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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Some Canadian channeled the spirit of Killdozer today
 
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Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Some guy in Red Deer, Alberta tried or succeeded to rape someone and tried to murder someone else. Then stole a front end loader and started wreckin poo poo. I'm guessing he got laid off from Baker-Hughes.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/suspect-shot-in-red-deer-after-rcmp-say-he-stole-loader-and-crashed-it-1.2714355

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RED DEER, Alta. -- RCMP in central Alberta say a suspect has been shot and killed after he allegedly crashed into vehicles, including a police car, with a stolen front-end loader.

An RCMP news release says police were seeking the 37-year-old man in connection with a sexual assault of a 47-year-old woman and an attempted murder of a 20-year-old man in the Red Deer area early Christmas morning.
They say that many of the vehicles that were hit were in an industrial park -- they were unoccupied and no one was hurt in the crashes.

Police say the suspect was eventually confronted in a field on Friday afternoon, where the situation ended "with the discharge of an RCMP pistol."
They say the victims of the sex assault and attempted murder have received medical attention, and that they knew the suspect.

The Alberta Serious Incident Response Team, which investigates police, has tweeted it will investigate the officer-involved shooting but says it won't make any statements until Saturday.

I couldn't find and good pictures of the damage done.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
wow, thats crazy. good find OP. what do we know about this guy?

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
It's cute when Canadians try to act like Americans.

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insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014
any news about a country that matters?

* # ? Dec 26, 2015 06:40
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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i would actually like to know more, OP please

* # ? Dec 26, 2015 06:41
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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
no, no no no, piss poor version of killdozer

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a real jerk posted:

any news about a country that matters?

Breaking: Another kickin' rad day in the US occured. Sources say everything is awesome.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

dad gay. so what posted:

wow, thats crazy. good find OP. what do we know about this guy?

it was you

edit: lolololol

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Pulp Can Move
Oct 4, 2012
 "Hold my beer." - Spirit of Killdozer guy, moments before quantum-leaping into the body of a Canadian.

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