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Woodenlung: Dec 10, 2013; Calculating Infinity

This is me in white shirt in the middle, some friends and a bunch of Filipino midgets

and this is me and a whale shark

# ? Dec 24, 2015 03:57

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titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

as a filipino guy sort of I can say that they are not midgets that's just how we look

# ? Dec 24, 2015 03:59

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Woodenlung posted:

This is me in white shirt in the middle, some friends and a bunch of Filipino midgets

and this is me and a whale shark

The most interesting man in the goon-sphere.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 04:04

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Woodenlung posted:

and this is me and a whale shark

I like how you're sneaking up on that Whale shark on the right.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 04:31

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

titties posted:

I'm not really fat but I am pretty gross, please advise

Is it the lopsided nipple thing? We'll start a GoFundMe for plastic surgery, it ain't a big deal

Also,

oldpainless posted:

I love titties

# ? Dec 24, 2015 05:01

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

clockwork automaton posted:

No disintegrations.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 05:02

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Ozz81 posted:

Is it the lopsided nipple thing? We'll start a GoFundMe for plastic surgery, it ain't a big deal.

Also,

Best part of inverted nipples is nobody ever believes me so I get to rip off my shirt at every party.

I deeply embarrass my wife almost daily.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 05:11

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

LingcodKilla posted:

Best part of inverted nipples is nobody ever believes me so I get to rip off my shirt at every party.

I deeply embarrass my wife almost daily.

Link ur nipple

# ? Dec 24, 2015 05:13

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Darth123123 posted:

Link ur nipple

Put em on the glass?

# ? Dec 24, 2015 05:16

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Darth123123 posted:

Link ur nipple

It's not that amazing. They do pop out when bitterly cold or sucked on.

I've found only one other person with them. She had huge knockers so apparently size doesnt matter.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 05:28

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

what just happened in this thread

# ? Dec 24, 2015 05:39

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

I believe LingcodKilla is living up to the thread tag

# ? Dec 24, 2015 05:42

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

what just happened in this thread

Something Wonderful

# ? Dec 24, 2015 05:45

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

what just happened in this thread

I became aroused

I can tell that Lingcod is military or police because he's almost as gay as me.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 05:51

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

titties posted:

I became aroused

I can tell that Lingcod is military or police because he's almost as gay as me.

omg this thread.

Also, I love titties.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 08:04

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

titties posted:

I became aroused

I can tell that Lingcod is military or police because he's almost as gay as me.

Almost both? Currently reserve swabby and graduated from police academy years ago.

I love this thread. Will do what I can to lighten it up a bit after people get all weird.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 08:05

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

what just happened in this thread

I don't know but I also kind of have a picture of me with a whale shark so I'm just going to post it

# ? Dec 24, 2015 10:27

Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

what just happened in this thread

Smooth Raunch

# ? Dec 24, 2015 10:51

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

what just happened in this thread

It is now the post your nipple thread.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 12:23

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Picnic Princess posted:

I don't know but I also kind of have a picture of me with a whale shark so I'm just going to post it

That's much cooler. Where you guys doing this?

# ? Dec 24, 2015 13:01

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

LingcodKilla posted:

That's much cooler. Where you guys doing this?

I was in La Paz, Mexico, during winter. There's a plankton bloom during that time of year and the sharks show up in droves to eat trillions of tasty tasty treats.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 13:55

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

titties posted:

as a filipino guy sort of I can say that they are not midgets that's just how we look

1/2 my family is Filipino on my step mom's side. I love being the 6' white giant at family gatherings, so many places to rest my drink while I hum the Ewoks theme.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 15:09

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

dumb. posted:

1/2 my family is Filipino on my step mom's side. I love being the 6' white giant at family gatherings, so many places to rest my drink while I hum the Ewoks theme.

At all the family gatherings do they play "Yub Nub" when it's time to dance?

# ? Dec 24, 2015 15:15

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

It's all fun and games until it bbq long pig time.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 16:22

Aramek: Dec 22, 2007; Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

what just happened in this thread

Dumbass pet selfie diversion:

# ? Dec 24, 2015 18:50

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Aramek posted:

Dumbass pet selfie diversion:

I like your dog's :cheeky:

face

also both whale shark photos are really cool!

# ? Dec 24, 2015 18:53

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Tried posting a picture of me and my wife but everyone kept making whale~~shark~~ comments and now I'm sad.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 18:57

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Jastiger posted:

Tried posting a picture of me and my wife but everyone kept making whale~~shark~~ comments and now I'm sad.

Post a picture of you and your whalewife

# ? Dec 24, 2015 19:09

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Do the Right thing and post a Killer image of you and wife.

I promise you won't catchalot of flak over this.

Crab Dad has a new favorite as of 19:57 on Dec 24, 2015

# ? Dec 24, 2015 19:33

Skypizza: Dec 19, 2015; Geek

hai

# ? Dec 24, 2015 22:42

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

RFC2324 posted:

omg this thread.

Also, I love titties.

don't make it weird man

# ? Dec 25, 2015 00:29

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Skypizza posted:

hai

Why is your shirt showcasing someone's horrible teeth?

I know, it's actually the Batman logo, but still...

# ? Dec 25, 2015 00:47

Nicodemus Dumps: Jan 9, 2006; Just chillin' in the sink

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Why is your shirt showcasing someone's horrible teeth?

I know, it's actually the Batman logo, but still...

What is this post trying to communicate?

# ? Dec 25, 2015 02:16

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

popewiles posted:

What is this post trying to communicate?

Timmy's trapped in the well again?

# ? Dec 25, 2015 02:21

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I've already posted pics of me and my inbox is overflowing from the goonettes. Not fair to do that to my wife.

Also I'm not gonna put a picture of her on this site without her permission

# ? Dec 25, 2015 04:22

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Jastiger posted:

I've already posted pics of me and my inbox is overflowing from the goonettes.

Do tell more.

# ? Dec 25, 2015 04:24

Skypizza: Dec 19, 2015; Geek

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Why is your shirt showcasing someone's horrible teeth?

I know, it's actually the Batman logo, but still...

Spreading awareness of teeth diseases.

# ? Dec 25, 2015 13:05

SuperiorColliculus: Oct 31, 2011

WEIRD SCIENCE

# ? Dec 25, 2015 17:22

Kitchner: Nov 9, 2012; IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER; Clapping Larry

Jastiger posted:

I've already posted pics of me and my inbox is overflowing from the goonettes. Not fair to do that to my wife.

Also I'm not gonna put a picture of her on this site without her permission

You know it doesn't count if you send the messages from your alt accounts right?

# ? Dec 25, 2015 19:25

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FreshFeesh: Jun 3, 2007; Drum Solo

A very ear-splitting Merry Christmas from this little guy

# ? Dec 25, 2015 19:26

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