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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

ghlbtsk posted:

GBS is here for you, so yell whatever you want into the endless void and maybe if you're lucky a total stranger will give you an amusing .gif to soothe your tortured soul.

Enjoy the sonderousness!



gross

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Here you go: http://www.cleverbot.com/

Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

Hi Jesus, I remember the adventures you posted here, do you still fly the Crucifix and fight John Travolta?

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Jesus is your middle name really H? Or is it loving?

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

ghlbtsk posted:

GBS is here for you, so yell whatever you want into the endless void and maybe if you're lucky a total stranger will give you an amusing .gif to soothe your tortured soul.

Enjoy the sonderousness!



this isnt true. most peopl move through their lives in a fog, vaguely truculent and only dimly aware of anything. mostly they just hate dram a!!!

so, yoiu know, leave ur bad attitude at the dor

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
wtf are you talking about Jesus theres like a billion people praying at you all the time

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Not a big holidays fan myself, tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





Happy birthday, dude.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
well christmas is over and ive traveled home to my apartment and fat wife. Next is new years eve~


I got a mixer by the way

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvVr2uks0C8
Can't think of a song from that musical that I don't like

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
im gonna mix smoothies with it

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Jukeboxblues posted:

Kill him when he is a pumpkin. Its way easier and you don't have to deal with his magic.

but then you dont get to eat him and take his magic. you just have a pumpkin pie.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Hmm i thought Jesus died

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Ahundredbux posted:

Hmm i thought Jesus died

he came back, dweeb that's the whole point

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

he came back, dweeb that's the whole point

What the gently caress when did this happen??

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

he came back, dweeb that's the whole point

jesus is a zombie

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Ahundredbux posted:

What the gently caress when did this happen??

3 days after he died. Then his buddy Thomas didn't believe it so Jesus appeared to him and called him out for not believing and made him stick his hand into the wound on his side from the Roman spear so he would stop doubting.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Hector Beerlioz posted:

3 days after he died. Then his buddy Thomas didn't believe it so Jesus appeared to him and called him out for not believing and made him stick his hand into the wound on his side from the Roman spear so he would stop doubting.

Hahaha!! Man , sick!!!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Did Jesus Christ know he was Jesus Christ and what his role was in his fathers demented game ?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Nuts and Gum posted:

Did Jesus Christ know he was Jesus Christ and what his role was in his fathers demented game ?

Yes and no

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
what is going on in the OP avatar?

is that lady deep throating a monster?

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
Go here http://tinychat.com/goonroom3 and talk to Slumpy.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

wtf is this?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

I thoguht he knew everything. I mean thats drat cold not to know everything. Hes god I thought he could knwo everyhting.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Would you people shut the gently caress up?!

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Darth123123 posted:

Would you people shut the gently caress up?!

look stop being a whiny bitch.

We have to hunt down and kill jesus and we only have like 4 hours left otherwise hes gonna get away and we wont get his magic powers.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Drink Cheerwine posted:

this isnt true. most peopl move through their lives in a fog, vaguely truculent and only dimly aware of anything. mostly they just hate dram a!!!

so, yoiu know, leave ur bad attitude at the dor

yeah once u get over the whimsical romanticism implied by the word and return back to reality you tend to agree that the majority of people are poo poo and then go back to ur comforting solipsism.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Microwaves Mom posted:

look stop being a whiny bitch.

We have to hunt down and kill jesus and we only have like 4 hours left otherwise hes gonna get away and we wont get his magic powers.

So this is like dog the bounty hunter?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Darth123123 posted:

So this is like dog the bounty hunter?

Uhhh maybe? IDK never saw it. Its more like cinderella but with a mob wanting to murder her and eat her flesh and drink her blood.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Darth123123 posted:

So this is like dog the bounty hunter?

Darth123123, are you my mom?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

I.C. posted:

Darth123123, are you my mom?

I hope so, you need a good mother figure.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Microwaves Mom posted:

I hope so, you need a good mother figure.



Do...you...?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

I.C. posted:



Do...you...?

I have plenty of biscuits.

I will say normally I dislike cats, but your avatar is adorable.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


drat I hate herpes outbreaks

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
hi jc, hows christmas?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Microwaves Mom posted:

I hope so, you need a good mother figure.

https://soundcloud.com/figure

Dubstep itt now u likeit

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Do crabs poo poo a log like a person or little pills like rabbit or is it just a loose stank cloud like a Chinese person?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Sheep-Goats posted:

Do crabs poo poo a log like a person or little pills like rabbit or is it just a loose stank cloud like a Chinese person?

Little pills i think

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Sheep-Goats posted:

Do crabs poo poo a log like a person or little pills like rabbit or is it just a loose stank cloud like a Chinese person?

Crabs scuttle. Hermit ones probably...what do they do? They make there home in a rock or a broken bottle. No se y no why.

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I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Little pills i think

Please stop influencing me, friend.

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