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craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Smythe posted:

michaels and jo anns. i know a gal who loves them. she does them while watching tv. totally serious
ooc: my wife bought hers at michaels.

in character: my wife bought adult coloring books

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
ooc: all my posts itt

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Wild EEPROM posted:

I am extremely proud being my 1/32 Cherokee and I will bring it up at all occasions

i believed grandpa/dadchat when they said we're part native american as part of their ~noble savage~ fantasy

foxy boxing babe
Jan 17, 2010


Wild EEPROM posted:

I am extremely proud being my 1/32 Cherokee and I will bring it up at all occasions

i'm a quarter iroquois and i saw this at a pow wow

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
this mayo is too spicy

Phoning It In
Oct 17, 2010
i've got burn-in on my laptop screen

Phoning It In
Oct 17, 2010
i root on the success of youtube lets players

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
My PTO balance has been maxed out for three months. I just get bored if I take more than a few days off work at a time.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I have a PTO balance.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

ScrubLeague posted:

I have a PTO balance that actually matters

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

windows 10 is really good actually,

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I bought a house that will never be profitable.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I have a favorite menu item at Outback Steak House.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I gain insight by watching TED Talks.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

i play dota

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I have an opinion about professional DOTA.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


I have fresh, hot opinions about minorities/the poors that everyone wants to hear

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
roll a charisma check

cadenza
Dec 25, 2006

integrity
i let my infant child play on a loving ipad all day because i live in a house that doesn't have any books in it because i haven't read a book since i was literally at school lol

cadenza
Dec 25, 2006

integrity
oh actually i bought the first game of thrones book and took it on a trip and read the first chapter before giving up its sooo lonnnggg

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
I hope Walmart is open late, with the Christmas Eve tips I'm expecting I'll just barely be able to cover the lay aw- oh poo poo don't sit those black people in my section, I wish America was great again

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



if you double wrap all your presents it'll feel like you're opening twice as many gifts

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
yes i will renew my sirius xm subscription plz

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
I own a vest.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Wild EEPROM posted:

I own a vest.

?

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

yes i will renew my sirius xm subscription plz

I call and threaten to cancel every six months and they cut my rate in half. I have to wait on hold for 45 minutes but it's worth it :smug:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I only use gift bags, that way I can ask for them back and use them next year

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

quote:

I owned a BMW 530i that would happily cruise at 125 MPH and cornered like it was on rails. Fastest I ever got it to go was 140 MPH downhill.

I didn't own it for "luxury" or "status" - I owned it to drive like a maniac.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

ooc: please do not maniashame itt

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

THC posted:

ooc I think when these guys talk about a "straight plaza" what they really mean is they want a place where they can go harass women and their unwanted advances won't be rejected over and over

every once in a while when I get a chance to sneak outta the house I'll pay a visit to hooters / lady janes

dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010
alt: I bring my family to hooters

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
WHERE THE gently caress IS THE RECEIPT FOR THIS WE CANNOT AFFORD IT FOR CHRISTMAS

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
*carefully moves iPad mini to kitchen to be returned*

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

I give my family multiple gifts that say "As Seen On TV" on the packaging.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
i leave the family Christmas gathering to line up in the walmart return line. gonna get some xbox games with all this store credit!

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

*commercial interrupts Spotify Christmas playlist*

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I looked up a recipe for waffles so I can give my family a nice Christmas breakfast

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Don't worry, I'm sure 30 gigs is a large enough hard drive for a laptop.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I bought one of my nephews an MP3 player.

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Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

i bpught _________ a google play gft card

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