants your bloated corpse washing up on the beach.
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 07:48 |
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It's cool bro, they got a tether
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 08:09 |
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Slim Pickens posted:It's cool bro, they got a tether At least the board will be returned to the beach with their body after they fall off and hit their head on a rock and drown. Those things are pricey.
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 09:37 |
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This forum moves too slow. We gotta pick up the pace or I'm going to have to stop and put on a layer
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 10:43 |
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Epitope posted:This forum moves too slow. We gotta pick up the pace or I'm going to have to stop and put on a layer Lol. Now this is the good poo poo
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 15:49 |
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Epitope posted:This forum moves too slow. We gotta pick up the pace or I'm going to have to stop and put on a layer If people would quit stopping we'd make better time. Stop being a baby and loving hike. SMH
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 16:19 |
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B33rChiller posted:I know it's not hiking, but it loving infuriates me when I see assholes on stand up paddle boards without a pfd or lifejacket. Mutherfucker, nobody wants your bloated corpse washing up on the beach. Or for that matter, paddle boards. Let's just take kayaking and surfing, mash them together, and make a much more lame sport where I can look like a dorky gondola Jesus.
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 16:22 |
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I want to fight Ray Jardine some day. He started a terrible umbrella trend and chiseled holds across the nose of Half Dome.
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 17:05 |
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Save me jeebus posted:Because most people only hike the class 1/2s that are close to Denver and eschew the cool climbs in the rest of the state. Except for Longs; Jesus. I will never do Longs again because there are too many goddamned people in class 3 terrain that shouldn't loving be there. yeah, though hiking class 2s can be fun with some nice scrambling stuff like elbert, though, yeah. glorified walks up a really big hill
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# ? Dec 22, 2015 22:37 |
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If you aren't carrying at least 50 lbs and 100L you're a wimp
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 02:35 |
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if you aren't carrying less than 25lb you're basically car camping
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 04:25 |
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People have hiked the AT in crocs. Unless you're hiking in extreme conditions or ignoring the 10 essentials completely there is no 'right' or 'wrong'. If it feels good out I'll go on weekend trips in cotton and wearing sneakers.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 09:15 |
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I didn't think hiking was such a heavily regulated sport. Different classes for terrain / trails? 10 essentials? I've never heard of any of this. I was under the impression that hiking was simply walking in the woods. But I guess I shouldn't be surprised that people take it super serious and sperg out about every aspect.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 09:38 |
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B33rChiller posted:I didn't think hiking was such a heavily regulated sport. The 10 essentials isn't something extreme or super serious, it's just basic safety. Carry water, food, shelter, etc. If I'm going to unfamiliar territory or planning on doing anything more than a planned <8 hour hike in familiar territory I'm carrying the full 10. It's stupid not to.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 09:46 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:if you aren't carrying less than 25lb you're basically car camping Carrying less than 25 is like hiring a helicopter to drop you off at the top, it doesn't count
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 15:05 |
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I own a pair of Crocs for day hikes .
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 15:39 |
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I use comfy trail runners.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 16:17 |
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quote:The Ten Essentials "The ten essentials" for going outside? What is this poo poo. How about 1: "being a human animal." Done. You nerdy motherfucker. 1 knife- oh, right. you think this is motherfucking hatchet. you're gonna build a house out of sticks and farm some radishes cuz you remembered your trusty pocket knife. give me a break. 2 firestarter- what like gasoline? bitch you gonna burn down the woods. get out of here with that poo poo. 3 matches- oh you better believe fire is essential. you some kinda badass though, why don't you just rub some sticks together 4 map- what, you trying to find your way to the mall? through the woods? how about you just watch where you going 5 compass- what are we, christopher god damned columbus? gonna discover new lands? your rear end is trying to get lost, ain't ya. 6 headlamp- "hey, look at me, i can see how much of a goober i am in the dark" 7 sunglasses and sunscreen- oh poo poo there's sun out there! how about a parasol too you nancy 8 first-aid supplies- don't forget the duct tape and grocery bags for a sucking chest wound, case you run into the injuns 9 extra clothing- hold on, you gonna change your outfit while you're out hiking? oh, i get it, you gotta find the perfect look for your new profile pic. go gently caress yourself. 10 extra food- mmm powerbars, hell ya lets pay two dollars for a dog turd. i got a theory, this list was made up by elitist A holes that want to keep the woods for themselves. supprise motha fucka! i didn't even pick up the poo poo i just took back there! owned bitch!!!@!!
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 21:42 |
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Epitope posted:"The ten essentials" for going outside? What is this poo poo. How about 1: "being a human animal." Done. You nerdy motherfucker. GBS.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 21:44 |
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Epitope please don't die, it makes everyone look bad.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 22:06 |
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Free Market Mambo posted:Epitope please don't die, it makes everyone look bad. When I was a bit younger I resented more experienced people chiding me for not being prepared enough. Like, what, only the uber elite are allowed to die on epic K2 adventures? I think I mostly made it through that phase, and now appreciate that depositing my corpse in a park would be pretty lovely.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 22:22 |
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Yarville posted:The 10 essentials isn't something extreme or super serious, it's just basic safety. Carry water, food, shelter, etc. If I'm going to unfamiliar territory or planning on doing anything more than a planned <8 hour hike in familiar territory I'm carrying the full 10. It's stupid not to. I agree, and the whole list is pretty much common sense. I'd just never heard any kind of codified name for "basic supplies in case something unexpected happens". Well, I suppose that might be called "basic survival kit". I'm surprised water, or at least some form of water treatment, didn't make the list. I mean, you can survive a few days lost in the wilderness without extra food. Good luck without water.
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# ? Dec 23, 2015 23:00 |
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Wormskull is funny when he does a takedown like that, and get this: You aren't\.
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 02:26 |
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B33rChiller posted:I agree, and the whole list is pretty much common sense. I'd just never heard any kind of codified name for "basic supplies in case something unexpected happens". Well, I suppose that might be called "basic survival kit". I'm surprised water, or at least some form of water treatment, didn't make the list. I mean, you can survive a few days lost in the wilderness without extra food. Good luck without water. Honestly, I've found my iodine tabs to be much more helpful on long hikes/overnights than anything else. But yeah, water itself is self-explanatory
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 02:40 |
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Epitope posted:"The ten essentials" for going outside? What is this poo poo. How about 1: "being a human animal." Done. You nerdy motherfucker.
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 03:45 |
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I saw a guy in vibram five fingers go up and down Mt Fuji, he looked like he wasn't having a great time (because his feet were getting slashed to ribbons from the volcanic rock)
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 04:22 |
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Prop Wash posted:I saw a guy in vibram five fingers go up and down Mt Fuji, he looked like he wasn't having a great time (because his feet were getting slashed to ribbons from the volcanic rock) I don't know what would possess someone to wear those while hiking. I guess they just really like destroying their feet and/or knees?
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 05:17 |
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i like hiking in rubber boots. makes my feet sweaty tho
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 05:45 |
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I think people who wear shoes like Vibrams, forget that shoes are supposed to protect your feet, and comfort is like, a secondary thing.
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 05:50 |
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Larry Parrish posted:I think people who wear shoes like Vibrams, forget that shoes are supposed to protect your feet, and comfort is like, a secondary thing. it doesnt even make sense from a comfort standpoint, though, because vibrams aren't comfortable. People wear them for the "health benefits" while running, which makes no sense if you're hiking which is specifically not a long-distance running sport
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 06:26 |
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Vibram people think "barefoot=natural, and hiking=nature, so I clearly must wear my natural barefoot running shoes to scramble up lava rock." Pretty sure first early man who tried to climb that poo poo gave up and waited a few centuries until shoes got better. He probably would have taken modern hiking boots, too.
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# ? Dec 24, 2015 07:05 |
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Otzi would eat these people and discard their ridiculous shoes.
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I want to hunt deer with a birch bow and a copper spear to be honest.
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