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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

ilkhan posted:

Or you could just be the type of employee that companies want to keep around. Show up, every work-day, on time, dressed as requested, without being hungover or stoned or complaining, and do the job they pay you to do.

Seems easier to me.

Do all of the above, still get cut because some HR algorithm has realized they should make your position redundant to hire a fresh college grad so that the salary difference can go into an exec's new benefits package.

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

ilkhan posted:

Or you could just be the type of employee that companies want to keep around. Show up, every work-day, on time, dressed as requested, without being hungover or stoned or complaining, and do the job they pay you to do.

Seems easier to me.

:frogout:

BrokenKnucklez
Apr 22, 2008

by zen death robot

Enourmo posted:

who the gently caress are these retards setting off fireworks on christmas eve??

Why do you hate explosions?

extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzTE_1BK79xTclkzNmoyOWR2QTQ/view?pref=2&pli=1

Merry Christmas Shiney and chrome forever.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Trying to get my wife to like Arrested Development. I feel like a nature photographer trying to make a chimp use a fork.

:(

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

iwentdoodie posted:

Trying to get my wife to like Arrested Development. I feel like a nature photographer trying to make a chimp use a fork.

:(

AD is hilarious, but it has a pretty big learning curve, as 90% of the jokes are all "inside" based on other episodes.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Motronic posted:

AD is hilarious, but it has a pretty big learning curve, as 90% of the jokes are all "inside" based on other episodes.

And the 4th season is 100% unfunny

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BraveUlysses posted:

And the 4th season is 100% unfunny

So is every scene in season 1-3 with Michael Cera.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



iwentdoodie posted:

Trying to get my wife to like Arrested Development. I feel like a nature photographer trying to make a chimp use a fork.

:(

The humor is as Anne as the nose on plains face!

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008

Motronic posted:

AD is hilarious, but it has a pretty big learning curve, as 90% of the jokes are all "inside" based on other episodes.

Agreed. Season 1 is slow the first time around but you have to watch it. Season 2 is where it really starts hitting its stride.

blk
Dec 19, 2009
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Staying in a hotel in the town you grew up in is really weird.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

blk posted:

Staying in a hotel in the town you grew up in is really weird.

Hell yes it is.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

So something like.. 3 1/2? years ago, when I was living on campus at UNT, I was walking home and saw a larger mini fridge by a dumpster. It was the same model my roommate at the time had. Opened it up, nothing nasty inside, just a little dirty, so I figured I'd take it home and clean it up and try to sell it. Figured either they moved out or something was broken on it - you wouldn't believe how much poo poo college kids throw out when they move. My current printer/scanner combo was found in a dumpster during dorm move-out week at the end of the 2012 spring semester, for example; I dragged several microwaves out of the dumpster the same day that worked, they were just filthy from a year or two of cooking ramen constantly... cleaned them up and sold them on Craigslist, made a nice profit. You just have to hit the dumpsters early, since every dumpster diver from several cities around will hit them as soon as they find out it's move-out week.

Carried the drat thing about 3 blocks home, since my car really couldn't move more than a mile or two at the time; I didn't want someone else to grab it while I walked back to the dorm, got my car, and drove back. Got it to the dorm, plugged it in.. it would get cold, shut off, then wouldn't come back on until you turned the thermostat off and on.

Finally bought a thermostat for the drat thing over 3 years later for $19. It's been plugged in for a few hours, with a digital thermometer in it that records high and low temps. It's staying between 33-38 with the thermostat at the mid point. Gonna leave it running for a few days to make sure it's solid; when spring semester dorm move-in week comes around, I'll toss it on Craigslist for $50-60 (it sells for about $80 new) and offer free delivery. And maybe fib about the location and say it's near campus.

I feel like Jeremy Clarkson in that episode where he changed a tail light bulb and started screaming "I'VE MENDED SOMETHING!", and feel like trolling Craigslist for broken poo poo that's easy to fix and flip. Stuff like dryers, PCs, etc.

corn in the fridge
Jan 15, 2012

by Shine
Happy Christmas everybody

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

http://www.amazon.com/Wilton-710-5521-Silver-Color-Mist/dp/B005KTVG86

The reviews, the loving reviews :lol:

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Helping one other person push a broken down F-250 out of an uphill intersection is not fun. My legs feel like wet noodles.

Didn't help that nobody mentioned "oh btw the driver is going to put it in 1st and pop the clutch as soon as we get over the hill", my wrists hurt like hell from that. Barely got a thanks before the driver jumped in and hauled rear end out of there.

corn in the fridge posted:

Happy Christmas everybody

Likewise.

Anyone do anything special? I took my mom to what was supposed to be a candlelight service, and I was also supposed to take photos of the service.


welp so much for photos! :smith: That'll teach me not to grab the first SD card I see on my desk when I'm in a rush. I have no idea where the card I normally use is, though Walgreens currently has a Sandisk Ultra Plus 16GB card for $7.99 if you have a Bonus Rewards card (normally $30... the card goes for $7 on Amazon and $12 at Fry's, but seeing as I was able to get a new card on the way home long after everyone else was closed, I'm not going to bitch about paying $7.99 for a card that's fast enough to store ten 16.2 megapixel RAW images shot back to back before the camera starts buffering).

They didn't use real candles, so I have a neat little LED candle instead. For some reason they didn't feel like using anything with real fire after someone set the building on fire last week. :iiam:

randomidiot fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Dec 25, 2015

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Jan 15, 2011

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Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
Is it just me, or has anyone else lived through the era of "Wow, the internet is useful, so much info at your fingertips" . To now "Holy poo poo now it's just junk and impossible to find anything easily"?
Just asking because christmas sucks, I cancelled it. stuck at home wire brushing and de-rusting any interesting tool I have found here at the old and new places. Some German, Japanese, USA and British stuff worth restoring. But gently caress me if it's possible to google this poo poo these days. 9+ years ago you used to be able to.
The internet was better back then when it was just dumb ads and porn. At least they stayed out of the way and didn't interfere with people looking up whatever other stuff they needed to do.

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Dec 25, 2015

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

I dont think your wrong there- poo poo like clickbait and the absolute mental diarrhoea thats spewed out of every loving website now makes it impossible to find anything useless. My LG ducted AC decided that yesterday was the day its controller was going to randomly reset back to fresh out of the box mode. Trying to find ANY info on what kind of settings i needed to use to stop it from turning off every half hr until the power was cycled nearly had me throwing my laptop through the wall

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



Merry Christmas fellas! :buddy: I have to prepare myself for the first game of cards against humanity with my parents and inlaws tonight. My mom is German so I'm looking forward to all the stupid questions and "I don't understand ziss, vy vould you say zat?" :thejoke:

My MIL was pretty cool when we played this on Thanksgiving with my friends. It's a trip to hear some little old lady with a Louisiana accent saying 'some hosed up sheeit'

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.
Merry Christmas, everyone!

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Fo3 posted:

Is it just me, or has anyone else lived through the era of "Wow, the internet is useful, so much info at your fingertips" . To now "Holy poo poo now it's just junk and impossible to find anything easily"?

:agreed: I long ago made a decision to stop clicking any click bait link. People that run those sites are the scum of the earth. They use a video or photos of someone else's original content only to have an entire page so full of ads it bogs down the browser and is such a cluttered mess you can't even see what was the original reason for going to the page in the first place. In one way I feel bad that I use AdBlock because I know ads are a source of revenue for sites but when a site becomes unusable I don't feel bad at all. They brought it on themselves. I also dislike how Facebook groups are taking over the traditional online forum/bulletin board. Impossible to have any organization of information and stupidity runs rampant. I know SA isn't at its peak anymore but I can't think of another place with such a concentration of people so educated in such a vast array of fields.

Also Merry Christmas goonfriends! Just waiting on my daughter and son to wake up and experience the magic. We even got a good eight inches of snowfall last night!

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.


Of course none of the ecigars I got my dad work.... supposed to be a great brand too. Ugh.

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



Is that a lincoln continental in the background there? Bitchin.

E: Since my Mom complains so much about such a variety of things, my wife and I have devised a game for when we visit. We're writing down things we are thinking she'll say/do/bitch about and who had the idea. Whomever gets the most points gets a gift card from the other, for a dollar of the amount of correct guesses overall, regardless of whose idea it was.

I've never been this excited to go down there with my wife/MIL. I feel like I've got this in the bag. We'll tabulate in the car on the drive home. Some things for example:
  • calling me or my Dad an alcoholic
  • mannheim steamroller as music
  • booze making her less bitchy
  • too sweet (sweet potato casserole)
  • I don't want to play this game (cards against humanity)

BloodBag fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Dec 25, 2015

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Went truckin with my dad for a few days this week. The cabs on a Cascadia are loving huge. Pic from the top bunk

PaintVagrant
Apr 13, 2007

~ the ultimate driving machine ~

BloodBag posted:

Is that a lincoln continental in the background there? Bitchin.

E: Since my Mom complains so much about such a variety of things, my wife and I have devised a game for when we visit. We're writing down things we are thinking she'll say/do/bitch about and who had the idea. Whomever gets the most points gets a gift card from the other, for a dollar of the amount of correct guesses overall, regardless of whose idea it was.

I've never been this excited to go down there with my wife/MIL. I feel like I've got this in the bag. We'll tabulate in the car on the drive home. Some things for example:
  • calling me or my Dad an alcoholic
  • mannheim steamroller as music
  • booze making her less bitchy
  • too sweet (sweet potato casserole)
  • I don't want to play this game (cards against humanity)

This is a good idea and next time my parents visit we are going to play it. I love my mom but its a neverending stream of corrections, complaints, and "ideas" of how I could be doing whatever random household task better.

PaintVagrant
Apr 13, 2007

~ the ultimate driving machine ~
What kind of Xmas swag did you guys score this year? Santa was pretty good to me...got babbies first rolling tool cart (cheapie craftsman but still a huge upgrade). Various gift cards and things, an Arduino kit, some nice booze and a Shinola watch. I don't know much about nice watches, but this is probably the most well-built thing I have ever owned. Beautiful watch. Pretty cool that it is made here in Detroit too.

edit: I also asked for some of these gifts, so I am apparently handout taking Marxist scum :wink:

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

So far the best thing Ive gotten is another animal hat, a Husky, and I just bought myself the best of Oingo Boingo so I can blast it on the way to grammas house later.

thebigcow
Jan 3, 2001

Bully!
NASCarlo

blk
Dec 19, 2009
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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
My booze supply got replenished and my sister got me another sugared donut candle, so not bad gift wise. I wish everything else was better though, such a big 180 from this time last year and I hate it

SuperDucky
May 13, 2007

by exmarx

"lots of people" posted:

You're being a oval office superducky
Sorry for being grouchy. I hate christmas. Like I was watching how the grinch earlier and was thinking, "yeah, this dude is cool and good and right." I'll keep my bitching away so normal, adjusted people who don't find this whole thing incredibly depressing can enjoy it.

I was planning on doing my headgasket on the m20 this afternoon and remembered that I hadn't sent the head off. And it was running super hot. e30 bros, this head has seen some poo poo like, its gotten super duper, sear meat hot. I really should send it off to be decked, right? Regardless, its not happening today, so pour up the Mount Gay and watch the loving world burn.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

iwentdoodie posted:

Trying to get my wife to like Arrested Development. I feel like a nature photographer trying to make a chimp use a fork.

:(

My wife thinks Louis CK is an unfunny pervert :v:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I got a Nexus 5X, SOCKS (thank god), some hoodies, Lego Dimensions packs and the girlfriend made me a book of sexy photos she secretly had done. Christmas is awesome.


The only bummer is the 5X takes the ultra tiny SIM and my N4 has a normal small SIM, can I safely cut it down myself or should I got to Tmo and get a new one tomorrow?

Gingerbread House Music
Dec 1, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Rhyno posted:

I got a Nexus 5X, SOCKS (thank god), some hoodies, Lego Dimensions packs and the girlfriend made me a book of sexy photos she secretly had done. Christmas is awesome.


The only bummer is the 5X takes the ultra tiny SIM and my N4 has a normal small SIM, can I safely cut it down myself or should I got to Tmo and get a new one tomorrow?

Print a template and cut it down.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Ozmiander posted:

Print a template and cut it down.

Hmmm, doesn't seem too complicated.

Gingerbread House Music
Dec 1, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Rhyno posted:

Hmmm, doesn't seem too complicated.

I did it when i got my N5. Just err on the side of bigger.

Super Aggro Crag
Apr 23, 2008




And, of course as always, kill Hitler.



RIP

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Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Rhyno posted:

I got a Nexus 5X, SOCKS (thank god), some hoodies, Lego Dimensions packs and the girlfriend made me a book of sexy photos she secretly had done. Christmas is awesome.


The only bummer is the 5X takes the ultra tiny SIM and my N4 has a normal small SIM, can I safely cut it down myself or should I got to Tmo and get a new one tomorrow?

I got this for myself, merry christmas TO ME :)





The Ronin trucks are so buttery smooth mmmmmm

Also we're into record heat for Christmas, first time we've ever had the A/C on :psyduck:

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