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Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Knowing Paige's family I am 99% sure she has bladed at least once in her life.

Saraya probably bladed during childbirth to work the doc

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

this is the worst thing I have ever seen

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

sticklefifer posted:

this is the worst thing I have ever seen

I watched a girl throw a newborn into a dumpster on prom night and was less disturbed than this

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


TNA's own graphics dept. isn't any better

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


super macho dude posted:

TNA's own graphics dept. isn't any better



holy poo poo :stare:

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

super macho dude posted:

TNA's own graphics dept. isn't any better



"Won't someone end my pain?"

NuclearPotato
Oct 27, 2011

super macho dude posted:

TNA's own graphics dept. isn't any better



Does fiber wire built into one's own knuckles count as an illegal weapon (and if so, would TNA's refs even care)?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

NuclearPotato posted:

Does fiber wire built into one's own knuckles count as an illegal weapon (and if so, would TNA's refs even care)?

Do you remember when Aces and 8's were murdering people with a hammer?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

bobkatt013 posted:

Do you remember when Aces and 8's were murdering people with a hammer?

Pushing people onto train tracks is only borderline illegal.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I remember a TNA fantasy game where kidnapping an audience member was worth like 20 points, hitting a ref was 10, and a pinfall was 1.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

quote:

• Putting someone through a table = 2 ½ points (5 points if it's on fire)
• Sticking opponents head in the toilet = 2 ½ points (3 ½ points with poo poo)
• Goosing a woman = 2 ½ points (3½ if it's a man)
• Hitting Jeremy Borash or Sarah Lee (ticket lady) = 2 ½ points.
• Using a farm animal = 2 ½ points
• Spanking your opponent with the Horsee-poo (stick horse) = 2 ½ points (-2 ½ points if they like it)
• Using Jay (Blowup Doll) = 2 ½ points
• Using a weapon a fan gave you = 1 point.
• Crying like a pussy = -5 points
• Sticking your opponent's head in the cotton candy machine for one full rotation = 10 points (automatic win)
― Rules of the Dupp Cupp

This?

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
No, how is that a "Fantasy game"

It was a game whereby you picked TNA wrestlers and tracked their points as they acquired them. You got more points for a clothesline (spelled "closeline") than for pinning someone, as well.

Also kidnapping an audience member was 10 points and assaulting the ref was 20.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

DynamiteKidd posted:

No, how is that a "Fantasy game"

It was a game whereby you picked TNA wrestlers and tracked their points as they acquired them. You got more points for a clothesline (spelled "closeline") than for pinning someone, as well.

Also kidnapping an audience member was 10 points and assaulting the ref was 20.

do fanduel and draftkings do fantasy wrestling because im going to draft roman reigns with my first pick

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


WWE.com used to do an official fantasy draft lottery. It was structured poorly and strongly favored picking heels, as I recall.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Picking the entire spirit squad was the pro strategy to win WWE fantasy.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



It was more recent than that, I want to say it was around 2011. I think Bischoff introduced it

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Skinty McEdger posted:

Picking the entire spirit squad was the pro strategy to win WWE fantasy.

That's how I won it

Dilbert Fanclub President
Oct 21, 2015

by Reene
I loving loved wwe fantasy and wish they'd bring it back. It was so satisfying when a guy on your team went mental with a chair and racked up huge points.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Tucked-In T-Shirt posted:

I loving loved wwe fantasy and wish they'd bring it back. It was so satisfying when a guy on your team went mental with a chair and racked up huge points.

Reigns would've been a big scorer last week.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Uh, nope. Try for yourselves. You can still buy up to THIRTEEN tickets in a row on the floor.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Yes, the man who publicly hates wrestling is going to leave his dream job of fighting in UFC and come work for a company that he already worked for and hated for significantly less money.

Also loving a TNA fan not learning from history and insisting that TNA hire a retired former WWE guy and push him above all else.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I think that second pic is old

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

coconono posted:

I think that second pic is old

It's from yesterday, actually (the original post, anyhow, don't know if it was posted here).

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

This was easily my Stupid (Mecca) Comment Of The Year:

quote:

Anyone that follows MVP on Twitter knows that he is not shy about sharing his World views on social media. He is constantly retweeting news stories about black people that have suffered injustice at the hands of the police or the Government, and although at times I have found some of the stories stretched his point a bit too thinly, I realise that I say this from the comfort of being a white man living an ocean away in the UK. Although I do not belong to the same demographic (and I don't mean to belittle the issues at hand with this comparison), as a TNA fan I can certainly empathise with minority groups feeling unfairly represented by the media.

http://www.tnamecca.com/2015/05/the-new-n-word.html

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

TNA fans are also basically like Jesus

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

WrasslorMonkey posted:

TNA fans are also basically like Jesus

they're all super old, unemployed, and have terrible facial hair. Checks out.

DynamiteKidd
Jun 11, 2015

by Shine
Also Jesus died a virgin and lived with his mom at age 30

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

DynamiteKidd posted:

Also Jesus died a virgin and lived with his mom at age 30

Jesus made more money touring than TNA did.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

flashy_mcflash posted:

This was easily my Stupid (Mecca) Comment Of The Year:


http://www.tnamecca.com/2015/05/the-new-n-word.html

The best part was how he backpedaled drastically from anyone telling him how stupid a comment that was. "I wasn't comparing! No really! I mean of course I'll never really get it, but I totally get it." If I remember, most of the dissenting comments were outright deleted.

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


CobiWann posted:

Jesus made more money touring than TNA did.

Jesus is the highest paid entertainer in all of history.

bbchops
Jul 26, 2001

Ho ho ho! I'll have the same again!
Nap Ghost

Corzaa posted:

Jesus is the highest paid entertainer in all of history.

loving no seller

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

bbchops posted:

loving no seller

he said he'd be back but he hasn't been medically cleared to return to in ring action so all he does is have his managers cut promos for him

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CobiWann posted:

Jesus made more money touring than TNA did.

Who'd he ever beat

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

He whipped the hell out of some Rich guy heels, but it totally killed business after that at the Temple.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Judas' heel turn was pretty good, but the aftermath kind of killed Jesus as a character.

bbchops
Jul 26, 2001

Ho ho ho! I'll have the same again!
Nap Ghost
I blame the booker.

edit: the Booker

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

ayn rand hand job posted:

Who'd he ever beat

He was gonna do a shot for WWE but then the Vince and Shane insisted on beating his dad and HBK clean in a streetfight. Plus he was leery of working for major U.S. promoters after the whole Sandman crucifixion angle, he had no interest in re-living the Rome screwjob.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

El Gallinero Gros posted:

He was gonna do a shot for WWE but then the Vince and Shane insisted on beating his dad and HBK clean in a streetfight. Plus he was leery of working for major U.S. promoters after the whole Sandman crucifixion angle, he had no interest in re-living the Rome screwjob.

And Inoki pulled the same poo poo and basically ruled out any tours of Japan. Not that he's much more than a cult star there among the hardcores.

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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

The Booker, The Mark, and The Holy Dirtsheet

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