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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I like how the truck is a new structural member, now.

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

They should have built the bridge out of that truck obviously.

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Calvin's dad posted:

Well they just drive bigger and bigger trucks over it until it collapses, then they weigh the truck, rebuild the bridge and hang the sign.

I feel like he'd at least have some clearance issues, that should have been his first warning. (No his first warning should have been an actual fcking warning sign)

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
Chrysler is terrible car stuff



What's that? An airbag that shoots shards of metal into your face? Sounds fine, ship it.

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
That's a problem with a lot more than just Chrysler. You can thank takata, the airbag supplier.

Jo3sh
Oct 19, 2002

Like all girls I love unicorns!
Boy, the EC is terrible acronym creation stuff. "We need a system to alert consumers of recalls. We'll call it RAPE-X."

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

What's that? An airbag that shoots shards of metal into your face? Sounds fine, ship it.

As mentioned, this is Takata, and for some manufacturers goes back even further. I just got them all replaced under warranty on a 2003 winter beater acura I picked up for a few grand......along with three other recalls. They needed ti for long enough that they gave me a loaner car, which is hilarious considering what I brought them for repair.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

Chrysler is terrible car stuff



What's that? An airbag that shoots shards of metal into your face? Sounds fine, ship it.

As people have said this is mostly terrible takata things. With a side of terrible Honda things because they were the largest consumer and actually knew about the issue.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
today at work I heard a noise and went outside to check







quote:

Racing car engineers would not approve of the Pantera's handling either. Nor will enthusiastic street drivers for that matter. It has a bad habit of oversteering abruptly when you lift off the throttle in a turn. An inexperienced driver can find himself in the hedges without ever knowing what he did wrong. And he is easily caught off guard because the Pantera's normal posture is a healthy understeer.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

that's why you NEVER LIFT

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation

Enourmo posted:

that's why you NEVER LIFT

Ever. :colbert:

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
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Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
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Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

atomicthumbs posted:

today at work I heard a noise and went outside to check







A high-powered MR car suffering from lift-off oversteer? Well, I never.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Enourmo posted:

that's why you NEVER LIFT

New forum popup text please.

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
Any car will do that. Lifting mid-corner is a basic don't, and you shouldn't be on throttle going into a turn anyway.

That's not to say it doesn't have some inherent hanging issue due to the suspension geometry or setup and they just didn't explain that well.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

jamal posted:

Any car will do that. Lifting mid-corner is a basic don't, and you shouldn't be on throttle going into a turn anyway.

what if youre coming out of the pits or off a caution

or rushing through a yellow light before youre stuck for 5 minutes and the 5mph bluehair in front of you finally got out of your way

what then smart guy


thats what i thought

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

jamal posted:

That's a problem with a lot more than just Chrysler. You can thank takata, the airbag supplier.

Yep getting the Acura done tomorrow. They said it will only be like an hour. BTW Ferraris have the same airbag.
http://www.businessinsider.com/afp-ferrari-recalls-2600-cars-globally-over-airbags-risk-2015-7

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
The local Mazda dealer can't seem to get any replacement airbags as my appointment has been delayed 7 times now.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Rhyno posted:

The local Mazda dealer can't seem to get any replacement airbags as my appointment has been delayed 7 times now.

Just don't hit anything.

or do, whatever, i'm not your boss.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning
Im currently renting a chevy sonic while on vacation.

I mean i get it, its a basic compact thats made to do a job. Its got a tiny bit of get up and go, its comfortable, it has good storage and all that. But what it is lacking, visibility.

Like seriously, A pillars go on forever so you need to pull the nose out half a lane before you can make a turn and risk getting t-boned. When backing up the rear view is pointless, turning your head around is even worse, so relying on just my wing mirrors to do that. Checking for something on your drivers side rear quarter is an exercise in futility, cos you will just be staring at a double thick B pillar.

Who signs off on these designs?!

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

You can blame safety requirements for a lot of that - many, many newer cars have pillars that are miles long.

cephalopods
Aug 11, 2013

Every post-06(ish) American design is like that, in my experience, except the pickups.
Nothing beats sitting at a 4 way stop, craning your neck to see around the pillars for cross traffic.

Or not doing that, and missing an entire work van.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning
I get that its a safety thing (what with the A pillars having big rubber stamps saying 'airbag' down the length of them). But in Europe (where im from) we manage to make economy and compact cars with a decent range of visibility, as do a lot of the japanese imports we have on offer. Why are late model American vehichles so bad at this?

cephalopods
Aug 11, 2013

American automakers are leaning pretty hard into the "they're going to buy our poo poo because it's (American|cheap), so why bother with good design?" mindset. Chrysler in particular.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



I'd say that U.S. automakers are only willing to do the most basic design and engineering work to make their vehicles compliant with the latest crash safety standards, because anything beyond that costs more in profit than they're willing to part with. Designing A and B pillars for visibility as well as safety is already an expense they'd rather do without, so they don't do it.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

dpack_1 posted:

I get that its a safety thing (what with the A pillars having big rubber stamps saying 'airbag' down the length of them). But in Europe (where im from) we manage to make economy and compact cars with a decent range of visibility, as do a lot of the japanese imports we have on offer. Why are late model American vehichles so bad at this?

Counterpoint - the car I leased last time I was in Europe

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Toyota is about the same front end visibility, it's not just an American thing. Safety mandates it, the only solution we'll get is eventually someone will put cameras outside the A pillars and some kind of curved display wrapped around the interior side of the pillar to make them "invisible." Will cost a zillion dollars and no one will be able to repair them, but problem solved, on to the next!

nitrogen
May 21, 2004

Oh, what's a 217°C difference between friends?
I saw this randomly. I dunno.


http://i.imgur.com/e5KrG8e.jpg

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

nitrogen posted:

I saw this randomly. I dunno.


http://i.imgur.com/e5KrG8e.jpg

Steph Davidson is doing the lord's work. I can't get enough of her stuff.

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

xzzy posted:

Toyota is about the same front end visibility, it's not just an American thing. Safety mandates it, the only solution we'll get is eventually someone will put cameras outside the A pillars and some kind of curved display wrapped around the interior side of the pillar to make them "invisible." Will cost a zillion dollars and no one will be able to repair them, but problem solved, on to the next!

I've been waiting for this since that car in Ghost in the Shell. Bring it.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

sofullofhate posted:

What the gently caress makes you think that this word is appropriate to use literally anywhere in 2015?

Great post / av combo, I guess.

Holy poo poo, are you serious?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Shrapnig posted:

Holy poo poo, are you serious?

Don't. Just. Don't.

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

CommieGIR posted:

Don't. Just. Don't.

That better be making fun of him and that kind of tumblry garbage, because you sound like a fifteen year old girl.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Sinestro posted:

That better be making fun of him and that kind of tumblry garbage, because you sound like a fifteen year old girl.

You sound absolutely badass man. Right on!

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
Car sounds go vroom vroom.






This one sorta loops right back around to awesome.

GnarlyCharlie4u fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Dec 28, 2015

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
last one definitely wraps to awesome if powered by two Jeep 4.0 inline sixes

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

buttcrackmenace posted:

last one definitely wraps to awesome if powered by two Jeep 4.0 inline sixes

It's two JKs, so the "correct" powerplant is two 3.6L Pentastar V6s.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

Chrysler is terrible car stuff



What's that? An airbag that shoots shards of metal into your face? Sounds fine, ship it.

I think the fact that the acronym they come up with for their organization is "RAPE X" is equally terrible car stuff.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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CommieGIR posted:

Don't. Just. Don't.

edit: sorry CommieGIR I got confused.

Cars are very lol tho. Like this terrible car thing from earlier this year:



959 nooo :(

Dang It Bhabhi! fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Dec 28, 2015

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Safety Dance posted:

It's two JKs, so the "correct" powerplant is two 3.6L Pentastar V6s.

Or to go right back to terrible, it could be two Chrysler 3.8L V6s.

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BoostCreep
May 3, 2004

Might I ask where you keep your forced induction accessories?
Grimey Drawer

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

This one sorta loops right back around to awesome.



I love that they put the standard Jeep logo in the center of the grill. It really should say Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep to finish the look.

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